A quick nomination for anyone who is a fan of Adele. You absolute cunts. You buying this over rated McDonalds Test Driver has made her the richest cunt at 30yrs old.

Fuck me, are there really that many manic depressives in the world who want to listen to this cunt with a voice like a cat being fucked with a toblerone.

Adele is lucky cunt, like Victoria Beckham, that God put on the earth just to piss hard working people off.

But as long as there are cunts who can ‘identify’ and ‘feel her pain’ this over rated cunt will continue to sing about the blokes who blew her out like a wind sock owing to her problem with her feet…………….she can’t keep the fuckers out of KFC

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt

Freddie Mercury is a cunt…

Nothing to do with his singing ability, and although Queen are overrated, it’s the revisionism and that sanitised film that’s annoying… This biopic comes out and Freddie is seen as this ‘character’ and ‘card’ who was ‘outrageous’ and of course with him being ‘that way’ that is entirely acceptable in today’s PC obsessed world… The thick masses and cinema goers (who these days are mostly stupid cunts) will laugh about Mercury’s ‘flamboyance’ and how ‘outrageous’ he was… But they’d wince if they had a real biopic of the man… His ‘famous parties’ were actually infamous, and he made Casanova look tame when it came to putting it about… The film also omits to say that he put in the wrong place too many times with too many men and that is what killed him… But nah, the lemmings think ‘What a character’ and clap along to ‘We Will Rock You’… To be fair to Mercury (who never hid what he was), he might have hated this cleaned up biopic and it’s just a way to make more money for ‘Brand Queen’… A good singer and frontman he was, but a ‘lovable rogue’ for the PC age? Count me out for a start…

Nominated by Norman

Lost socks are cunts. You know the drill – you get a load of new socks for Christmas, in some cases so many that some pairs still go unworn in the following month, only to find that by the time summer rolls around you’ve already lost at least half of them. Followed by barely having enough to last a week by autumn/winter time. Why the fuck does this keep happening? Anyone know?

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Parking Obsessed Neighbours Are Cunts.

Fucking morons who deliberately box you in and think they actually own the bit of road outside their house. One cretin just said to me,oh i’m allowed to park outside my neighbours house because he’s given me permission,IF you don’t move i’ll call the ‘ol bill. Fucking dull,useless cunts,i wish I could live in a detached gaff with no cunts for 20 miles in all directions. I’m becoming a Sociopathic Cunt in my 60’s.It’s not me, it’s all the other CUNTS.

Now get outta my fucking sight!

Nominated by Twinkletwat