Monthly Archives: May 2014

Eurovision

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Eurovision – the only time a cuntfest of talentless individuals all singing in one place ever comes close is a Royal Variety Concert or of a Take That reunion. And lets not get started on that Mincing Cunt Norton.

Nominated by: Bloke in Holland

I had the misfortune to switch on the TV and catch an eyeful of Austria’s absolute cunt of a Eurovision entry last night. Some bloke (I think) wearing a dress and dolled up like a ten quid slapper.

It will probably win too due to being so ‘brave’ as to come out with a full fucking beard dressed as a tart.

Stupid cunt.

Nominated by : Odins Balls

Oh yeah, Eurovision. It will be won by someone from scandinavia or the ex soviet states. No song from eurovision has charted in a high position since about 1992, so what was the point? And how is Israel or Russia part of europe? Was it supposed to unite us? Wonder who the Ukraine jury will vote for this year. Actually I don’t care.

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Football

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I went to football match once. It was fucking shit. Loads of fat cunts were shouting at the retards on the pitch. I left after 10 minutes.

Nominated by: Bobby Chartcunt

Football is a boring, overrated game played by overpaid primadonnas who think they’re something fucking special just because they can kick a ball.

Nothing but surrogate warfare for brain-dead tribalist wankers. Should be fucking banned.

Nominated by: David Fuckham

Euan Blair

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This feckless cunt, the progeny of Blairzebub himself and the unholy union of a Scouse communist and a bear trap, is up for being parachuted into the safe Labour seat of Bootle. Labour in Liverpool is an oxymoron as no cunt has a fucking job.

The short arse fucktard went from being caught underage drinking to working for Morgan Stanley, a bunch of banker cunts, and now wants to get his snout in the MP trough. Aggressive arse cancer is too good for this pampered twat.

Labour is even more nepotistic and incestuous than the fucking tories.

Nominated by: Occams Razor

The Establishment

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The entire British establishment are cunts.

If they’re not fiddling their fucking expenses or finding new ways to screw up the lives of ordinary working people, then they are covering up the actions of predatory paedophiles. The worst thing about this 1970s child sex scandal is how many people fucking knew about the actions of cunts like Jimmy Savile and Cyril Smith. Christ, being abused would be bad enough but being abused by that fat, northerner cunt would have been hideous.

The establishment cocksuckers at the BBC let that fat cunt Salmond get away with racist shit that, had Nigel Farage (also a cunt) said it, they would be coming down on him like a ton of fucking bricks? Why are UKIP (total and utter cunts) always lumped together with the BNP and the French National Front when the most poisonous racism in British politics comes from the bastard SNP?

The Tories are all cunts. Cameron only allows upper class cunts he bummed at Eton into his Cabinet. The fact that the media (all of whom are establishment cunts) takes seriously the idea of Boris Johnson as Prime Minister just shows that talent, intelligence or the ability to not talk out of your fucking arse has no place in 21st century Britain. The only thing that matters is that you spent your formative years slamming your cock in refrigerator doors with other inbred cunts at private schools run by child-abusing fucktards.

Labour are no better, “workers” party full of human rights lawyers (CUNTS) and associated pseudo-intellectuals who have never done a day’s work in their lives. The best way to get a safe seat in today’s Labour? Be the the offspring of some cunt who has already had their snout in the trough for years.

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt and cuntish. We need a French-style Reign of Terror followed by a Chinese-style Cultural Revolution.

Wipe out this vermin!

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

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Gerry Adams

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Worth reminding ourselves who this rat faced oirish cunt is. Son of Gerry Adams Snr and has a son called Gerry Adams Jnr. Can you guess the name of his grandfather? Why Gerry Adams. Obviously not much imagination in the family or a lot of incest. Indeed our Gerry has shed tears on air when talking about the abuse he received from his paedo father.

Is it possible to question his loyalty to the Parliament in which he served until 2011 or at least claimed expenses? Well Adams Snr set a fine example during WWII by helping the Nazi war effort by taking part in IRA operations against British forces. We do not forget that Lord Haw Haw was a mick.

With a slippery Fenian cunt like Adams it is always important to listen to what he does not say rather than to what he does say. Remember “putting arms beyond use”. Did not mean they were being destroyed as part of the peace process, just hiding them in a hole somewhere in Donegal (bandit country). Likewise his statements about Jean McConville. He has said that he was not involved in her abduction and her murder. It may be strictly true that he did not get his own hands dirty but it is a coaches and horses statement which still allows him to have participated in the planning and sanctioning. Typical Adams speak.

Have knocked around Northern Oirland meself in the ’70s and ’80s and had me old Bentley driven orf the road in bandit country by some paedo provo cunt in a van just because I was sporting English number plates. No secret then that Adams was an IRA brigade commander who went on to become chief of the whole shooting match. Adams is a typical two faced IRA cunt with a vast catalogue of previous. He is as guilty as hell. If he becomes a further embarrassment to the IRA there are plenty of arms buried in Donegal that can be returned to use.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( Is this the same guy that played with Gerry and the Peacemakers? Ed. )