Drones

So a coupla drones are sighted (no photos or phone images shown mind) aroinde Gatwick Airport and the airspace orf the world is fucked. 24hr News Coverage, snowflakes melting in front orf camera. Customary Local Lezza Police Commissioner (CLLPC) giving it the old clueless flat estuarine institution speak. Headless chickens cueing overnight at the airport, all flights cancelled, Cobra Committee summoned in Whitehall. Chorus orf “Oh dear what can the matter be”. Punters advised on freeebeees available – free hotels, transport, food, counseling due to this “major international incident”. Bugger me, snowflakes should have been in old London Toine when the doodlebugs were flying. Now they were proper drones – with menaces.
Laugh orf the moment is the “authorities” ie plod and MOD have no clue as to where they are coming from or how to stop the fuckers, just shut the airport without explanation for an unlimited period over Christmas (bugger wish I had thought orf that one). Volunteered me own two pennorth, I would troll doine there with me gillie and a brace of Purdey’s (finest English shotgun ever made) and blast the cunts oit the sky then blast the cunts that launched them or t’other way roinde as convenient. Waiting to hear back.
Have seen this moment in our history coming hence me previous cunting and support in a sporting way orf Amazon delivery drones. Yours Truly invites the sporting gentleman to join him (modest joining fee) in the Worshipful Company orf Drone Hunters (initiation ceremony to be soited oit) and blast the fuckers oit the sky. Those orf more plebeian habits ie uncouth cunts, are invited to join the Drone Guard. Drones don’t like it up ‘em.

As the Drone incident drones orn it is becoming increasingly apparent that The Powers That Be (TPTB) have no clue what to do. No counter strategy, no snowflake training in drone counter measures, in short beyond closing everything doine and giving the spotty dicked little cunt exactly what it wants, a humbling orf poor old Blighty in front orf the TV cameras orf the world, TPTB are impotent and powerless.
Pardon YT for bringing a little independent thinking to this but the drone is guided by wireless and can therefore be traced or jammed. Failing that, droneboi cannot make a move withoit sending a signal which will alert a scuad orf Drone Vigilantes stationed strategically aroinde the airport perimeter who can shoot the fucker doine. No need to ground every known aircraft for days. Typical snowflake pantomime for Christmas.

Nominated by Sir Limply

Gatwick Airport is a cunt.

Don’t get me wrong. Drones and other airborne things can be dangerous to aircraft.

However, some cunt playing silly buggers is enough to bring a whole fucking airport operation to its knees. Oh, and it’s the second busiest airport in the UK and yes, almost forgot, it’s the run up to Christmas.

We don’t want to shot the drones down as we are worried about stray bullets… wtf! It’s a fucking airfield with nothing around (apart from the M23 (and that deserves a cunting all on its own)).

Now apparently the military have been deployed. Are we really saying that the police can’t catch some spotty little nerd or unfuckable transbender cunt with a handheld RC controller. They can’t be operated miles away.

Drones are cunts to and anyone that has one that is not used for professional services such as film and media are cunts too.

Thank you, cunters

Nominated by Bear Cunt

Carol Ann Duffy is a bit of a cunt, isn’t she?

Who’s this yeasty-looking gorgon and why is she so miserable? Well, she’s Scottish and she’s stepping down as Britain’s Poet Laureate, i.e. she writes poetry for the Queen (the first wo-man to do so) after holding the position since 2009. Her poetry has tackled MPs’ expenses, LGBTQ issues, Christmas, even David Beckham. She has also worked as poetry critic for The Guardian.

Now, I know some of my cunter-colleagues don’t care for poetry but I like it. Let’s give the bisexual, catholic, Guardian-contributing Scottish poet a chance, shall we.

Duffy is also a playwright, and in 2017 wrote a Brexit play call My Country: a work in progress. In case you wondered where the sympathy lay, it was dedicated to Jo Cox. Hmm.

In her new collection, ‘Sincerity’, her last as laureate, she attacks some modern “problems”:
“With the evil twins of Trump and Brexit” she squawked courageously, “there was no way of not writing about that, it is just in the air”. The Brexit poem includes the words “arseholes”, “gatekeepers”, “chancers”, “tossers”, “bullshitters”, and “patriots” .

Sigh.

