I realise there will be a new glut of cuntings for Adele but on the day her new album – imaginatively entitled “30” – is announced all over the MSM I had to put in my two-penneth.

So big was this “news” that R4’s Today nearly wet themselves blurting it out. This one is about the break up of her marriage. Her previous efforts were about the endings of her other relationships where she castigated the poor sodding men who were unfortunate or daft enough to shack up with the old bint.

And thus we have the ultimate pub singer, done up like a drag queen in her videos, shouting and screeching in a morass of overblown, overproduced, mind numbingly bland, self pitying dirges. Again.

Of course the Karens love her. She is the spokeswoman of the Karen generation. How they revel in the beastly depiction of men. It fits the feminista agenda.

I’m currently rereading a book about the heyday of the singer songwriters in LA in the 60s/70s. Such luminaries as Joni Mitchell, the luscious Linda Ronstadt, Carol King, James Taylor, Neil Young et al.

What do we have now? I give you Adele and Ed Sheeran. Coldplay. Not fit to lace the boots of the golden generation.

I saw the ginger goblin play in Suffolk folk clubs. He was bloody boring then. And Adele would be great in the Fish and Stockings public bar knocking out cover versions of Dusty Springfield hits (badly). As for Coldplay, they are so woke they send me to sleep. 2nd rate wedding band for young couples who go gooey over their “love” anthems.

I rest my case.

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Nominated by: Sir Streeb Greebling

Kim Leadbeater is a cunt

In the wake of the tragic and senseless murder of Tory MP David Amess, Leadbeater, sister of the Saint Jo of Cox, has come out to say her partner has asked her to step down as an MP so that she doesn’t end up the same way.

Now, I’m not cunting the sentiment behind this – we all know what happened to Jo Cox and David Amess by now and whatever else you might think about MPs in general, in any sane and functioning democracy they have the right to go about their constituencies without fear. But what I am cunting is the timing and motivation about this announcement.

FFS, Amess isn’t even cold yet, and Leadbeater is trying to make this all about her and her sister. We all know that the newly installed MP isn’t seriously going to step down and risk a Labour seat, especially after the by-election was so closely fought. This is all about Leadbeater and Labour milking the Cox murder for every drop they can get. And the BBC are equally to blame as they make this one of the headline stories on their site.

Link to story. (Link courtesy of: Sick of it – NA)

Nominated by: Le Cunt Noir

If you wondered what the cops were doing apart from assisting the loons of insulate Britain:-

”Newcastle takeover: Police investigate Crystal Palace fans’ banner criticising Saudi Arabian deal”

A banner. Not a nazi call to arms. A banner. Which simply illustrated what is true of the Saudis.
I dont think a rainbow car would be appropriate for aggrieved Saudis though. Or a female officer. And god forbid a gay officer.
It’s good to see plod on the ball, as it were. In London. Where there is very little crime.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59025887

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Credit where credit is due, the BBC have reported there will be no further police action regarding the banner. While not actually showing a picture of the banner (like we did ‘cos we’re ace), they did spell it out in their report. Amazingly. And even included a quote from the protagonists which ripped the PL for their hypocrisy. Link to story. – NA

An environMENTAL cunting for Chris Martin

After his announcement (sitting in ancient site in Jordan) that Coldplay wouldn’t tour until they could do it sustainably, well they have world tour planned for 2022.

Shit loads of gimmicks to try to show how sustainable it will be, including a kinetic dance floor which generates leccy when the audience jump up and down.
Added to this will be batteries to power his arse charged from sustainable leccy and the usual (as Greta likes to say) blah, blah, blah, planting trees, rewilding and other environmental add ons.

However, one fatal flaw which seems to punch a fucking great hole in the Martin master plan, they will be flying around in private jets.
(The flaws in this plan are so numerous, where do you start? I’ll get the ball rolling with this: what about the carbon footprints of all the sheep who will travel to these concerts by car, bus, plane, motorcycle, moped, etc. Genius Chris – well done. – NA)

Here is a thought for Mr EnvironMental, do a few gigs in the UK and stick them on you tube because no one really buys into your bullshit (except the silly cunts who think the sun shines out of your arse)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58898766

Nominated by: Sick of it

“You’ve lost that loving feeling”

Do you know something cunters, getting older is definitely a cunt, but this cunting is about finally admitting your sliding towards the coffin,

At the grand old age of 66 I’ve realised that Lady Quimson, is no longer the Rhodesian hottie I first met on holiday back in Beira in 1973, she was 19 and I was 18,

She was a real fuckable filly I must say, but 48 years later, those looks are gone, and after 50 years of smoking, her pukka looks like a map of the London Underground. And after 4 kids, even with her quite trim figure that lusting I had all those years ago have faded like cheap paint,

My cunting is a simple one, cherish your youth, because if you blink you’ll miss it, sex after 60 is pointless, enjoy it before you just want to be asleep before 9pm. (I’m sure our esteemed and Northumberland cad-about-town, Lord Dick Fiddler might have something to say about that – Day Admin)

(P.S, anyone using Viagra before the age of 60 is a fucking disgrace, keep the pork sword stiff)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson