The ‘crackdown’ – no pun intended – on traditional footie chants is a right cunt.

Footie has been ruined by the woke twats. Poor Hull City and its fans have been fucked over by the ‘powers that be’ merely for singing about ‘rent boys’:

BBC Sport?

Of course, the BBC correspondents cannot use the term ‘rent boys’ because their collective dicks are so fare up male prostitutes’ arses there is no room left for a sense of humour.

This sort of nonsense has ruined the game for proper fans. There is no point in going if you can only sing fucking ‘Sweet Caroline’ as you sip your fucking diet fucking coke.

Oh and while we are at it, Chelsea are shit and always have been.

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

AI is a cunt for oh so many reasons, a few include the demise of humans needing to do anything so economy collapse is imminent.

Students “writing” essays purely by prompting AI to get it to write some pages of drivel for them.

The replacement of the graphic arts in the sense anyone can just type in what they want and it spits out a generic picture with the same fonts and telling signs AI was used.

But now we have this, a chap at Anthropic resigning and warning the world theres a 10 percent chance their company could wipe out all humanity rather fast.

The Grauniad.

We’ve all seen terminator, now it seems rather than entertainment it was a warning to stop and ask why rather than just doing.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

The right horrible cunt for Walthamstow stella creasy..
So what’s this low iq disgrace been up to.

Well apart from making herself look a cunt on social media, asking if anyone had lost a parrot. After mistaken one of londons 30,000 parakeets for a lost pet..

You would think a local mp would know all about them?

Anyway I digress, stella was out simping for the peacefuls this week..
It was Milad Al Nabi… apparently a celebration for chief pedoʻphile
Mo’s birthday..

So the smelly cunts were cluttering up the streets of Walthamstow, stella was posting videos on twitter, when someone remarked where are all the women?

Now stella had a problem with the garrick club being men only, but doesn’t have a problem that her voter base have segregated celebrations..

The dumb cunt then doubled down and found some female pàkis in hi-vis and most with their faces covered..
Most likely volunteers or helpers..

Enjoy your job while you can, because the inbreds will turn on you before the next election.

X (formerly Twatter).

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

I know, controversial. I grew up with them.

But far too many people have them now, many of the owners are thick as pig shit and don’t know what they’re doing.

All dangerous dogs should be exterminated and their owners and breeders sentenced to death. What kind of cunt is breeding or owning an XL Bully, which can kill an adult man with ease? I am sick of seeing stories about little children torn to pieces by dogs.

When we read about a swimmer in Australia being eaten by a shark, it is normal to feel a bit nervous and to think swimming in the sea there is dangerous. Yet, we have killer dogs on our streets which can tear a man’s scalp off or massacre a toddler.

Then we have the other end of the scale with all manner of ridiculous, camp monstrosities. If you own a screamingly anxious sausage dog then you are a gay cunt. And they aren’t even the worst.

Yet another example of fall-out from the covid-response disaster it would seem. Too many fucking dogs. They are everywhere. Can’t even go for a quiet pint without some cretins showing up and their dogs having a loud barny as they pass one another. And they stink of shite. Fuck off.

Oh, and here is a link. Some fat slag and her dog, which has lunged at the face of a baby being pushed along in a pram by its mother. If that was my child, I’d burst the cunt and kick the dog to fuck.

As ever, governments are fucking useless. Doesn’t affect them, they don’t care.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Cuntass

Fellow cunters, just to warn you that you only have until 5pm, Friday 25th September to preregister for your tickets for Glastonbury 2027.

I’m sure you all missed the event of the year tremendously, and are looking forward to attending next year at a mere £408 (+ postage ) per person.

Glastonbury Festival.

Your ticket price includes use of the designated camping areas, so you can buy a cheap tent from Lidl and leave it behind, as usual, for someone else to dispose of, along with all the rest of your rubbish, as usual.
However, campers and caravans will incur an additional charge of between £225 and £300 depending on size. Book early to avoid disappointment, spaces are limited.

Oh, the anticipation and excitement!
Who will perform? Who will headline?
Will you have heard of them, ever?

Will Hollow Wobbletits and Clairol Voldemort make their usual pilgrimage to worship at the alter of celebrity?

I can hardly wait…for the inevitable sad tale of how some muppets with more money than sense got ripped off!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest