is a cunt
Penny pinching supermarket cunts offering unripe fruit is a total scam. Sure, it looks okay on display in the green basket thingies, But it is rock hard, and stubbornly stays that way in the kitchen Three or four days later you go to enjoy your delicious peaches, nectarines, apricots or plums, only to find they have gone rotten.
I once managed to catch some nectarines just before they went rotten, but they were tasteless and almost juice free. Fucking revolting. Apparently there is some sort of chemical reaction related to the packaging and processing that causes this.
‘Ripen at Home’ shit is, of course, just another sign of the cuntry going to the dogs. Nobody can be arsed to do anything properly. My Nan would have laughed if the green grocer had offered her unripe peaches. Of course nowadays, most of the population live on a fruit and veg free diet of chiggun, kebabs, and smack.
PS I have left avocados out of this cunting because, for some reason they ripen okay.
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.




