The BBC [141]


The BBC again…

‘Celia Imrie’s fart steals the show on Celebrity Traitors.’

Straight up, this is today’s BBC online news headline.
Filed under ‘Culture’.

A crotchety old not seen for years past it luvvie lets one off on a crappy TV freak show for rejects and has beens. And, this is headline news for the nation’s supposed public service broadcaster? How is an old obsolete luvvie relic dropping her guts in any way ‘culture’? A daft and very small aside or footnote in a daily low rent tabloid, possibly. But, a whole fucking page on the BBC News website?!

Can anyone imagine Richard Baker, Angela Rippon, Jan Leeming, Peter Woods or even Julia ‘I would have’ Sommerville reporting such shit on the 9 ‘O Clock News?

Once the envy of the broadcasting world. This is what BBC News has become.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Norman

Seconded by: W. C. Boggs

I have to endorse this nomination, if I may Admin. I saw that the BBC had the fucking audacity to include this story about this elderly dirty tart on their “Culture” page – so dropping one is now deemed cultural – the BBC motherfuckers who look down their finely chiselled noses at the Carry On films and edit out the slightest bit of innuendo find this old cunt’s eructations “cultural”. Old actresses, bumboy luvvies and an ex Olympic diver arse bandit are now the height of culture for this once great institution. They expect us to pay for it too. Tim Davie wants you prosecuted if you don’t pay for this shit.

Vets [5]


Vets, again.

I know I’ve cunted them before, but having recently recovered financially from a £1k+ bill for my doggo, Bram, I’ve recently been stung again with a bill for £325+ to have an abscess on my cats head treated.

I took him back for a follow-up a week later, only to find that he still has an infection, and the vet had the fucking cheek to charge me a further £11 for another antibiotic injection ( which, incidentally, hasn’t worked).

I’m sorry, but if I get a plumber in to fix a leak, I don’t expect to have to make another payment if his repair fails. I expect him to come back, as many times as it takes, until the issue is resolved.

Anyway, apparently someone thinks these modern days highwaymen need to be more accountable.

BBC News Link

Let’s hope it helps.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Halloween (7) and Bonfire Night (2)

I’m cunting these, because I think they have gone too far.

bbc news

On my estate, a couple of houses were decorated for Halloween around the 11th October. On my recent dog walk, there’s about a dozen, with tacky spiderweb, complete with tacky giant spider, attached to the upper window and anchored in the front garden, accompanied by the fake cobwebs that trap insects and small birds.

Well done, cunts.

They leave these abominations up until around the 14th of November, when the Christmas ( oops, Festive ) decorations go up. The fireworks have been going off for the last 10 days, and they go on until 10pm, or later.

I’m not talking about the odd rocket, but those repeating airbombs, that shake your windows, and make your dog piss in terror ( and leave me non to stable, either ).

I’m all for folks enjoying their selves, but Halloween is one day, and the 5th of November is one day.

Fucking knock it off, Clampets!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Deng Majek


Deng Majek is a fucking cunt.

A Sudanese “asylum seeker” stabs a woman who worked at his comfy hotel to death on a train station late at night then goes back to the hotel to sing and dance about it with his chums..

Please do read the account of this latest enrichment via Our BBC..

BBC News Link

There seems no end to the outright evil of these foreign cunts,nor indeed that of the bureaucrats that feather their nests for them as soon as they turn up.

Utterly vile in every respect.

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

Alan Davies [2]


The nomination of such a non entity, unfortunately automatically requires me to battle severe acid reflux for the next few hours. But the acknowledgement of such a wet unnoticeable fart needs to be had.

This, nothing. Sorry, I mean “comedian”, decides to pipe up and provide us plebs with a voice that no one gives a thrupney bit over, and has declared that he’s sick of George cross’s and finds it wascist.

I’m what would be classed as a millennial. Late 30’s. Tarnished with the small sticky brush of shite. But I can accurately say, that 95% of people my age or under, haven’t a fucking clue as to who “Alan” is. Those that do remember him vaguely from Jonathan creek, a show no one watched and no one to this day has any idea what it was about other than the name being in our consciousness because tv was so shit then you couldn’t escape to the internet and streaming. So those poor souls are confused to seizures as to when he was ever funny or relevant….

So, “Alan” you floppy haired, non entity that seems to be so desperate to remain in the pulse of things he has to come out with such vitriolic shite. I say to you; just fuck off you unfunny side show bob looking twat, and if you want to comment on current affairs may I suggest you move from your 4 bed cunt cube in a gated community to somewhere a bit more ethnically enriched you floppy haired non entity shit cunt

The Telegraph Link

Nominated by: Inspector Grobbler

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The English Chronicle Link