The Changes to Sweden over the last 40 years seem to be a right fucking cunt by what I see and read of it nowadays.

Back in the 1980s Sweden appeared to be a country on an upwards trajectory towards economic prosperity, it had a low crime rate and its people seemed happy yet kept that Scandinavian reserve. Their population were well educated mainly; and most spoke some English. Importantly Abba ruled the world. It seemed that nothing could go wrong for the beautiful Swedes. The birds were Fit and quite liberal in their attitudes to rumpy pumpy. I will eulogise no further see link below.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roaring_1980s

Fast forward to more recent times and things do not seem that rosy.in beautiful Stockholm and Malmo.

What has changed? why has this happened?

Two major changes seem to have happened They joined the EU by a slender majority (fools) and this in turn led to unfettered multitudinous immigration by peoples who were just not in tune with the Swedes and were certainly not going to change just for their hosts. The multitudinous arrival of Mr and more Misters peaceful. (Seems like Mrs peaceful wasn’t invited to the party in the same numbers!! Odd?) seems to take place only once they are entrenched into the EU!.

Their economy is now tied to Brussels and is not doing all that well, shame socialism strikes again. One thing on the up seems to be bombings, stabbings and gang rapes? Hmmmmmm not sure what might be the reason.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-5033997

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56272565

France24 News Link

Wikipedia Link

Maybe and I am not by any means certain that these two changes have ushered in a new, less glamorous prosperous Sweden? maybe its Climate change, what ever it is it’s a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Just Stop Oil, or I’ll zip tie myself to a post!!

Brilliant idea!

As an alternative to the usual oil powered transport, we can simply use our dragons.

That’s after we’ve trained them, of course.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-60795041.amp

What kind of fucking fantasy world do these certifiable loons live in?

Anyway, did anyone have the same thought I did, when I saw the header in the news report of these fools?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Deadpool 241 by picking country singer C W McCall aka Bill Dale Fries who died today from cancer aged 93.He will be best remembered for his 1975 hit “Convoy” which was used on the subsequent film of the same name.His song had a resurgence in popularity due to the protesting Canadian truckers earlier this year which he expressed his personal blessing for back in February. He is survived by his wife of 70 years.

On to Deadpool 242

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

Ain’t Progress Wonderful ?

Two fucking cases that are boiling my piss

1)…New “verified by card provider” security checks when making an online purchase.

Apparently,for my safety, when I now attempt to buy something,there is a pretty fair bet that I will be asked to input some security code at checkout which my card holder will text me or I can download the “App”…fucking useful if,like me,you only get an intermittent mobile signal or no signal at all. I contacted my bank who replied that I would,when that happens, have to ring the card provider who would give me the code….so, I have to sit in a fucking phone queue while some “still being a Work From Home Hero” updates his facebook,feeds his dog and has a wank before deigning to answer.

2)….The carpark in my local town has brought in a new numberplate recognition system instead of the old Fart who wandered about checking tickets…now you can download the “App” ( whatever the fuck that actually is) or pay by debit card…what the fuck was the matter with putting coins in a machine ?…according to the local paper the nearby shops are getting hammered because a lot of the older shoppers ( Marks and Spencers customers) just won’t use it….and I can’t say that I blame them judging by the amount of folk writing in to say that they have been wrongly fined…” faulty equipment” according to the carpark owners, that will quickly be fixed….doesn’t exactly inspire confidence,I must say.

There seems to be a drive to make mobile phones the unacknowledged “Identity Card”….regardless of the fact that not all area have full coverage and some people just don’t fancy having their every movement and transaction recorded for…..whoever.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Enforcement Officers are cunts.

Enforcement Officers, or as I call them ‘Plastic Policepeople’ are effectively a ‘high & fucking mighty’ bunch of cunts!

The word ‘enforce’ surely means ‘You will do,’ rather than ‘encourage,’ which I would prefer to be used. Cuntfrontational is all I see, as the Railway Enforcement Officers, strut around in their hi viz, looking very important, as if they are enticing someone to ‘have a fuckin’go!’ & then there’s the Parking Enforcement Brigade, formally called traffic wardens, that did come with a proper uniform, & are now a bit of a mixed bunch.

But the worst cunts of all are the Environmental Enforcement Officers, yes, the ones that hide in the undergrowth, waiting for you to drop an apple pip, when they will jump out & say “I saw that! I’ve got you on camera! You won’t get away with it!” So bugger me, that’s another 80 quid on top of the last one, for when I got caught for fly tipping that double king size bed last week.

But seriously, these cunts also work along side the police in cities, where I have personally seen them use unreasonable force, on lesser mortals, like genuine homeless people, & those not even considered a threat. I don’t think they do a jacket for alcohol enforcement, but I would gladly steal one of them jackets just to wear in my local!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe