Unions are all weapons grade cunts.

What is it with these arseholes and ruining people’s Christmases?
I just heard this morning that the rail workers (bunch of lazy cunts) are going on strike to protest something to do with guards …. ? What ? Fucking guards? Do you mean the cunt that blows the whistle to close the doors, coz the driver can do that.
If the guard is the one that closes the doors then sorry but we have machines that can do that. Or maybe we could train a monkey. Or a polak…

I’ve also just heard that virgin pilots are going on strike over christmas to protest “union recognition” ….
Well I recognise that unions are cunts. Is that the kind of recognition you’re after coz believe me there’s gonna be plenty of it coming your way.

Every year it’s the same fucking thing.
Christmas comes around, people make plans to see their families and the unions have a meeting and say “how can we get our names out there and justify our massive salaries?”
“I know, let’s fuck thousands of people’s Christmas up (as if it wasn’t enough of a hassle already) and whine about something that literally NO-ONE outside of the union gives two shits about.”

Unions – you may have been needed at some point but now you just piss everyone off with your whining.
You managed to crush the British car industry and put thousands out of work.
According to people I’ve worked with that were around in the 70’s, there were constant rolling blackouts, rubbish piling up, uncollected, and schools closed. All coz of unions.
Now they just decide to bring all public transport to a halt over Xmas and make a fucking nuisance of themselves.
And don’t the royal mail usually start whinging this time of year?

If you have a problem with your working conditions or the amount that you’re getting paid, here’s an idea, GO LOOK FOR ANOTHER FUCKING JOB!
And stop being a cunt.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Ian Paisley
Ian Paisley, cunt. Cunty here received a complimentary holiday to a 5 star resort in the Maldives, in return for defending the Maldives regime in front of the UN regarding the conditions prisoners were subjected to in Maldives prisons. Fuck face here said the conditions were ‘rather luxurious’. In a Maldives prison? I highly doubt that you sell out fuck. Just more evidence that our snowflake MPs can be bought and will say whatever you tell them. He also didn’t declare the nature of this little trip initially or who had paid for it (unsurprisingly it wasn’t him). Wonder why? Grade A cunt.

Nominated by elboobio

The Sunday Times is cuntish publication.
I have to say that it is the only newspaper I buy or read, so why the cunting?
Well, I enjoy the sport, crosswords and comment pieces. Lawson, Fergeson, Liddle etc. The ‘news’ is only about 70% royal/celeb shite compared to 99% in other papers. The analyses are usually very good. Book reviews likewise.
But then there is the rest.
A magazine full of shite topped off with restaurant reviews, usually London, where you pay £100 for lunch.
A thing called ‘Style’ which is a sort of smug Vogue.
Property section where £million gets you a flat in some shithole in of course, London.
Travel which is right-on trendy holidays a snip at £2500 each.
Trendy out of touch articles by India fucking Knight, Josh Clancy.
Clarkson going vroom vroom over a £250k fucking car.

The question is, am I the only cunt outside of the middle to upper classes of London and the Home Counties who buys the fucker?
Why no property pieces on Sunderland, Brum, Hull or Scunny? Holidays in Benidorm? Road tests of Fiestas?

The Sunday Times is a smug cunt and I am a cunt for buying it.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Those who think in slow motion.
Those who move in slow motion.
Those who can’t help it.
Those who are shamelessly fucking aimless and lazy.

Whether it’s a small child that just won’t get out of your way, or an elderly lady who’s wasting time trying to open that heavy door.
Whether it’s sunday drivers, waiters, bartenders, cunts counting change, cunts scrounging change, dribbling fucks stabbing the cash machine keypad with one grubby finger that spends the rest of it’s life in their arse, those lucky daydreamers who don’t seem to know how contactless payment works, pedestrians crossing the road, pedestrians walking within my ten metre radius, people moving their car – “I’ll just be two minutes..” WILL YOU FUCK.

All these people are stealing my air, driving on my road, using my stuff, wasting my time.
They are also stinking fucking thieves as they are stealing the precious seconds of my life. Time I will never get back.

Consider this cunting a major thank you for the extra statistical ten years you have stolen by putting undue pressure on my cardio vascular system. Fucking cunts!!!

The biggest shame of it all is the progress our species may have made if only we weren’t busy dribbling and licking windows.
This species is fucked.

Sorry, that’s
F………u……..c………..k………..e………….d……

Nominated by Cuntflap

Jeremy Hunt
Hunt is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

“The UK will prosper and flourish on a no-deal” he has said today (13/12).

Oh really? He’s changed his mind a tad in the last two years, hasn’t he? Why wasn’t he this confident during the 2016 People’s Vote, the Remainiac slug? What could possibly have driven him to capitulate ….I mean, to see the light after nuzzling on the Fourth Reich schlong for so long, to suddenly be so thoroughly pro-Britain and zealous about extricating ourselves from these bloodsucking gangsters? Hmm.

This transparent and flimsy attempt to garner support for a potential leadership bid is embarrassing. If it were a popularity contest, he’d be there down there with urine lolly-ices. Not since the days of Kenneth Clark has a Health Secretary been so disliked.
Hmm, actually, perhaps Jeremy Hunt (potential rhyming slang) HAS got the required qualifications. After all, creepy, ambitious, perfidious, disingenuous, manoeuvring, deceitful cunts do rather well.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous