I know he wrote ‘Joanna’ for Scott Walker and ‘Downtown’ for Petula Clark, but the cunt also wrote the themes to Crossroads and Emmerdale – dirges that make any sane person want to slit their wrists… Hatch could discover a cure for cancer, but even that would never compensate for being responsible for that shower of shite!
Nominated by: Fred West
Her reason for this? ‘Three months is a long time to go without bring paid…’ It is a long time for people who do proper jobs and have families to support and homes to maintain. It is, however, fuck all to some spoilt tart who has millions in the bank and makes more in a week than some will earn in a lifetime. I wouldn’t mind if she was anything special musically. I know The Beatles Apple and the Jobs Apple have had some run-ins, but Taylor fucking Swift?!
Of course Apple have kissed Swift’s bony little arse, when they should have told her to fuck off… Taylor Swift is a talentess, tightarsed, titless, mercenary cunt. Dire Straits weren’t wrong when they sang of money for nothing…
Nominated by: Norman
Taylor Swift: “Oh poor me I can only afford 3 mansions and 1 private jet!” Do you hear the suffering in her voice? She needs more money. Fuck the recession, this cunt needs more cash.
Taylor Swift is not only a talentless cunt who 90 percent of the time writes about songs of her breaking up with her boyfriend for shite reasons – but her music is made for retards. It’s wallpaper music set to the tune of feel good propaganda. Also she isn’t struggling in the least she’s worth 261 million.
I don’t feel sorry for this talentless spoiled brat. In fact I just downloaded a shitty album in spite of that cunt tried to listen to 5 minutes of it then deleted it. I could name a thousand artists who are struggling more then her and they aren’t even complaining in the slightest.
Nominated by: Titslapper
Traffic wardens are cunts; planners are cunts; building control are cunts; councillors are proper and complete cunts; the fuckin’ woman who answers the phone and goes “H’what department does hw’one require” is a cunt; the cunt that inspects the bins should be placed in the extruder from which said bins are, well, er, extruded as he is a nazi, fascist, blowfly loving cunt; the council van driving cunts are all cunts, in fact even the council offices are cunts. And the library. And the fucking cunting swimmin baths.
They are all………..CUUUUUUUUUNTS!!
Nominated by: iorek Byrnison
Actually, that’s not entirely true. Back in 2012 the people of Greater Manchester were treated to a referendum on the issue of an elected Mayor. We told the government that it could shove the mayor up its arse. We didn’t want one. It was a unanimous decision. And one that that posh cunt, Gideon Osborne has completely ignored, since we’re now having a mayor forced upon us. So much for democracy. At no point will the people of Greater Manchester be involved in this.
In case you’re wondering, the two candidates were, Labour man Lord Peter Smith. And….erm….Labour man Tony Lloyd. So there you go, democracy in action. Two Labour shitbags and no other candidates. You should also know that Lloyd also happens to be Greater Manchester’s Police and Crime Commissioner, and he will NOT be resigning from that post if he’s made Mayor.
It’s not just the fact that the wishes of the people of Greater Manchester were ignored that’s making my piss boil. It’s the fact that democracy has been well and truly shit on throughout. We’re not allowed to know what the salary of the Mayor will be, though it’s allegedly in excess of £100,000. There’s been no campaigning or public debates, or publishing of manifestoes, because the candidates haven’t been allowed to do any of that.
So Greater Manchester will be saddled with yet another layer of bureaucracy, that no one outside politics wanted. And we will be saddled with this useless twat until they finally allow us to vote in 2017. Or 2019. They haven’t actually decided yet. I have actually written to Numbers 10 & 11 Downing Street over this, expressing my anger at their complete and utter contempt for both democracy, and for the will of the people. No replies have been forthcoming. Even when I sent Osborne and Cameron an email each, expressing my opinion that they were arrogant, ignorant, over privileged arsewipes, (yes, I actually did that). What is the point in holding a referendum on an issue, if you’re just going to ignore it because you don’t like the result?
This is what will happen when we finally get the referendum on our EU membership. If the majority of British voters vote to leave the EU, that smug cocksucker in No 10 will simply ignore the result, and work with Brussels to enact some kind of stitch up. What really worries me though, is that if they can piss on the democratic process over something relatively minor, like a Mayor, they can easily do it over something more important.
Remember Friday the 29th of May 2015 is the day that democracy died in Britain. And I’m not being dramatic when I say that.
Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw
And if you are a wheel chaired or other crippled sporty person and can’t compete with the able bodied athlete – get over it! You’re not good enough to compete with the fittest you whinging cunts. You are given equality under the law to compete with the fittest in any Olympic event if you want or can. But you want ‘special treatment’ to have your own Olympics at tax payer or fit peoples expense. Well nothing is stopping you finding your own private sponsors or paying for your own crippled contestant team sports – so fuck off and do just that.
Only don’t call it Olympics, you spastic cunts.
Nominated by: Entopy