Annoying functionaries and sycophants that stand behind politicians bobbing their heads up and down like a dashboard bulldog as some slimy trougher repeats the same 30 seconds of information over and over again for up to an hour or more (fuck you 24 hours msm news).

These cunts piss me off more as they themselves hope to become professional elected troughers one day. I’m writing this now as this is more prevalent now as we here have a six week election campaign only into week three when they’re traditionally only one month long (We’re presuming you’re referring to the Oz federal election 21st May – Day Admin)

I’d vote for Madge to sack the televangelist Prime marketeer as well as the “my single mum and I lived in state housing” opposition leader ( my mum worked herself to the bone to pay off our war service house), and every nodder caught filmed nodding properly this time and appoint HRH Princess Anne with a swagger stick and a serious hangover to shout at government functionaries to do their job or be sent to Antarctica to mine ice cubes for her gin fizz..

As voting is compulsory here I also hate the gormless cunts shoving how to vote leaflets in your face and electoral staff telling you how lucky you are to fuck up your Saturday participating in this shitshow, just so the troughers can ignore us for another three to four years.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

Swansea council are cunts, (See the video below)

Who the fuck thought putting a musical, squeaking, squawking inter active park next to a housing estate was a good idea.

This constant day time ear fucking and that’s not including the scrotes that turn up late at night, sound even worse if that were possible than having Lilly the musical mong stuck on repeat 24/7.

Fucking hell, unsellable houses, people not stopping for coffee in the local coffee shop, this is a nightmare for the locals, not to mention how much money Swansea council spunked up the wall installing this musical monstrosity,

surely the money would have been better spent on the pot holes or their fucked up traffic system.

The only saving grace is its nowhere near me and i would love for my neighbours demented brat to go and play there making as much noise as is humanly possible rather than next door to us.

Wales On Line News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Long time, no whine, but here she comes again, backing fortissimo into the limelight – ex Remainer fanatic Conservative MP Anna Soubry, whose dreams of greatness ended many years ago, but like the old trouper she is, the silly old tart – the pure brass of the Westminster music hall, is giving her act another airing:

Express News Link

I would have thought she would have approved of the drinking culture – after all it has often been alleged she herself could get as pissed as a fart – what motivates the old cunt to keep on making a fool of herself? – no doubt the proposed idea of a Labour/LibDem pact and the two faced cunt that is Starmer reversing Brexit.

While mentioning the flabby faced son of toil again, it is worth pointing out that the old poofter Chris Bryant is talking about “standards” again – how does he keep a straight face?. It’s the way he tells them, ducky.

He also claims to have been “touched up” himself in the HoC – I thought that was his reason for going there in the first place, to join all the mincers and benders on the Labour benches. At least Corbyn used to keep them on the back benches and not as shadow ministers.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Just when you think you have seen everything!

This caught my eye. Fortunately, the news item has kindly explained what ” fictosexual” means, so those of you that fantasise about certain animated characters now have an interesting topic of conversation next time you’re at the Mayor’s banquet.

Daily Mail Link

I wonder if his employers are aware of his unusual personal life, well they are now, anyway!

I don’t know if I should feel sorry for him, or laugh myself sick.

What a geek! What a world!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Stop the world, I wanna get off! – Day Admin)

I’ve just watched the 12th and final episode of ‘Secrets Of Playboy’, the Crime and Investigation channel’s hatchet job on Hugh Hefner.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15250706/

They’ve wheeled out a bunch of dried-up old ‘playmates’ to dish the dirt. Well why not? He can’t sue them now he’s dead. According to them, Hefner hated women. He drugged them, raped them, sodomized them so they wouldn’t get pregnant and even had a long lasting homosexual affair with his doctor.

What they don’t say is that every last one of them queued up to take off her clothes for the world to see, in the desperate hope that she’d become Playmate of the Month, Playmate of the Year, mix with celebrities, get a movie contract, fame and fortune and of course the icing on the cake, a wedding ring from Hefner.

It’s since dawned on these talentless nobodies that being in their late teens and early twenties doesn’t last forever. What can they do now apart from look at their decades-old pictures and try to figure a way of using their past to make some money? Write a book maybe? Get interviewed on tv?

Hugh Hefner did what any man would do, with herds of fit young women on the make begging to suck him off every day of the week and twice on sundays. What did these silly bitches expect to happen when they reached their sell-by date?

Hefner had it all, and I envy him. May his dick rest in peace.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/04/entertainment/secrets-playboy-women/index.html

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/100s-of-playboy-workers-defend-hefner-after-secrets-claims/
(Additional and exhaustive research conducted by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Allan