Every aspect of this story …

… is a cunt.

I don’t know where to start on this one. Most readers probably at some stage heard some variation of the urban-legend sounding story of .. ‘woman, thinks she’s home alone .. surprise party with friends & family all in hiding .. she gets out the jar of … peanut butter – maybe Pedigree Chum, who knows? .. plonks down on the couch, .. beckons over the family shih-tzu or Irish Wolfhound or whatever… applies the foodstuff to her front bottom … dog starts licking.. light’s suddenly switched on & everybody suddenly jumps out from their hiding place .. ‘Surprise’ … and THEY get as much of a surprise as she does .. ; and the story as passed around ends there, no further details.

Well .. ; Life imitating art, as such?

CBS News.

What am I cunting? .. dunno, really .. her? .. maybe (utter)depravity in general? ..The fucking mugshot where she looks delighted with herself(for which a judge has lambasted her!) .. her friends who have started an online fundraiser? .. the husband(if it’s true he used the footage as a threatening device & held it over for 2 years)? … 🤷

She’s been arrested & charged with a felony, but not been convicted pending trial, so isac safety rules might mean ‘depravity in general’ might have to be the discussion. Under police questioning, the woman denied it was sexual, but on being told the video footage says otherwise, she lawyered up.

Anyone that might suggest something along the lines of ‘At least she wasn’t doing x, y or z which would be worse’ as some sort of mitigation , is missing the point.

What used to be big shock-factor old wives tales are now casual news stories … except on msm , which are swerving it, of course.

As usual, it’s the dog that has my sympathy. Pity, seeing as it’s Florida, an alligator didn’t mosey in, scare the dog off, and finish what he’d been made start …

If it would be no legal risk to the site, that mugshot is a shoo-in for the nom pic. She even looks pretty cray cray!

Yuk!

Nominated by : Cuntemall

are cunts.

“Well, I would be really concerned to lose them. They’ve been such a huge partner in the building of modern Manchester. Obviously, the building of Manchester City into the global force that it is.

“I can’t intervene more in the process. It would be wrong for me to do that. It would be wrong, I think, to jump to a conclusion before having really studied all of the detail, but obviously it’s ongoing, and because it’s still contested by Manchester City, then I think it’s right that I don’t say much more.”..

So says the PM about his Arab chums and their football hobby.

They are guilty and now face punishment, Burnham has stepped in political dogshit again and now the Arabs threaten to withdraw billions in investment if the rules aren’t ignored for their benefit.

A nice mess, again, in Modern Britain.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

“Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.

She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”

Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?

Apparently not.

“Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).

Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).

She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.

BBC News?

Dilapidated NHS Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Along with the most recent ‘No be rapey ; rapey am BAD’ literature, .. maybe the U.K. govt. should have given the illegal and/or cray cray element another pamphlet labelled ‘Taking the bus in Britain’.

‘In Britain, when we wish to go to the library or the museum, ..we do NOT headbutt the bus driver, drag him out of his little cubby then steal the bus’.

Could’ve saved a whole slew of folk having to get their cars repaired on their own insurance .. Here’s what the good ol’ bbc had to say on the matter.

BBC News?

The 5 min Youtube link, as ever, tells the story of the bbc’s vaguely described ‘man’ – one ali balhad , it is – of the violent neanderthalic cunt’s little public transport excursion 100x better…

YouTube.

Nominated by : Cuntemall

Earl Spencer is a cunt and needs to fuck off in a hurry.

This sanctimonious shit stirrer is obviously short of a few sheckles, so it’s time to dig up the ghost of his air brained gold digging sister and revive history’s most nauseating exhibition of mass emoting so that he can cash in on the upcoming thirty year anniversary of her head butting the steering column. And now he’s using the arrival of his pigshit thick nephew and race baiting wife to try and once again drive a crack down on freedom of speech because, as with all the royal spongers and aristocratic leeches, he doesn’t think they should have to be held to account for their actions whilst enjoying the privileges of lucratively funded public life.

Someone rid us of this troublesome toffee nosed grifting cunt.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave