It’s A Boy!!

Rejoice! Rejoice! Let the church bells ring the length and breadth of the nation!

Yes, Megan M has done her bit as a brood mare, and we can duly consider ourselves blessed by the arrival of another royal sprog. What an exciting few days are in prospect. Wall to wall coverage on every news channel, complete with obligatory skin-crawling sycophancy and smarmy, shit eating grin from every newsreader. Special fifty page supplements in every newspaper, tracing the kid’s lineage back to the dawn of time, going on about how it’s ninety-fifth in line or whatever, and full of photos of ‘the happy family’ for us all to treasure for the rest of our lives.

There’ll be politicians falling over themselves to dish out their brown-nosing messages of congratulation to the happy couple. Then there’ll be the endless discussions about the sprog’s fucking name, and the endless interviews with those well wishing simpletons who’ve stood for hours outside the palace waiting for a bulletin; ‘oooh, they’re sach a laverly capple, Gawd bless ’em, they’re a hexarmple to us awall’.

I’m boaking already. Take your whole fucking circus and fuck off.

Nominated by Ron Knee

All that time on your hands and fuck all to do. You feel as though you’re missing out on all the things other cunts do.

As a late riser ISAC contributor, what disappoints me is how most posters contribute early in the day, typically between 7 and 9 am. After the noisy cunts next door wake me around this time to go off to work, I usually rise around 11am.

It’s worse in the Winter when you can hear these twats scraping at their windscreens like rats in an attic. One such bastard even had the cheek to ask if I could give his car a push ‘cos it wouldn’t start. I had to shout down to Mrs.B to tell him to fuck off as I was asleep and even I wasn’t, I’ve got a bad back.

Now, I can see why Mr. Fiddler needs to rise this early to tend his flock but I’m at a fuckin’ loss to see why all the other cunts do. It’s really inconsiderate as most of the action on the site ends around midday. By the time I rise, have a leisurely breakfast, read the paper and collect my giro cheque, I feel I have missed out on the action.

Retirement is truly a cunt.

Nominated by Bluntspeakingcunt

Fuck me the law is Not a Cunt!
Rather odd to say this, lets not hold our breath as there may be an appeal into it.
But I am more than happy to announce that Richard Osborn-Brooks Has been found not guilty of the murder of thieving pikey scum (multiple convictions, family trade, ect, ect) Henry Vincent, but a verdict of “Lawful Killing” has been laid upon Mr Osborn-Brooks, who despite the rather toffee nosed name is a kind old man who was defending his life long love from a preditary house invasion by a group of Criminals bent on removing their valuables and their dignity.
I can only say Mr O/B has been run through the mill of the British legal system and found to be right and proper, as this is the case should he not be eligible for some form of victim compensation?
Should not he receive compensation from those who threatened him and claimed their right to lay flowers for their benefactor and friend ?
Maybe so.

should anyone raise a legal challenge against this verdict they have a platinum coated cunting coming their way, however due to skin pigmentation I doubt it will happen.

Nominated by lord benny

Cunts Who Deny Science.

” Kuwaiti ‘academic’ claims gay men have a WORM in their backside that ‘feeds on semen’ and says ‘therapeutic suppositories can cure homosexuality’ in bizarre television interview”

I read this article and found that the Academic and her conclusions were not being taken seriously. In fact,she was being mocked. It really has come to something when the desperate need to placate The Gay Lobby can overcome cold,hard FACTS.

It’s nice to see an Academic who isn’t afraid of the truth,and.although I can’t claim to be an Academic, I hope that my own extensive research,soon to be self-published,entitled ” The Gayness..Getting to the bottom of the problem” is treated a bit more seriously.

Even I,in my most profound and lucid moments, hadn’t considered the possibility of a spunk-guzzling worm up The Gay hoop. I must admit that I have some reservations about that claim….surely it would fall out when the Gerbils were inserted?

However,in conclusion, even the Greatest of Scientific minds were derided in the past,and I believe that this Kuwati scientist should be given the recognition that she deserves…A Nobel Prize,perhaps? They seem quite easy to get these days.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6958475/Kuwaiti-academic-claims-gay-men-WORM-backside-feeds-semen.html

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Womans Hour

Ok so I admit it I listen to Radio 4 occasionally in the van as I cannot abide adverts and most of the music is shite these days.

Thing is I keep catching bits of womans hour.

Fine ,let women have their own hour nothing wrong with that but do they have to talk constantly about their tits and fannies ?

Its Vaginal mesh this …..breast cancer that …on and on and on.

Now normally I can listen to talk about fanny all day …but not when its a group of old biddys cackling on about their creamy discharges .

What is wrong with these people?

Mind ; they had Louise Redknapp on the other day so I got ready to knock one out….and guess what! Not a single mention of her tits or fanny . Cunts.

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons