Rishi Sunak [5]


This cunts wife is off the scale rich. Why would he want to be a political leader? Don’t get it. He has budget and responsibilities come with that and he acts like a creative accountant.

One thing for sure he is buying voters with Furlough. I’m not against furlough in the entirety, because it has saved people jobs which are of a relevant skill.

However, it’s saved too non-jobs jobs of useless cunts. One of my friends works in a betting office and has spent the last year and a half saving money… Mine and your money might I add. He has managed to save a healthy sum of money now, could potentially move out have children, learn a new profession… What has he done? Smoke dope for two years.

However, he comes across nicey nicey when in fact he is the working man’s/entrepenteurs enemy. He doesn’t have the balls to say get the fuck off benefits if you’re taking the piss/foreign aid budget needs to be completely cut and we actually need to invest in British Industry. Oh no he goes for pensioners on a manifesto promise. The guy is a turd.

Whats in the budget to help people into work today?

Absolutely fuck all. If you started a business in 2019 you’ve been fucked more than having a Russain Hamster in your arse through a tube.

Oh wow he has cut inheritance tax, means fuck all to people who don’t have shit does it Rishi? The guy seems like an absolute chancer.

Politics in this country is more stale than my nans pants since the Amercians Turnt up.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Muslim Council of Great Britain (2)

An ‘It’s all about them’ cunting for the Muslim Council of Britain.

Although they have managed to condemn the murder of MP David Amess, their main concern is hate crime. Yes, never mind their record of murder and atrocity worldwide, the murder of an MP going about his business, threats to teachers, raping of girls and all the rest, nobody must hurt their feelings.
Hate crime. And that will be any opinion expressed about their evil faith and practices. Even taking the piss out of their letter box women is Islamophobia.

”Britain’s leading Muslim organisation is to issue new guidance to help British Somalis and other individuals and mosques deal with any incidents of hatred emerging in the aftermath of Sir David Amess’s death.”

We know that the majority of the cunts will be indifferent to this atrocity and that a sizeable number will support it. But no criticism will be tolerated or the rainbow police car will be round your gaff.

Diversity is our strength.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Common Slags

(Go on. You know you want to slip “her” a good length! – Day Admin)

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Too many “Ladies” think that they can act how they like and expect no retribution. I’m not saying that men should hit women…I’m saying that if a woman “throws a punch” she can hardly expect a free pass just because she’s female.

I’ve also noticed that women seem to get an easier ride in Court if they are ever charged with the likes of assault….it’s also amazing how many of them are conveniently pregnant by the time they’re brought to Court.

PS…I certainly don’t include women who are the victims of domestic abuse etc. in this Nom….I mean the ugly fat slags who provoke a fight and then scream ” You can’t hit me, I’m a woman”

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

UK Shortage of Bouncers

Fellow Cunters, for your Cuntsideration:

UK Shortage of nightclub bouncers.

An, “Er’e John, dem trainers is casual-you is not coming’ in!” cunting please, for the shortage of doormen (and wimminz) in the post-Brexit apocalypse.

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No doubt the fault, in no particular order of:

-Institutional racism, in the smacking the shit out of 8 stone drunks sector

-Brexit-meaning a shortage of assorted Olaf’s, Ivans or Dimitri’s to sell drugs and finger underage girls

-Transgenderism-poor, victimised wimminz, who formally played prop for the local mens rugby team, reduced to a tearful wreck, due to hurt words on Twatter, thus rendering them unable to crack skulls and “escort yoo Gentlemen, from da’ premises”.

More none news, industry victimhood.
CUNTS.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

LinkedIn (2)

About 20+ years ago when I thought I was a dynamic entrepreneur I subscribed in the hope business would come my way. It didn´t. It just brought hustlers and conmen telling me how great they were, trying to sell things to me which I didn´t want. So I gave up and unsubscribed.

Well I thought I had until recently because I obviously still exist in Link In´s cyberspace and am now being bombarded daily with crap telling me how to reinvent my career and explore new “exciting” opportunities.

As I couldn´t give a damn about my “career” anymore and am happy to sink into obscurity it´s just another irritation. However, I have noticed that several people I worked with back in those days are still active and it´s pathetic to see how they are still trying to sell themselves although they must be nearing the end of their shelf lives.

One woman has become the marketing director of a multinational. Good for her but at what a cost. She writes North Korean-style “inspiring” items almost every day, is forever congratulating colleagues on their “achievements” and even uses incidents from her personal life to flag the company message. She has even stooped so low as to regale us with details about her son´s first job and how proud she is of him, complete with photographs. God knows what the boy feels like.

Every one of her comments has her employer´s logo along with its corporate motto. I wonder how she will feel about this slavish public obsequiousness when she is fired and replaced by a younger cheaper sycophant.

The social media has turned people into slaves.

Nominated by: Mr Polly