Phone Scammers

I don’t know if any esteemed cunters have nominated these oxygen stealing low life fucktards before,but here goes.

Just about to leave home today to go for a cancer check up phone rings, hello automated voice your internet is going to be cut off in Four Hours.

Look you cunts grow a pair of fucking gonads and ring me personally so I can charmingly wish Satan himself runs up and down every bodily orifice carrying Two rolls of razor Wire on his back, then when he gets tired, nominating one of his minions to take over. Fucking Shit eating CUNTS.

If anyone is interested no signs of Mr C, see you in six months Mr CuntyMort

Nominated by CuntyMort

Soya milk.

I’ve been drinking this stuff recently as the missus gets it in . What harm can it do I thought ….might even lose a few pounds I thought.

Imagine my alarm when I read the fucking stuff turns people GAY!

Full of Oestrogen apparently …

Then I thought about it a bit and the Japs and Chinks are always eating soy sauce and they’ve got really little cocks; although curiously not known for being gaylords they are certainly fucked up sexually.

Whatever…I’m not touching that shit anymore.

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons

Theresa May, again. She’s just lead the Conservative party to its worst defeat at local elections since John Major was PM. Over 1200 seats gone, and all because of the ignorant cunt in Downing Street, and her swivel eyed determination to destroy democracy, the Tory party and especially the referendum result. Even now, after THREE defeats, she’s planning to put her unbelievably shite deal to the vote AGAIN. The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over again, and expecting a different result. Going off that, she’s a fucking moron.

The past three years have shown that our political class are no longer fit to sit in parliament. And she is the worst of the lot. And considering we have the likes of Bercow, Corbyn, Abbott, McDonnell, Soubrey, etc, that takes some doing. As I’ve said more than once, she needs to go. She refuses to resign, as she should, but apparently she considers it her duty to ‘see Brexit through’. Her duty was to get the UK out of the EU. She started in a strong negotiating position and deliberately fucked it up. Since then, she’s done increasing damage to our negotiating position. She has failed to deliver what she promised to deliver. Her duty now, is to get the fuck out of Downing St. And if she won’t do that, it’s up to her party to kick her out.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A nomination for Omar Chowdhury. This vile, bigoted piece of filth, who is Bristol SU’s new ‘BME’ officer, has told a Jewish student to “be like Israel and cease to exist” in a hate filled rant.

Chowdhury won the race for the Black and Minority Ethnicity Officer for the coming year on the basis of his manifesto, which includes a “Zero Tolerance on racism” policy.

The arsehole has previously been elected as both Events Officer of the University of Bristol African Caribbean Society and the President of the University’s Bangla Society, holding both of these posts this academic year. So does this cunt actually do any work?

Looking forward to seeing him in court facing charges of incitement to racial hatred, and being expelled from the uni. Assuming the CPS will get off its useless arse and do something about the cunt.

Nominated by Mystic Maven