Neil Warnock

Neil Warnock.

I’m absolutely amazed that he hasn’t already been cunted by someone on this fine website. Does he hold the record for being the most sacked manager ever? I’d be amazed if he doesn’t. Why does the geriatric cunt keep getting employed? Even if he does get you promoted you’re highly likely to get relegated next season.

He’s a championship manager at best and is totally incapable of keeping anyone in the big time. As a Blades fan I think he’s a total cunt.

Good luck Boro, you’ll need it.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

46 thoughts on “Neil Warnock

  1. Need to get my eyes tested – I read the headline as Neil Kinnock – an even bigger cunt.

  2. I had to Google the cunt. Anyone who’s got anything to do with football is a massive cunt by default.

    • I think that’s a bit unfair Ruff.
      He’s mostly, but not “all” cunt.
      This is what he’s said about Brexit.
      “I don’t know why politicians don’t do what the country wants, if I’m honest.

      They had a referendum and now we see different politicians and everyone else trying to put their foot in it.

      Why did we have a referendum in the first bloody place?

      I can’t wait to get out of it, if I’m honest. I think we’ll be far better out of the bloody thing. In every aspect. Football-wise as well, absolutely.

      To hell with the rest of the world.“ (He said this in an interview in front of a Malaysian Airways sign saying visit Malaysia!) He’s nothing more than a blunt Yorkshireman who makes Vern the Fox appear as sharp as a knife!
      😂😂

      • I appreciated his blunt directness…..when I was interested in football that is.

        Afternoon all.

  3. one of the biggest cunts going.

    A lucky leaf of clover, let us tile yya roof, clean ya gutters or we’ll burn your house down cunting for pikeys.
    The gutless cunts have been found not guilty of murder following the killing of a policeman dragged along by a quad
    The judge and entire system should hang their heads. But they love the minorities don’t they

    • those pikeys are deserving of a massive cunting. I am so enraged I couldn’t even write a sensible cunting at the moment. Just exterminate them and their families like we do with rats. They’re all just vermin.

      • Apparently, they did not know he was there.

        They should be liquidised and the judiciary along with them

      • Pikeys are a protected species and above the law.

        Throw in a spot of jury tampering and it’s no surprise that they got away with murder.

    • It used to be the case that, if you killed someone during the commission of a crime, even accidentally, the charge was murder.
      When did that change?

      • Remember Derek Bentley with his, “Let him have it”.
        We’ve hanged for less, bring back the death penalty.

      • If they had a referendum, they know we would vote it back – so they’ll never let us have one.

  4. I think the nickname will have to go, ‘Blades’, it’s a bit too stabby, need to get something more in line with modern day wokefullness….

    Perhaps ‘The Pansies’ , perfect for Sheffield United 😂😂😂

  5. He’s got England manager written all over him surely. Just look at his experience. What an impressive resumè and a man’s man as well, you can tell that by the way he snarls and gurns at his players on the pitch. I’ll bet he really kicks arse in the dressing room when his boys are underperforming with a few muddy soccer boots projected at the heads of the guilty. Never mind that he’s changed clubs more times than his underpants, persistent Neil would just say that “every failure is a rung on the ladder of success” and if anyone disagreed with him he would simply smash their face in.

    Oh yeah, and I bet he doesn’t take the knee like that waistcoat wearing nancy Southshite cunt. Warnock for England skipper, cos he’s hard cos he’s ginger, he’s ugly, he looks like Dennis Waterman and he knows how to take failure on the chin and repeat it.

    Only joking.😉

  6. Mr Fucking Happy!

    I know when babies are born they look like right ugly cunts, but generally become more human as they age.

    In Warcock’s case, however, he was probably born an ugly whining, screaming little cunt and has more or less stayed that way ever since.

    That said, at least he is quite blunt in TV interviews. None of this “The lads played well. The opposition made it hard for us…. blah blah.”

    With him its more like Cloughie of old, but with less charm & sophistication: “The referee mugged us!” “Their goalkeeper is having a laugh!” “The weather was against us”, “The flood lights were against us!”, “The ball was against us!”

    A miserable old cunt and no mistake

  7. His Palace connections alone make him a massive cunt but everyone seems to have forgotten about the “Battle of Bramall Lane” , the most blatant piece of cheating in the history of football since those players were banned for match fixing in the early 60’s. He got clean away with that one as always.
    There were also rumours of brown envelopes when he was at Cardiff and he is big mates with that slimy bastard Simon Jordan, another Palace sc*mbag. A right dodgy cunt and no mistake.

    • As a Palace fan Freddie I will have to ask, are you a fan on the bum boys, the thugs, or the clowns?

      Usually one of those, normally the Clowns who have an irrational hatred. Though there are a few of the wankers who hate us because of the Cuntona incident.

  8. I have no real knowledge of this cunt, only what I read on here. However, he looks like a cunt, is involved in football, and therefore not unlike that cunt ‘Arry’ fucking Redknapp. So yep. Cunt.

  9. Disagree with this cunting. The bloke is a legend. No oo-la-la foreign bollocks. Brexiteer. Check this out.

    https://youtu.be/H56_akEub78

    Old school. Kept Boro up.

    Despite the above I no longer give a flying shit about modern football. Never watch MOTD or even any of the live games recently shown on ABeeb. This dates back since around the time I learned Linecunt’s obscene wage.

    Football can fuck off forever and I really wouldn’t care now

    • All this taking the knee bollocks was the final straw for this once lifelong gooner. Linecunt, obscene wages and transfer fees started the decline for me, now can’t bear to watch even a minute of the shitfest.

      • Given how Arsenal have been this season you’re probably better off not supporting them. Even in his final years Wenger did a superb job.

      • Yeah but not a glory hunter type. Always supported them, used to go regularly to Highbury, been through shitter times than now. The new place is a cold, atmosphere less, concrete bowl. Went about four time in the few years before I moved to Spain, couldn’t stand it. All about the money since sky ruined the working man’s game.

  10. Warnock is a cunt, without doubt he’s a cheating cunt, foul mouthed cunt, annoying cunt,(even when he’s running your team), argumentative cunt, rude cunt, when he played he was a crap winger cunt. But he has been a good manager at times and to say “he’s a championship manager at best” means you cupid stunt are in terms of football knowledge a daft cunt…

    • I’m happy to hold my hand up to being a daft cunt but I’m struggling to think of any club that Warnock kept in the premier league for more than a season or two…maybe there’s one I’ve forgotten?

      • Did an OK job with Cardiff tbf. Yeah they got relegated but they made a better fight of it than expected and didn’t exactly have the rub of the green with refereeing decisions.

      • Having their January striker signing die in a plane crash had a big effect on their season too.

      • He was never given any money with any team that he won promotion with. Often got the boot for a foreign cunt to come in and bankrupt the club. Foreign managers now they are cunts. Pompous no speaky English overpaid cunts

      • It’s why the success of Chris Wilder and Sheffield United has been so refreshing this season.

      • Dead right there, General!!

        It’s the sub-Ryman’s League standard foreign nonentities that somehow confuse deluded Chairmen to repeatedly appoint them.
        Two prime examples : Andre Villas-Boas and Marco Silva.

        There’s only one cunt who’s been paid so much for achieving so little….. admittedly he’s British… Mark Hughes. The most useless cunt ever to manage in the PL.

      • About 20 years ago I remember sitting in the opposite dug out to Chris Wilder Sheffield senior cup quarter final. His team cheated their way to a one nil win the ref was shit scared of his teams fans. Now he’s progressed to the premiership and I’m on a fucking shit pension. Life can be a cunt

  11. He’s one of that merry-go-round of British managers who get constantly get jobs but they’re always at shit unfashionable clubs who are just happy to stay in the league and their coaching and managerial inadequacies are exposed for all to see when they do get a shot at and ambitious club(see Moyes and Hodgson at Manchester United and Liverpool respectively).

  12. I been a Sheffield United season ticket holder for over 35 years and Neil Warnock was indeed a cunt many a time. Nothing ever his fault, buying players and then never playing the fuckers, his lack of any discernible eyebrows. Claims to be this mega Blade but went about six times in the 70’s. Just goes anywhere that’s paying the biggest salary then says it is the best club and fans he’s ever managed. Chris Wilder pisses all over this self important arsehole any day of the week. Fuck off and clip some toenails Colin Wanker.

    • Chris Wilder is pound for pound one of the best managers around right now.

  13. He keeps being employed because he keeps getting clubs promoted. Simple as. He’s also pretty handy in Championship relegation battles as well, as Rotherham fans will attest.

  14. He’s been sacked more times than The Doc.
    Mind you, Tommy Docherty did build and manage the greatest attacking Man United side ever. If only he’d kept his knob away from Mrs Brown. And no, I do not mean the unfunny tax dodging fenian tranny cunt.

  15. He is a cunt, but i would take him over any of the foreign manager cunts in the league any day of the week.

  16. As a Palace fan, I don’t mind Warnock. Certainly not the greatest manager, but he wears his heart on his sleeve and speaks his mind. He’s right about big club bias from refs as well as the media.

    The bin dippers and the wankers both gain about 10 points a season from dodgy decisions in their favour.

  17. If United are known colloquially as “t’blades” are Wednesday referred to as “towels”?
    Great little city is Sheffield. Hallamshire chippy massive rule OK.

  18. A masquerading cunt of the highest order. All that bravado is forced and contrived; any mug can see through it. And don’t get me started on that annoying-as-fuck voice of his . . . it’s too much to bear! Looks like the sort of cunt who has a big fat greasy man-faced wife who he regularly gets to ‘peg’ him. I bet she has to put the washing machine on daily to the 95 degree pre-wash cycle to get the deeply ingrained skid and piss marks out of his Ys. And, to top it all off, he’s a right strange looking pratt as well. Fucker looks like Christopher Eccleston’s cum face. Get fucked!

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