Marks and Spencer (2) Cancels Midgets

My first cunting is this: Marks and Spencer (Welcome to ISaC and your first cunting – Day Admin)

They are changing the name of Midget Gems because it could offend people. How fucking stupid can they be?

Next will be dark chocolate, then white chocolate, then chocolate.
So just point at it. Then it will be pointing!

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Attrix


And here’s another one, this time from Liberal Liquidator

More M&S Wokery.

Do M&S actually spend their time selling overpriced pretentious food and sensible pants anymore or fighting the ridiculous culture wars and kowtowing to whiney bedwetters? They have decided to rebrand the sweets Midget Gems as ‘Mini Gems’ to avoid causing offence following a single complaint from disability campaigner Dr Erin Pritchard who said the name amounted to “hate speech”.

What kind of a cunt gets offended by this? One who is looking to make a name for themselves on social media probably. Why not rename Smarties for offended stupid people or pick out the black jelly babies (actually I used to do that anyway)
Rather than ignoring this nutter and people like them, they fold like the England Ashes team.

Time to grow up.

BBC News Link

Bit of a bad start to the new year for M&S. Here’s another cunting, this time from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Get a fucking life.

No, not you fuckers but fuckers like this:

”A shopper is fuming at an “outrageous” Marks and Spencer chocolate product, which he claims is sexist.
The product in question was a Where’s Wally advent calendar depicting a cramped skiing scene.”

How many of these cunts are there who get ‘outraged’ by fuckall but then get disproportionate coverage? In this case ‘Where’s fucking Wally’ for fuck sake.
Lefties, trannies, effniiks, peacefuls, middle class metro ponces – They get offended or ‘outraged’ over some minor bullshit and then the media will give them oxygen.

And M&S – the malefactors in this case, said this:-

”An M&S spokesperson said: “We are grateful for the customer’s feedback and will pass it on to our product team so it can be taken into account ahead of next Christmas.”

A spokesman for ISAC said -‘ Fuck off you pathetic fuckmonkey and get a life ahead of next Christmas’

MSN News Link

and supported by Onceacuntalwaysacunt

I’d like to second this nomination but on a slightly different angle as aimed at those pedantic cunts that like to argue over basically nothing.

There was a video on YouTube on Alex Belfield’s site about some effnick who was so poor she had to eat a tin of dog food as she had no food.

I pointed out that for 20p you can get 500g spaghetti £1 for four tins of tomatoes and £1 for a couple of tins of tuna or maybe £2.50 for 500g of mince.

Some cunt replies “ooh where are we? In the 80’s for the price of tuna?” or something to that effect.

Well you fucking pedantic cunt, in Aldi it’s £2.39 for 4 tins so yes roughly 50p a tin and no we are not in the 80’s!!!

 

Cheeky Advert Cunts


I keep seeing adverts where cunts impose themselves on others.

I’m talking about the likes of those cunts on the ‘housebarrassment’ adverts or a recent one on holidays (the cunts try to force their friends into doing a stay at home ‘Yurt’ holiday.)

Now, I know these are just adverts, but have people become so terrified of ‘offending’ anyone that this is an actual thing? And so narcissistic that they’d refit their entire house if an uninvited friend is coming around to stay? Seems to be a lot of adverts like this.

My version of the advert would be better.

Friends: “Oh,good news. We’ve decided to come and stay at yours this Christmas!”

Me: “You can get fucked you cheeky cunts.”

However, the aggrieved in these adverts never say this, they smile and try to make excuses at best. At worst, they refit their entire fucking kitchen, rather than tell them to fuck off.

Fucking puffs.

https://www.wickes.co.uk/cure-housebarrassment

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Veganuary


My Fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration: Veganuary.

A soy latte, pass the mung beans cunting please, for those meat hating drippy-hippy killjoy wankers, for trying to make the gloomiest month of the year, even gloomier?

https://veganuary.com

After Black History month (what fucking history?), Stoptober (killjoys), Movember (scruffy bastards), and a restricted Christmas, these fuckers want us to experience the benefit of insufficient nutrition and mostly bland food.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love stir fried vegetables, noodles etc-but-with a nice bit of protein rich meat.

Remember folks, Carrie Symmonds is a Vegan?

Take back the month, spend it eating meat, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and more importantly, “Fucking for England”?

#Vaginuary

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Women now in Jeopardy

To much fanfare from TV networks, U.S quiz show Jeopardy! has recently celebrated its top-winning woman contestant after Amy Schneider banked over $850,000 in winnings.

But wait! All is not as it seems because Amy is actually a trans woman and biological man so the “top-winning woman” of fuck all. This is just following a trend of women’s rights and freedoms, achievements and successes being hijacked and rendered meaningless.

U.S girls track and field records have been smashed by biological men as have swimming times and recently Sleepy Joe appointed this monstrosity as the first female four-star admiral in the U.S Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.
News Link

I wonder if they asked Amy “Do women have cervixes?”.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator


And on a similar note, this from Everyonesacunt

“Trans sport” ( men in drag ) competing against women. Yet again I would like to Cunt this abomination that continues unabated against women and their right to compete against each other.

When will this insanity end??

Had to smile when I came across the story below. However, once you get past the headline

“Man beaten by another man in women’s swimming ?‍♀️ race” : that’s my take on it ; you can’t get past the truly awful situation women find themselves having aliens invade their sport space and shit closets. It really is a Cunt.

FoxNews Link

(Tough one for the feminazis/wimminz I guess – Day Admin)

Terms and Conditions apply


I can’t stand those radio adverts where some cunt whizzes through about a thousand different terms and conditions and then also says ‘terms and conditions apply’.

Also pisses me off when you try and download something on the pc and you have to accept their T&Cs, but not until you’ve had to read the whole list and tick an agreement box. Who reads all that crap anyway?

On the subject of radio adverts too, I also can’t stand that dippy sounding bint (Gina Mellotte, apparently) on the Vodafone advert, who sounds like she’s having an orgasm, whilst extolling the wonders of the Vodafone UK big winter sale.

Nominated by: mystic maven