Apparently, some students are saying they may fail their final exams because they’re so depressed after we voted to leave the EU. There’s nothing like getting your excuses in first. Resits anyone? I have only one thing to say to these still whining students, suck it the fuck up you pussies.

I’ve never claimed to be a genius, though I do consider myself to be quite an intelligent man. But I have to admit, I am fucking puzzled as to why so many people would choose to vote for a corrupt organisation, led by incompetent, undemocratic, thieving, lying, unaccountable, unelectable bunch of has beens, never were’s and never will be’s in Brussels, over a democratically elected BRITISH government.

I mean, we’re talking about a group of people we have never voted for, can never vote for and can never remove from office should we so wish. Why would any sane person vote to be governed that kind of scum? Scum who steal around £10 billion per year from OUR pockets. And students are depressed that a majority of us voted for democracy?

I fear for the future, knowing that this is the kind of know nothing, limp wristed, too soft bell end that will one day be running this country. They’re as much use as a eunuch’s scrotum.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw