My town is now overrun with DFL’s (Down From London types), marching around, snootily filled with the love of their own vegan fart smells. One street, in particular, is an enclave of self-important Guardianistas, situated as close to the local Waitrose as possible, obviously. How else will you be able to buy fresh saffron in a pinch?

They’ve turned all the local boozers into safe houses for middle-class cunts. I hate it. They take out the pool table, paint the walls white, clean the 60-year-old tobacco smoke stains off the ceiling, add some ‘brew dog/punk ale’ and then sit around winging about Brexiters, Climate Change and Capitalism.

I recently went to a local garden party to see I was surrounded by these cunts. A Feminist in mixed company even picked a fight with me because I identified a girl there as having ‘big tits’. It was a fair identifier as this girl was wearing an open chested top that came with a billboard that said ‘PLEASE NOTICE MY BIG TITS’. I merely took her que.

My neighbour 2 doors down is also a tortuously self-advertising Leftie DFL

All the hallmarks:

. About 45-50 years old, looks 65 due to rejecting any unnatural cosmetic upkeep
. Sports an insincere, self-satisfied smile, at other times a needless frown
. Loose-fitting, multi-coloured robes, pashmina scarves, sandals, proud grey hair
. Green Party placard in the window to let you know she’s better than you
. Charges around like she owns the place
. Looks down on us local yokels as ‘interesting’ but in need of much-needed re-education/consciousness-raising/cultural enrichment

You get the picture

Who knows what goes on in that house? A lot of weed, polyamorous relationships, sub-letting and tofu-eating, I imagine. ​

She also has a long-haired greyhound that barks constantly.

It’s fucking annoying.

I wish they would all fuck off back to London, the hellscape they helped create by voting for cunts like them.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunterson

The media has been all over this story, Pig producers crying about having to slaughter stock and either send to landfill or incineration because of not enough workers at Slaughter houses.

This is another Brexit based issue, or so we are lead to believe however there was a very small section on Newsnight last night (Friday 8th) which added some actual facts.
The report said that slaughter house capacity was up 11% on pre Brexit levels but one issue that has hit UK pork is the drop in exports to China, over the last few years pork export to China had massively increased due to an outbreak of swine flu in China which decimated the domestic herds so China was importing Pork.

China domestic pig herds are now recovering and the UK market now has more pigs than required by the market. China have used to Covid as and excuse to block pork imports (and to break contracts).

It would be helpful if MSM would tell the Whole Truth on Prime Time news rather than leaving very relevant information to a two minute slot at 11.15 pm on a Friday night.

The link gives a view on this

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Nominated by: Sick of it

Liam Norton is a ringleader for Insulate Britain

If you thought for a single moment that these cunts had a point, I hope this will disabuse you. I’d like to see these idiots flogged, and I’m quite serious.

Until and unless criminals( And they are criminals) get a punishment in excess of their crimes, they will never stop.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(At time of processing this nom, this news was reported in most news outlets apart from The Guardian, BBC or Sky News – Day Admin)

How fucking stupid is this Scots Cunt? I mean you’ve only got to look at his idiot brother to realise his lift doesn’t reach the top floor. As for his hideous mother, you must suspect there has been a history of in-breeding in the family, allegedly

So ‘shit for brains’ Andy takes his trainers off with his wedding ring tied to the laces and throws them under the team car. He’s then shocked to find they’ve gone missing, wedding ring and all.

If I left a rusty spanner under my car, I’d expect it to grow legs and walk – let alone expensive trainers with free jewellery attached. What was wrong with chucking them IN the car, fuckwit ?

The trainers were apparently ‘Stinking’, hence why he left them outside. Ever heard of a carrier bag? or maybe a fucking millionaire who gets given most of his gear free by sports manufacturers could afford to wear a pair of trainers once and then donate them to some sports charity or the like – but I forgot, he’s a Scot tight arse and hasn’t got Shit for brains.

He can still make himself an even bigger twat by publicising his tale of woe to all the papers and tv channels.

What a gormless CUNT.

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Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

It’s a cunt thing – The Halifax

(Sorry admin, can’t post a link on my phone)

I am sick to death of being exposed to a recent advert for this bunch of insensitive cunts. It’s not bad enough that they portray the UK as some sort of great big melting pot of shite – they have stooped lower than that.

Said advert features and old bloke obviously in the vets, thanking his beloved man’s best friend for everything it’s done, before it gets put down. Having had to do that to a loyal canine companion about a year ago, I can tell you, it was not something to be taken lightly – how these emotionally unintelligent dullards can think it’s OK to exploit such subject matter is beyond me.

Perhaps next time the advert will feature a stillborn child or some such? It’s a cunt thing.

Nominated by: Sedgewick Jellyman

(We presume this is the link in question – Day Admin News Link)