Monthly Archives: October 2016

Scarlett Johansson

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Has Scarlett Johansson been counted yet,coz I’ve never seen such a mong on telly or cinema.

Every clip you see of her, in an upcoming movie or any scene that she’s in all she ever does is gawp and squint like a total mong. I pride myself in seeing the fuckability in most tarts but that cunt has me digging a hole under the patio just in case I bump into her down at the post office. I am now pissed off thinking about her. Cheers…

Nominated by: Birdman

Rowan Williams [4]

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Former arch bishop and current thick cunt Rowan Williams is getting wet knickers regarding the arrival of a load of youths from the Calais jungle.

Some of these youths (not children ) have parents that are already here. How’s that happened? If their parents couldn’t give a fuck why should anyone else?

Williams can’t wait to welcome cunts that can’t wait to hate him and his beliefs.
What a fuckin’ bell end!

Nominated by: J R Cuntley 17/10

Spaniards

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Spaniards. Fucking inbred, lazy, feckless, peasant cunts. Try and get something done there and you are beating your head against a brick wall. The country is in dire economic circumstances, and yet the lazy scum still have to go off for a nap in the afternoon. But they are right on the ball when it comes to sticking their hands out for EU dosh. Oh, yes sir, front of the queue then.

Don’t get me wrong, Spain is a good place to go on holiday, only a 2 1/2 hour flight, cheap, good weather, plenty of history and culture if that is your thing, beaches if it isn’t, cheap, great nightlife, cheap and cheap.

Just don’t even think about going to live there. As with most of abroad, its OK but its spoiled by the fucking foreigners. And learn to speak English! Cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Make Up

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Women’s make-up deserves a good cunting, we have all been duped by it,
You go out on the piss, hook-up with a girl and it’s back to hers for some depraved pounding and if you’re lucky a go up her shitter.
When you pulled her she looked like this, but then when you wake-up the next morning with a cock covered in shit and smelling like Graham Norton’s breath only to be greeted with her looking like this – and yes, that is the same woman!

So, make-up deserves a good cunting, it should be banned under the trade descriptions act.

Nominated by: Boaby

BT Telesales

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I would like to cunt B.T telesales cunts.

I’ve just had a phone call again from the BT Telesales team where as soon as they find out my phone is done through a switchboard the just hang up [not even a goodbye from the cunts ]
so from here on in I’m going to make it my mission to waste as much time as I can for any telesales retard that calls.

So you get fresh pesh from Bangladesh calling you at the crack of dawn due to the 4 hr difference nice as pie until you say switchboard and then click you talking to a telephonic abyss……

What a bunch of pestering,unwelcome and unwanted treble cunts!

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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