Improper use of cutlery.

Ads for pre made meals as in dinner for lazy middle class cunts or calorie controlled meals for dim fat cunts and those ones for pre-portioned ingredients to make yourself dinner at twice the price of a shop and several times more the packaging waste (a cunting for all those later).

Without exception none of the actors use a fork properly and it severely gets on my tits.

Even though I’m a working class colonial descended from highland barbarians I was brought up to use cutlery properly not to hold a fork in my right hand not use it “as a shovel” as mum used to say.

Left hand, tynes inverted or you may as well shove your face into a plate like a dog or eat on the floor with your hands like a rug pilot. It’s little things like this that signal the end of civilisation FFS.

Also using a spoon in your left hand NO!

I’m sure there’s a God that act particularly riles, most likely Yasur and he will punish you.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Cunts who think nothing is their fault… We’ve all met them…

A relative of the wife – and one of the world’s biggest cunts – is a person who can never admit that they are wrong or that they drop a clanger. I have seen it scores of times over the years. If she breaks something or knocks something over then it’s not her fault. Her response is ‘It shouldn’t be there!’ Every fucking time.

If she is being a lazy arse (which she naturally is) and something hasn’t been done, it’s ‘I’m not well’. She also blames her all night computer gaming on ‘insomnia’ and now she’s blaming the menopause (oh my fucking sides!?) for her lifelong inertia. The most recent one was her cocking up an online order for something. Instead of offering apologies or even attempting to put it right, she just marched around yelling’It’s not my fault! I did it properly!’ I checked said order and it wasn’t correct, it was there in black and white.

She then insisted that the company the order was supposed to be with had ‘removed’ details. To which I replied they couldn’t have done. And that a firm can’t doctor what a customer has put on an online order form. I then added that anyone can make a mistake.

Cue femstapo psycho mode and smouldering like a Bombay cack fire. It doesn’t matter what the situation is or how much she is to blame for it. This cunt will never ever admit anything is her fault, and there is more chance of humility from Hitler.

Oh, and according to her, all men are ‘bastards’.?

Nominated by: Norman

(On a slightly different tangent we have a nom due to go live soon all about “Karens”. So please keep on topic. Thanks – Day Admin)

I realise there will be a new glut of cuntings for Adele but on the day her new album – imaginatively entitled “30” – is announced all over the MSM I had to put in my two-penneth.

So big was this “news” that R4’s Today nearly wet themselves blurting it out. This one is about the break up of her marriage. Her previous efforts were about the endings of her other relationships where she castigated the poor sodding men who were unfortunate or daft enough to shack up with the old bint.

And thus we have the ultimate pub singer, done up like a drag queen in her videos, shouting and screeching in a morass of overblown, overproduced, mind numbingly bland, self pitying dirges. Again.

Of course the Karens love her. She is the spokeswoman of the Karen generation. How they revel in the beastly depiction of men. It fits the feminista agenda.

I’m currently rereading a book about the heyday of the singer songwriters in LA in the 60s/70s. Such luminaries as Joni Mitchell, the luscious Linda Ronstadt, Carol King, James Taylor, Neil Young et al.

What do we have now? I give you Adele and Ed Sheeran. Coldplay. Not fit to lace the boots of the golden generation.

I saw the ginger goblin play in Suffolk folk clubs. He was bloody boring then. And Adele would be great in the Fish and Stockings public bar knocking out cover versions of Dusty Springfield hits (badly). As for Coldplay, they are so woke they send me to sleep. 2nd rate wedding band for young couples who go gooey over their “love” anthems.

I rest my case.

News Link

Nominated by: Sir Streeb Greebling

Kim Leadbeater is a cunt

In the wake of the tragic and senseless murder of Tory MP David Amess, Leadbeater, sister of the Saint Jo of Cox, has come out to say her partner has asked her to step down as an MP so that she doesn’t end up the same way.

Now, I’m not cunting the sentiment behind this – we all know what happened to Jo Cox and David Amess by now and whatever else you might think about MPs in general, in any sane and functioning democracy they have the right to go about their constituencies without fear. But what I am cunting is the timing and motivation about this announcement.

FFS, Amess isn’t even cold yet, and Leadbeater is trying to make this all about her and her sister. We all know that the newly installed MP isn’t seriously going to step down and risk a Labour seat, especially after the by-election was so closely fought. This is all about Leadbeater and Labour milking the Cox murder for every drop they can get. And the BBC are equally to blame as they make this one of the headline stories on their site.

Link to story. (Link courtesy of: Sick of it – NA)

Nominated by: Le Cunt Noir

If you wondered what the cops were doing apart from assisting the loons of insulate Britain:-

”Newcastle takeover: Police investigate Crystal Palace fans’ banner criticising Saudi Arabian deal”

A banner. Not a nazi call to arms. A banner. Which simply illustrated what is true of the Saudis.
I dont think a rainbow car would be appropriate for aggrieved Saudis though. Or a female officer. And god forbid a gay officer.
It’s good to see plod on the ball, as it were. In London. Where there is very little crime.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59025887

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Credit where credit is due, the BBC have reported there will be no further police action regarding the banner. While not actually showing a picture of the banner (like we did ‘cos we’re ace), they did spell it out in their report. Amazingly. And even included a quote from the protagonists which ripped the PL for their hypocrisy. Link to story. – NA