“Neighbours…..everybody needs good neighbours”

So sang Tony Hatch back in the days when Kylie was more likely to be wearing a pair of dungarees than a pair of gold hotpants
(Tony Hatch wrote the music & Jackie Trent wrote the lyrics, but neither of them sang it. The original was crooned by Barry Crocker. Just sayin’. Carry on – NA)

…….sorry got lost in thought for a moment there.
(Hopefully the pic helped you re-focus – NA)

Ahem. Anyway, Tony was right – everybody needs good neighbours.
Now to be fair to them. They could be much worse than they are. I’ve seen these neighbours from hell programmes on the idiot lantern and there are some total, belligerent, psychotic bastards out there.

My main gripe is that they are loud. They play music that I can only describe as “Now that’s what I call Garage/Urban/is you disrespectin’ me fam 2021” and then other times it’s some shite like Adele wailing.

Other times they have blazing rows. I’ve actually heard him call her a c**t, which shocked me believe it or not. But she can dish it out as much as he can. She had me chuckling like Mutley on one occasion and I had to go to another room in case they heard me.

Thing is they don’t seem to think anyone can hear them.

I hear them having a barney and then I hear them making up again afterwards – specifically moaning and a bed creaking. ?

I’m not a prude but it’s so cringeworthy that I either have to go out or put loud music on to drown them out.

In the words of Holly Humberstone The walls are way too thin!

Nominated by: Harold

Green voting Brighton residents and their Council are cunts.

Apparently the residents of that Green Nirvana formerly known as Brighton are voicing their anger as they wade knee deep in their own crap:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-58922772

Ha ha, fucking, ha. Put yogurt slurping, sandal wearing, vegan cunts in in charge of your local authority and your borough becomes the destination of choice for rats.

Sympathy must be hard to find. Have a fucking pride march or something to take your virtue signalling minds off the stench., cunts.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

M.C.’s at sporting events

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? They use them at all kinds of sporting events now. Even heard them being used at footy matches, in Germany in particular for some reason. I’m not really into T20 cricket, but seeing as the World Cup is on, I’d thought I’d give it a go for an hour or so.

The opening game, which is on as I type this, is being ruined by some MC (which must stand for ‘Mouthy Cunt’ in his case) shouting out all sorts of unintelligible ‘rapper’ type shit.

He’s loud as fuck and doesn’t shut up. He’s shouting and playing drill/hip hop ‘tunes’ after every fucking shot.

Whoever thought this up should be strangled to death in front of his crying children. Off it goes.

Get fucked.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Improper use of cutlery.

Ads for pre made meals as in dinner for lazy middle class cunts or calorie controlled meals for dim fat cunts and those ones for pre-portioned ingredients to make yourself dinner at twice the price of a shop and several times more the packaging waste (a cunting for all those later).

Without exception none of the actors use a fork properly and it severely gets on my tits.

Even though I’m a working class colonial descended from highland barbarians I was brought up to use cutlery properly not to hold a fork in my right hand not use it “as a shovel” as mum used to say.

Left hand, tynes inverted or you may as well shove your face into a plate like a dog or eat on the floor with your hands like a rug pilot. It’s little things like this that signal the end of civilisation FFS.

Also using a spoon in your left hand NO!

I’m sure there’s a God that act particularly riles, most likely Yasur and he will punish you.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Cunts who think nothing is their fault… We’ve all met them…

A relative of the wife – and one of the world’s biggest cunts – is a person who can never admit that they are wrong or that they drop a clanger. I have seen it scores of times over the years. If she breaks something or knocks something over then it’s not her fault. Her response is ‘It shouldn’t be there!’ Every fucking time.

If she is being a lazy arse (which she naturally is) and something hasn’t been done, it’s ‘I’m not well’. She also blames her all night computer gaming on ‘insomnia’ and now she’s blaming the menopause (oh my fucking sides!?) for her lifelong inertia. The most recent one was her cocking up an online order for something. Instead of offering apologies or even attempting to put it right, she just marched around yelling’It’s not my fault! I did it properly!’ I checked said order and it wasn’t correct, it was there in black and white.

She then insisted that the company the order was supposed to be with had ‘removed’ details. To which I replied they couldn’t have done. And that a firm can’t doctor what a customer has put on an online order form. I then added that anyone can make a mistake.

Cue femstapo psycho mode and smouldering like a Bombay cack fire. It doesn’t matter what the situation is or how much she is to blame for it. This cunt will never ever admit anything is her fault, and there is more chance of humility from Hitler.

Oh, and according to her, all men are ‘bastards’.?

Nominated by: Norman

(On a slightly different tangent we have a nom due to go live soon all about “Karens”. So please keep on topic. Thanks – Day Admin)