Vegan meat, I’d suggest this is worthy of an almighty cunting.
Seriously, what the fuck is it? I’ve seen ads and products for vegan beef, lamb and chicken. The one thing it definitely is NOT is either beef, lamb or chicken. Surely even the association of any meat based noun would be enough to turn the average vegan into a tailspin of self righteous vitriol.
Not only that, surely it breaks all types of consumer rules. Can you imagine a producer selling a real chicken curry that contains absolutely no chicken at all (though many have come very close to doing just that).
I suggest they come up with new labels such as sanctimonious, smug and pious. That would mean they could remove the ‘vegan’ descriptor and maybe even house the entire range within a supermarket aisle named something like ‘superior’ to keep the precious little snowflakes in their holier than thou state of mind.
Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus
(More info here. Day Admin – Vegan Meat)



