I would like to nominate one Andrew Fox, a recently retired Major in the Parachute Regiment & now full time advocate for bringing as many Afghan’s to the U.K. as possible.

Andrew first came to some prominence when he acted as the Para’s media guy after the excellent programme “Men of War”, about the Parachute Regiment, was aired on British TV.. Andrew then took to the airways to talk extensively about himself & his time in Afghanistan & built a significant following on Twitter. Andrew now seems to feel that bringing as many Afghans to the U.K. as possible is his way of making amends for the failure of the U.K. & it’s allies to “fix” Afghanistan. When asked who will pay for the educational, healthcare, housing and other needs of these families, Andrew cheerfully admits that it won’t be him or his charity but the British state.

Andrew has now set up a funding page – insisting that all his 31k followers must pay towards bringing Afghans to the U.K. if they want to be allowed to continue to follow him on Twitter:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mr_andrew_fox

Andrew has made a name for himself as a mental health campaigner and his insistence on bringing as many Afghans to the U.K. seems to be his version of therapy – in coping with his feelings of guilt about his time in Afghanistan – a very expensive form of therapy for the rest of us!

https://charidy.com/azadi/132
(Help save a goat shagger link provided by our resident humanitarian, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: James

I know this will be unpopular with a few people here but I’m sick and tired of conspiracy theories.

The list of conspiracy theories is endless – from moon landing deniers, flat earth believers, New World Order nuts, 9/11 nuts, to endless theories blaming Freemasons, Rothschilds, Jews, Jesuits or whatever group the conspiracy theorist seems to dislike. All palpable nonsense.

It’s an addiction bordering on paranoia. Conspiracy theory addicts will turn their noses up at credible and obvious explanations of an event and instead embrace some wild theory encompassing the Clintons, George Soros, Aliens, Buzz Aldrin and a grassy knoll in Dallas, Texas. Deny them at your peril – you will be told its obvious, staring you in the face and why can’t anyone else see it except themselves. Anyone who disagrees is a stupid “normie”, devoid of the deductive genius that they posess or in thrall to world elites and the MSM.

I’m not talking here about a healthy degree of scepticism and questioning accepted narratives, but something more unhinged than this. Something that happens because people need to connect events and see patterns which aren’t there to make sense of a confusing world, to help deal with anxiety and to make themselves feel special and convince themselves that everyone else is stupid.

Conspiracy theory addicts are trapped in a vicious circle. The cycle of addiction becomes destructive as negative feelings contribute to the belief in conspiracies and the belief in conspiracies results in negative feelings. Sufferers then spend hours trawling the less reputable places on the internet to reinforce these beliefs, creating more anxiety for themselves in the process which they remedy by reading up on even more far out conspiracies.

Conspiracy theory addicts are like opium addicts. Both are destructive patterns of behaviour.

And no, I have not been paid by MI6, the FBI or George Soros to write this.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/why-qanon-followers-are-opioid-addicts-why-matters-ncna1277323

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0963721417718261

https://rehabaid.com/addiction/conspiracy-theory/
(Additional link provided by our on staff therapist, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: MMCM

Zakir Naik is a cunt, isn’t he.

“Sleeping with multiple womans makes us gay.”

Huh?

“If you sleep with 20, 30, 40, or 50 girls, then you get tired and become homosexual.”

How about that whole pact regarding the 72 virgins? Heaven would resemble a massive dead terrorist sausage-fest. Either that or you’re given a magic penis on entering Paradise.

Psh.

One doesn’t like to brag, naturally, but I surpassed this number many moons ago yet I haven’t started avidly watching Friends or “canoeing in the sewage”. Perhaps this is just for followers of desert religions or smelly losers dressed as Ali Baba.

Wait, didn’t Mohammed have 12 wives? How many women or concubines were before and during? Does that mean….the prophet….of Allªh….is a poo-pusher…?

Furthermore, does this include the grooming gangs?
Do camels count?
What if it’s 50 goats?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ssQSGU1iIU

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Your life in their hands.

This will reassure you all that NHS nurses really are all compassion.
You absolutely would put your life in her hands.

Mirror Link.

What on earth did this officer think she was doing, pulling someone over who was only doing 25% more than the speed limit, uninsured and without a licence?

Fancy getting under her wheels as, disregarding your order to stop, she drove over you, clumsy!

Sarcasm over.

Why on earth did this nurse get such a pathetic sentence? No wonder its a struggle to get decent recruits in the police force. Who’d join when they get injured and killed, and the criminal gets a slap on the wrist.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest