BEEP BEEP BEEP
Those fucking reversing alarms attached to dump trucks, diggers, JCBs etc etc etc are a cunt aren’t they?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP…. as I was trying to say, the same fucking monotonous sound 8am – 5pm regular as fuck and all because a new arrival cunt has decided to remodel his house or garden BEEP BEEP ….again. Now he’ll be giving the cunt opposite the idea to do the same in 3 months time.
Don’t these fuckers ever go forwards?!!
And when two of them start up Oh Fuck…..it’s even worse than a Christmas duet between Sheercunt and Flabdelle. Or maybe not.
Oh fucking hell, now their SCHKR SCHKR SCHKR groceries have just been delivered and it’s turning round.
SCHKR BEEP SCHKR BEEP (continue until 2019)
Nominated by Isaac Hunt
Add to that the robotic sounding “Warning: vehicle reversing!”; and then you end up with the BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP and then “Warning: vehicle reversing!” for ever and a fucking day!
or rather than a BEEP you can have those whining WHOOP, sounding like a demented fat girl being fingered up the duck pond!
It’s usually the supermarket delivery vans that are the worst, especially Asda and Iceland.
I wish they could modify it to something like Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades!” or “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, CUNTS!”
Ho hum – or should i say BEEP BEEP BEEP
Cunts
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For some reason most delivery vehicles on my work estate stopped making Beeping noises to be replaced by a strange “squashed duck style noise” quite bizzare. Expect it was a pointless EU directive. Can’t believe our wonderful government could come up with something so pointless.
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Off topic,but….
Kate Osomor: Fuck off back to the cotton fields,love.It ain’t going to pick itself. Complaining about Wwwaaaaaayyyyyyccccccciiiiisssssssmmmmm because people are having a go about her living in a government subsidised house with her drug dealing son.She pays him £50,000 to be her P.A.Sorry,WE pay! Has this Kaffir (they call each other worse)actually done any work? Answers on a postcard….
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The Osamor tribe were at the head of the Zanulabour pig trough. Three generations of Osamor truffle sniffers, all living high on the taxpayer’s hog.
Of course now the wheels have fallen off for son Ishmael, whose selection as a councillor apparently came after his arrest for drug offences.
What I would like to know is how a 29 year old, unqualified son of an MP apparently ends up earning £50k a year of taxpayer’s money. Only in Corbyn’s wonderful, diverse would could this bollocks take place.
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I’d make those obese slugs in chariots fit an alarm. It could shout out “Lazy fat Cunt on his way to the pie-shop” when going forward,and “Idle tub-of-lard reversing to cream-cake counter” when going backwards.
Fuck them..
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ps. I’d also make old Cunts and Poofs wear them….and coloureds.
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That’s so unfair… you shouldn’t ignore the transgender community like that.
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Well you’d have to have gender neutral alarms just in case they didn’t know what direction they were going in?
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Only if it was diamante encrusted! Homophobe!
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Great cunting Isaac.
What I can’t understand is the fact that you’ll see bin lorries etc thundering down the main road at 40+, no problem. The second one of the cunts reverses into a side street at a hundred yds an hour, it’s all flashing lights and BEEP! BEEP!
I was waiting at the lights the other day for the ethnic minority pedestrian facilitator to come on, and this big fucker pulled up, and then indicated that he was waiting to go left. When the indicator come on, we got a fucking message; ‘WARNING! THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT! WARNING! THIS…’. Jesus wept.
Morning all!
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Another opportunity for natural selection wasted.
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These cunts have nothing the cunts if cunts.. I refer to those fucking awful LEAF BLOWERS, the most useless blights on humanity ever devised… Vroom, vrooooooom, VROOOOOOOOON, for fucking hours, the gormless cunt moving leaves around and back again for hours, giving the illusion of activity while doing FUCK ALL save drive me up the fucking wall. The the so-called “gardener” having been paid to annoy the neighborhood while doing sod all, then goes next door for the next job and blows the leaves BACK where they started…. If I had my way, these spawn of the devil fucking bastards would be dropped, complete with their leaf-move-around-and-back-again-blowers, into the boiling caldera of an active volcano. CUNTS….. THE LOT OF THEM.
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