What a shame we hard-working plebs can’t do a difficult, authentic job like waxing twenty or so lines poetically, glugging free booze and quaffing venison pastries at poetry festivals, and earning a year’s salary for a fucking poetry competition. This hackneyed, holier-than-thou harridan only inspires me to put books DOWN. Why don’t you wipe the conscientious sweat from your priggish brow you carping, chronicling crone, stick your pencil up your ungrateful arse, and shit off.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I’d like to nominate the word “Islamaphobia” for a cunting.

The non word “Islamaphobia” is to be officially recognised and – you guessed it – is to be considered “waycist” by the thought police when checking up on nasty tweets, etc., while homes are burgled, the elderly attacked and acid spraying, knife-weilding, “culturally enriched” types run amok unchallenged in towns and cities across the UK. Most notably in our glorious capital – warms the heart doesn’t it!

Well – like “hate-speech” – what exactly is “Islamaphobia”, and who will define it?

Well it’s any form of dissent towards the religion of (submission) “peace” and only “peacefuls” are allowed to have a say as to what that is (or by weak-minded, Stockholm Syndrome, libtard and snowflake proxies).

Once recognised as a hate-crime, “Islamaphobia” will include references to Mohammed as being a paedophile (which he fucking was) and – the real kicker – using the fact that “Islam is an ideology” when stating that a comment condemning the religion of “peace” cannot be considered “racist”.

Well now it is, cos the “peacefuls” say so! So that’s alright then isn’t it!

They reckon that “peaceful” cunts account for 5% of the UK population, so why is it that they have 95% of the fucking say!?!

The worm is turning. 30yrs of PC bullshit and globalist indoctrination is coming to an end.

Don’t like or care for the surge in nationalist sentiment? Then please feel free to exercise your democratic right to fuck off to a place more in-keeping with *YOUR* beliefs.

I’m sure Islamabad or Mogadishu would welcome you with open arms and shower you with free shit from their benefits gravy-train…

No?

No, didn’t think so. So it’s about time you shut the fuck up, tow the fucking line and behave like 5% of the population instead of lording it over the rest of us like you’re the 95%!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

What about this bunch of cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46510776
They stopped a plane with deportees taking off because ‘One of the activists, Benjamin Smoke, 27, of Rowley Gardens, London, told the court:
“I was fighting to stop the plane deporting people to a place where they would be at risk of being killed or seriously harmed.”
Yep. It’s called Africa and they are the problem. Because they are African and part of a rotten, corrupt, violent society. Due entirely to Africans. Not the slave trade or whitey’s discrimination. Because they are African. Not our problem you stupid cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fiona Onasanya

Who? Her off of Labour is who. MP for Peterborough innit. Had her collar felt for lying about who was driving her jam jar when it was done for speeding.
Having been caught bang to rights, Onasanya’s been found guilty of perverting the course of justice. She’s probably looking at prison time when sentencing takes place, unless she can play the race factor as a possible get out of jail free card. Her conviction will now probably trigger a by-election.
And there we all were, naively thinking that we could look to Parliamentarians to set an example to us mere plebs when it comes to abiding by the law of the land, especially when said Parliamentarian is a solicitor to boot. Seems not; Mizzzz Onasanya has displayed the thin end of the square root of fuck all respect for the law, and it’s just another case of ‘do as I say, not as I do’. Honourable Member my fucking arse.

Nominated by Ron Knee

I nominate Fiona Onasanya so-called MP and her brother Fester, for a super counting. 1. She is a compulsive liar. 2. She thinks the race card gives her immunity from criticism 3. She is a lawyer who has committed perjury. 4. She is as ugly as fucking fuck. 5. She is a palpable CUNT. Please feel free to add your own reasons (she is a cunning fantasist, so please don’t hold back)

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

Fiona Onasanya is a cunt. This solicitor, former deputy-leader of the Labour group on Cambridgeshire County Council, MP for Peterborough and devout Christian has just been found guilty of repeatedly lying to police about a speeding offence where she was the driver. She tried to frame a Russian “friend” (in Russia at the time of the offence) and asked her brother to take the wrap for her. This enriching cunt of Nigerian origin claims she wad told by God that she would become an MP. Pity He couldn’t forsee the conviction. This lying, dishonest cunt hoped to become the UK’s first black Prime Minster. Seems perfectly qualified to me-corrupt,lying,treacherous, enriching, black (and therefore untouchable) immigrant cunt. Well fuck off you big lipped slapper- a jury found you guilty. No doubt the taxpayer will be grateful that another enriching person is incarcerated at their expense. Cunt.

Nominated by Fimbriations