London

How do I cunt thee? Let me count the ways.

Sadiq fucking Khan, his uselessness and his administration of right-on loons (including a fucking Night Czar for fuck sake)
Property prices that ordinary working Londoners can never aspire to.
Remoaner central.
Right-on champagne socialist central.
Feral, armed, aspiring architects, footballers, rappers and so on. (Always aspiring, never actually achieving anything in their pointless, baby father existences)
Vast amounts of moolah extracted from UK taxpayers for London infrastructure – Crossrail being a prime example but also HS2 (which is to benefit London not ‘the North and Midlands’) Heathrow expansion and fuck knows what else.
Immigrant central, council property provided of course.
Whitehall and the fucking useless, eventually ennobled civil servants. Being fucking incompetent no barrier to the K.
The city, greed, incompetence and money launderers to the world.
Russian oligarchs gangsters, African despots and Arab slave owners all have their bolt holes there.
Fucking Westminster and its total disconnection with the rest of the UK.
The fucking Olympics which seem to have benefited nobody except West Ham.
Fucking hipsters, vegans and more trendy cunts than anywhere on earth.

There is much more but that will do for now. No doubt cunters will have other examples.
London, a fucking disgrace to Britain.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Those fucking reversing alarms attached to dump trucks, diggers, JCBs etc etc etc are a cunt aren’t they?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP…. as I was trying to say, the same fucking monotonous sound 8am – 5pm regular as fuck and all because a new arrival cunt has decided to remodel his house or garden BEEP BEEP ….again. Now he’ll be giving the cunt opposite the idea to do the same in 3 months time.

Don’t these fuckers ever go forwards?!!

And when two of them start up Oh Fuck…..it’s even worse than a Christmas duet between Sheercunt and Flabdelle. Or maybe not.

Oh fucking hell, now their SCHKR SCHKR SCHKR groceries have just been delivered and it’s turning round.

SCHKR BEEP SCHKR BEEP (continue until 2019)

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

The entire Cast and Production team, and most especially the Writers of Call the Midwife Christmas Special 2018 are self righteous Cunts!

There you are settling down with a mince pie and a glass of port, ready to be treated to a heart warming stroll down memory lane, where the poor were poor and grateful for help received and little miracles occurred to offset the grimness of everyday life.

What do we get? I storyline punctuated by every 2018 pressure group issue.
No NHS beds when you need them.
Apartment building in London.
Immigrants, poor wee loves are Chinese this time.
Oh, you can’t adopt a wee brown baby if you are white!
Expansion of Ethnic Christianity into the space left by the traditional.
Oh. and the old chestnut! Wouldn’t everything be better if women ruled the world! The 2 men left in the series (and a guest father portrayed as a useless cunt) are shown as emotional retards given life by their cuntish women!
There were probably other references that I missed in this load of over-sentimentalised cuntishness.
So, I enter the New Year with a deeper loathing of the BBC cunts and I doubt that’s going to improve anytime soon!

Happy New Year!

Nominated by Alan Hancox

Beat the internet with John Robins

This is a cunt of a show, isn’t it.
What a load of pointless wank, presented by some nomark without any kind of redeeming qualities. His contrived “zaniness” is as entertaining as a wet fart. I feel sorry for his family, who must cringe when he’s on the telly. The contestants have been recruited from some home for spasmos and told to “mong it up”.
I would, however, watch “Beat John Robins with a fucking big iron bar”.
What a cunt of a cunt !

Nominated by Jimmy the spaz