C4 News is a cunt.

Where to begin, the smug metrosexual intonations of its presenters, John Snow with his xylophone ties and stupid socks, I’m so hip I wear a white poppy and is down with the kids at Glasto. Or the peaceful in full hijab just to remind us that C4 is fully inclusive, token Asian male and a reformed chap from the Fatherland, I am surprised they haven’t got the full set yet and have a lovely hairy 6ft tranny presenter yet, only a matter of time, oh and lest forget the annoying twat who chases after people for a comment, glad he was smacked by a UKIP chap a few years back. So for shear irritation and everything wrong in Modern Britain its C4 news for me.

Nominated by Gareth Kendall

Olly Robbins is still a cunt.

The parrot-faced civil servant has become quite the Remain superstar since he was last cunted. What a deliberately obfuscating dog’s dinner he’s made of negotiations. Let us not forget it is he who has constructed this wretched “deal” – as Sir Nigel said earlier in the year, Raab was just a bag-carrier (yet retains some honour after reigning).

Oily Robbins, who begins every sentence with an irritating “So…”, clearly set out to construct a “deal” that was a BRINO (in name only). Not many people know that Robbins s a brilliant, skilled negotiator. Because he isn’t.

This is what Tony Blair recently said of Robbins:-
” I take my hat off to Olly Robbins. Olly is a very skilled guy. The elaborate camouflage of all the different points is a tribute to the skill of the British Civil Service. I say that sincerely. ”

If you’re receiving plaudits of this calibre from the shit-eating grin of the Grand Pu-ba of Cuntiness, you know it’s a Remain stitch up.

Robbins you’ve fooled nobody and will go into the history books as a creepy, Pro-EU bureaucrat who attempted to deceive the British public but was discovered to be the weasely cunt that you are.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Geoff Thompson, chair of governors of the University of East London, says it would be “ethical and right” for universities to contribute.

Contribute compensation for slavery as some universities benefited from the slave trade.

You cunt, today’s universities are milking kids dry with student fees and then the kids get charged mortgage money for a room so they can actually live near the university.

This cunt is worried about compensation for people who are descendants of slaves. Whist living it large ensuring we are all wage slaves paying for him and a largely leeching left wing cunts faculty.

Get a fucking grip, slavery was universal and through history dominant powers enslaved others.

Stop worrying about injustices that can’t be righted for the long dead and focus on doing your fucking high paid bullshit job.

Our education is infested with people who’s agenda is nothing to do with educating young folk.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

A quick nomination for anyone who is a fan of Adele. You absolute cunts. You buying this over rated McDonalds Test Driver has made her the richest cunt at 30yrs old.

Fuck me, are there really that many manic depressives in the world who want to listen to this cunt with a voice like a cat being fucked with a toblerone.

Adele is lucky cunt, like Victoria Beckham, that God put on the earth just to piss hard working people off.

But as long as there are cunts who can ‘identify’ and ‘feel her pain’ this over rated cunt will continue to sing about the blokes who blew her out like a wind sock owing to her problem with her feet…………….she can’t keep the fuckers out of KFC

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt