Another splendid Sob Story from Our BBC..

Or perhaps an object lesson in how to quickly sort out the security emergency that is “migration” ?

BBC News.

It’s a thrilling adventure,the Donald boots them out in chains,they land in Ghana only to find they aren’t wanted so are secretly transported into Togo where they languish in a hotel not paid for by the govt..

“”I have a house in the US where my kids live. How am I supposed to pay the mortgage? I don’t know how they’ll manage while I’m gone. My kids can’t see me, and it’s just so stressful,” he lamented.”

So says the convicted criminal sent packing by Homeland Security.

Its thoroughly splendid stuff and should be mandatory reading at the Home Office,despite it being “triggering” as they say.

Cunts.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Sat through the Starmer Livverpoool speech and flicking through the various channels to compare the editing – always educational. Many cuts to audience to show the faithful delegates responses to the luke warm speechifying – mainly glum faces slumped in their seats until a couple of name tag wearing apparatchiks came charging in in that curious hunchback gait used to duck beneath the cameras out of shot. “Fly your fucking flags comrades”.

Alas the faithful comrades had no clue. A few uncoordinated flaps and some painful grimaces to camera was all they could manage.

Pretty simple, as any good Dictator knows these matters have to be rehearsed. Imagine Last Night of The Proms without a flag waving rehearsal. Without all you get is an embarrassed flutter with that “Get me outa here” look… This is what happens when you have panicked PR people who decide that the Starmarama must demonstrate its patriotism but has no clue how. How about a Jimmy Saville Union Flag shell suit? (Before Ed Davey pinches the idea).

Anyway worry not comrades. We offer you my screen photo of the enraptured front bench behind the Starmarama. A picture tells a thousand words.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

The mordern police force (or service to some, as force is an oppressive word now) and their role as an arm of the social services nowadays.

Saw this BBC headline yesterday:

BBC News.

Now, I know losing someone close to you is not good (I genuinely know this) but I really never thought I would expect the police force to offer me support afterwards. I have lost loved ones over the years, and even saved my brother from an attempted suicide….sure the police were called prior to my arrival as the neighbours couldn’t break in without them, but when I arrived and they saw all was now ok, they unsurprisingly fucked off as no crime was occurring…fair enough.

So, why is it now perceived to be a further role and therefore further draining of police resources to expect them to offer ‘aftercare’ to some bint whos husband topped himself?

Cannot modern people cope within their own family anymore…do they need caring, comforting, support and emotion to be farmed out to a third party now? Are they so fucking incapable that they expect the police to do this? I accept certain people do need support…..but not the police to provide it- particularly in a situation when no crime was committed.. I fucking hate young, modern people.

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

The BBC once again.

I can’t wait for the Beeb’s Panorama special on the ‘asylum seeker’ hotels.

They say it will ‘tell the truth’ and that ‘asylum seekers’ in these hotels will be interviewed. Interesting, as none of the cunts ‘speaky Engerlish’. This programme will be about as objective as an Owen Jones radio show. It will also put Leni Riefentahl to shame when it comes to propaganda.

I can see it now. Some piece of Middle East shit blubbering ‘No! I die! I die!’ when asked about being sent back to shithole from whence he came. Naturally, the BBC will fall for this dirty trick sob story and lap it up. And, when they say they will interview ‘community leaders’? Well, we all know what that means, don’t we?

And, of course, the actual feelings and opinions of the British people have not – and will not – be mentioned ‘Oooh, they are actually annoyed about one of these hotels hiding and harbouring a child sex offender? How racist and islamafearist,. eh? Nothing to see, here. Let’s just show loads of Union Flags, some shouting, and trot out the nasty ‘Far Right’ all English people are racists routine.’

This programme has – without a shadow of a doubt – been on Keir Stasi’s orders. And. it will be exactly what we expect from the BBC.
Anybody expecting A Cook Report or World In Action type blow the lid off and expose the shit, lies, trafficking , pay offs, corruption, police and government collusion, sexual predators, state freeloaders, groomers and terrorists and showing these ‘asylum seekers’ for what they actually are – and how much they cost – will be sorely disappointed.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Norman

Man caught during bizarre sex act outside NI bus station! fucking premium news so I have to pay Belfast telegraph to read it fuck that Google!
560.000 result’s, so wanking at a bus station is not as rare as I thought and a side slip to this.

Daily Mirror.

Wanking outside a police station, well not many results for that, but reading the article, a member of the public had to inform ever observant Plod that there was someone banging one out at the entrance, fuck me.
The judge refraining from a custodial sentence because it would be of no benefit!
true, cunt probably would have wanked himself to death in his first few hours of incarceration 😳😳

And he is autistic……………

Nominated by : Lord benny