Love Locks

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What the fuck is a love lock and why are they being cunted?

Well for the uninitiated miserable and heartless old bastards of IsAC, they are a padlock that can be fixed to a bridge or a gate or some other prominent public monument to symbolise a pair of sweethearts unbreakable love, with the key often thrown away into a river.

There are apparently hundreds of these places all over the world from Paris to Las Vegas to Dingo’s Arsehole, outback Australia. Most look a fucking eyesore, in some cases causing structural damage , health and safety issues or just taking away the architectural brilliance of something that was built by master craftsmen hundreds of years ago by adding a load of rusty locks that belong in Steptoe’s scrap yard.

Some places are embracing it of course, hoping to turn it into a tourist attraction which begs the question just how shit is the rest of the town? What will be next then, St Pauls graffitied with “Daz fingured Debs ere”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

And supported by: Cuntfinder General

I first encountered these, during a cultural (sni.gger) weekend in Liverpool. (Stop laughing at the back!?).

As reported, here:

News Link

Novak Djokovic – No Balls Please

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I probably spelt his name wrong as I couldn’t be bothered to look it up. Then again I could have just put tennis cunt and everyone would know who l meant.

The cunt refuses to release his vaccination status – probably because his wife is a rampant anti-vaxxer who thinks covid is caused by 5G and he doesn’t want to piss her off by getting a jab.

So he tries to bullshit his way into Oz and end up in a deportation detention centre. Boo boo for him.

If the Aussies let him get away with this, then they are bigger cunts than he is. Deport the cunt and ban his re-entry for three years just like they do for ‘normal’ people.

No jab, no entry, no play. No exceptions. Just fuck off…

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UPDATE: Just to add to my cunting of Covak whatsisname, the cunt has been given leave by the court to stay in Oz, so any player drawn against him should withdraw or stand there and just let him hit the ball.

Balls boys/girls should refuse to go on court with him.

Crowds should boo him every time he hits a stroke or comes on court.

Of course, none of this will happens because none of these moneygrubbing unprincipled cunts have the balls…

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Africa Cup of Nations

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Does any football fan give a fuck about this competition? Of course not because it´s irrelevant. It´s a joke to call it African as practically every player plays in Europe.

However, that does not stop the BBC Sport making whines about the lack of interest a lead sport story. Former England and Arsenal striker Ian Wright claims the competition is being “disrespected” by some negative media coverage.

The Beeb also reports that Crystal Palace manager Patrick Vieira is among those to also call for the tournament to be given more respect. Sure enough he raises the race card. “There is no greater honour than representing your country. The coverage is completely tinged with racism.”

This pathetic event starts on January 9 and we can expect non-stop coverage of thrillers such as Cameroon and Burkina Faso, Comoros and Gabon and my favourite Ethiopia and Cabo Verde (Cape Verde). I thought Ethiopia was in the middle of a civil war and nobody lives in Cabo Verde as they have all emigrated.

I tried to find a video link of the international game in which the (European) manager of an African team was so disgusted by the refereeing that he threw money at the ref who had been bribed. I could not find it but check this one instead.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59825904

Ghana vs South Africa| Corrupt referee robbed Bafana of their world cup dream. CAF Match Fixing. – YouTube

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Michaela Strachan [2]

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Cunters, I present this z list cunt for a do as I say not what I do cunting. Meat eaters should not critisise me.
FUCKING WHAT you cunt, a no talent cunt like this flying in from South Africa on a regular basis? Who the fuck is paying the fares then? You? I doubt it. The B.B.C? More than fucking likely.
Why the fuck can’t Al Jabeeba get someone who lives in fucking Britain present the fucking programme with the Packham cunt?

Strachan’s Frequent Flights.

When Greta finds out she is going to be pissed? Fuck you especially Strachan cunt. I hope that the evil one runs up and down your cunt with a roll of razor wire on his back.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Dead Pool [235]

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Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of truly evil cunt Robert Durst.Durst was 78 and known as the “Jinx Murderer” who had recently been given a life sentence for the murder of his friend and also a neighbour.He was also suspected of killing his wife who disappeared in 1982.He was formerly known as a New York real estate heir. Rot in piss.

On to Dead Pool 235

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out.5 is your linit.No duplicates.It is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and pick someone elses nominations from the previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does.)

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have geard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool once selected.Only exception being if someone else has taken your pick already in the pool.

5)Please check you haven’t picked a name already nominated ( as we cant be arsed to check)