An emergency counting for our so called Conservative party that are really stretching their power into the private lives of citizens in a way that can only be described as totalitarian.

After weeks of being told to get off our arses back to work and eat out to help out we are now being put back in our boxes being told we will be arrested and fined if we dare to have more than 6 people in our own private property whilst still being told to get our arses back to work and spend to give the treasury more of our counting money.

Are they blaming their fuck ups on testing, PPE discharging Covid positive and untested hospital patients back into care homes ,their botched app or their vague messages being undermined by Dominic Cumstains and his bullshit eye test at Barnard Castle Robert Jenricks trip to his parents and Gove getting a test on his daughter to avoid self isolating amongst many other things ??Are they fuck.No it is young people who bed wetting man sized school prefect and all round duplicitous condescending cuntflaps Hancock states are in danger of ” killing Granny”.Well after nearly 20000 deaths in care homes just under half our total occuring under his watch following his own department saying beds needed to be freed up and Covid positive patients could be safely cared for in their care homes that’s a bit fucking rich.

I have worked in a care home through this pandemic and live with my seriously ill father.The stress has been off the scale.Im 26 and have adhered pretty rigorously to all guidelines and it has been miserable.Now the government dare to strip our rights away again for a virus killing less than heart disease cancer and suicide and one that is certainly not overwhelming the NHS.

I have seen first hand Doctors trying to put suspected Covid on death certificates of people that recently tested negative.I am not a conspiracy theorist but that makes me incredibly suspicious.

I probably wouldn’t meet more than 6 people anyway but the fact that these incompetent cunts headed by Bojo the clown are dictating how we live our lives while taking our money and letting any Mohammad Mohammad or other Mohammad into the country on a dinghy really boils my piss.

Fuck the Government and Fuck Boris.Are we going to turn into a police state whenever seasonal flu comes around which kills around 20000 a year.What an absolute shitshow. We still have the highest death toll in Europe and a massive recession yet these cunts pontificate to us with as much disdain as you can imagine.

If I wanted to live in a totalitarian nanny police state I would have voted for Corbyn!

Cuntservatives!

Nominated by Shaun of the Dead 69

Inbreed tory toff Grant is bringing in measures to fine any vehicles parking on a kerb with a fine of £70.

He wants the pavements clear for pedestrians, baby buggies, mobility scooters, and has a thing about ‘cycle lanes’ the chinless little cunt loves them!

Now I regularly park on pavements not because im a cunt (am a bit!?). But because on some roads and lanes in Derbyshire & Cheshire if I didn’t I’d block the whole road off!

Now this greedy little tory toad sees it as a quick earner but for people like me, all I’ll do is tell my customers I cant do the job unless they pay the parking fine,

So wont effect me but will effect others, including elderly people who have home delivery from supermarkets etc.

How about instead of taxing the people who voted you into power you fix the fuckin roads and tax cyclists in the form of licenses and road safety tests and insurance?

Grant, you ginger posh twat hope a HGV ploughs through your rentboys bungalow you tory twat!?

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

(TBH, when I first saw his name I thought it was some cheap German beer! – DA)

Adele tweeted a photo of herself from her L.A. mansion of her in a Jamaican flag bikini and her hair in Bantu knots (that ridiculous hairstyle that makes your head look like a sea mine) to celebrate what would have been the Notting Hill carnival, which has been cancelled due to the Flu Manchu.

Aaaannnddd the Leftwaffe immediately took to twitter to accuse her of cultural appropriation.

FUCK…OFF! Fuck all the way off!

Adele was born and raised in Tottenham. She was raised in that culture, and she knows it better than most people, including black people. It could be argued that after being born and raised in that culture, she could make a genuine claim to be a part of that culture. But that doesn’t stop the woke.

And point of order, there are WHITE Jamaicans. Some of them have the same accent as black Jamaicans. They are all part of Jamaican culture, because they all consider themselves Jamaican. And not a single Jamaican has complained about Adele. So, if they’re not offended, no fucker else has the right to be offended.

Apparently a lot of celebrities, and others have jumped to her defence. Naomi Campbell and Alexandra Burke have defended her and, to my complete amazement, that well known moron and race baiter, David Lammy. And let’s face it, when even an ignorant twat like Lammy jumps in on the side of common sense, you know the Leftwaffe are on a loser.

So, you woke motherfuckers. Shut the fuck up. Like it or not, she actually knows more about that culture than YOU ever will, because she was raised in it. It’s her heritage. And like I said, if Jamaicans aren’t offended, you have no right to be offended. And my Geordie mate would say, “howay and shite”! Cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

He couldn’t get more saintly without some fucker kneeling on his neck could he?

He is rallying businesses, charidees and supermarkets to beat child poverty. Innit.
The aims are:-

‘Expanding free school meals to every child from a household on Universal Credit or equivalent, reaching an additional 1.5m children aged seven to 16

Expanding holiday food and activities to support all children on free school meals, reaching an additional 1.1m children

Increasing the value of the Healthy Start vouchers from £3.10 to £4.25 per week and expanding it to all those on Universal Credit or equivalent, reaching an additional 290,000 children under the age of four and pregnant women’

Guess who pays for this? Marcus? Tescos? Not quite. We do.
I think a snappier name for his philanthropy would be –

Beer, fag and scratchcard vouchers for the feckless.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Apparently according to David ‘Rule Britannia is a ‘cunts anthem’.

Perhaps the irony is lost on Badiel that he’s widely seen as one of the biggest cunts within the world of ‘entertainment’ today.

If you take a cursory look on the Internet you’ll find it’s difficult to see the cunts comments in context (He’s a lovey you see) but then up pops his Twatter page and it turns out his comment was in response to Nigel Farage singing Rule
Britannia because Al-BBC decided to drop the lyrics from Last Night at the Proms.

The cunt says…..

There might be some who feel a little sad about Rule, Brittania, seeing it, now divorced of triumphalist origins, only as a Proms tradition. Watching this however makes it clear how it’s still basically a Cunts Anthem…..

Back in the day there was a Labour politician called Gerald Kaufman, my dad hated him and I never really knew why.

That said my old man had lots of irrational hatred, in fact I think my first nom that got posted was on his irrational hatred of Elton Welsby.

So back to Kaufman. Every time his face popped up on TV he’d say ‘Hitler missed one there’.

Maybe he was right, who knows but I’d like to add Badiel to my Dads less irrational hatred list.

How many types of cunt do you have to be to record a song called ‘3 Lions’, the chest thumping, rousing anthem that makes you proud to be English, then go on record to say ‘Rule Britannia’ is a cunts anthem.

Badiel is the sort of Jew that thinks Israel is the oppressor. He’s the type of Jew that would have been a collaborator (IMO). He’s a shit stain on the outside of your pants that everyone laughs at.

He’s a crooked nosed metro liberal that’s made a living out of other people’s talent but let’s not be surprised by that, it’s in keeping with his national identity.

Hopefully in the world of how to out virtue signal your sleb mates he’ll take in a family of (Muslim) ‘asylum seekers’ who’ll show him the edge of a roof of a very tall building.

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface