A cunting for American Comedy programmes.

Not stand-up – American stand-up comedians are some of the best – but their sitcoms and late night talk shows are formulaic bilge.

Why is it that the major networks can only take chances with offensive humour and surrealism in animated programmes such as South park, Ren and Stimpy and Family Guy, while much of the live action stuff is safe, moronic pap?

I’ve tried watching the US version of the Office. it’s terrible. The UK version is overrated but still watchable. it’s a very good first series from a new writer. The American version can’t restrain itself the way the British version did.

I get recommended a lot of these comedies by fellow Gen X/millennial contemporaries; My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, The Big Bang Theory, it’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Curb your Enthusiasm – they all fell flat.

For most of its run Curb is just the same episode in different clothes. The only high point was perhaps Larry David having to perform The Producers – but a lot of it made my eyes roll; the punchline is never worth the laboured set-up and is always based around Jewish neuroticism and the taboos of middle-class California, which seem to be fucking everything.

What a stifling and boring cunthole of a society. A lot of these taboos that Larry blunders through are much more aggressively and deftly handled by stand ups like George Carlin, Denis Leary and Bill Burr.

The less said about the man-children of The Big Bang Theory the better. It is, as a friend pointed out, Nerd Blackface, and the only character who is allowed to develop is the audience surrogate Penny.

I think the only live action American comedy i ever found funny was Third Rock from the Sun, mainly because of John Lithgow. What a shame NBC destroyed it by moving it around the schedules unannounced, prompting Lithgow to thank them at an award ceremony for ‘killing our show’.

Saving the worst until last, there are the late night talk shows, a dead format hosted by cunts called Jimmy saying ‘Orange Man Bad’, all desperate to convince themselves and their otarine audiences barking and clapping their mindless approval, that Trump colluded with Russia and children are being mistreated by border police.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Not so much a cunting as a celebration of a fight back against woke bullshit:

”Historic pride jersey sparks player boycott in Australia.”

Yes at last some fucker has said enough is enough of this Pride bollocks being rammed down our throats.

”Seven players in Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) will boycott a key match over their team’s decision to wear a pride jersey.”

”On Thursday, the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles will become the first team in the competition ever to don a kit which promotes LGBT inclusivity in the sport.
But players weren’t consulted and some object to the move on religious and cultural grounds.”

Good on them. We have gone from acceptance of a natural deviation to promoting it as something to be proud of. And to aspire to.

So where is the left handed pride? Ginger pride? And sooner or later Pee Doh Pride?

Israel Folau ( an excellent player) lost his career because, as a fundamental Christian, he disapproved of this bullshit. He didn’t advocate throwing off buildings but said they would rot in hell. His beliefs. Which should be accepted.

It is time that those of us who are sick of this shit, whatever our beliefs, had a voice.
Josh Aloiai, Jason Saab, Christian Tuipulotu, Josh Schuster, Haumole Olakau’atu, Tolu Koula and Toafofoa Sipley. Take a bow.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-62301091

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And making a fist of it with a second is: getfuckedwokecunts

Seconded.

This brainwashing shit needs to die. It is a cunt of titanic magnitude, until pepo start the somali style fight back on this or the peacefuls Galileo experiments it will swamp and destroy society.

Zero tolerance for this abject filth pushed by woke cunts who seem to control everything. A media cull, a politician cull, a UN cull, an EU cull, take back control and dont accept it. I’d sort all this shit out in seconds as PM. I’d hire people who can do the job and have the qualifications. Skin colour, sexuality wtf that got to do with ability, jog on cunt.

I’d label people who prevented you from buying meat or blocking you to go to work as terrorists. Round them all up and ask the public what they want done. I’d cease all their assets and the organisers and pass that money on to the inconvenienced. Then these people will be employed in an abattoir for their crimes, or fix all the pot holes and road maintenance.

I will simply inconvenience them by the time they inconvenienced others, total it up and multiply by 20 the time. There will be warnings to any ‘unlicensed protests’, ensuring the right to protest is upheld; but the state will not bear the cost of idiots. If it does then those funds will be worked off by those cunts and not the taxes. There will be no compulsory teaching of faggotory to groom youngsters. If there is they will be handed over to Galileo experimenters. It’s about time control was taken back and Cromwell the 2nd turned up.

Also tourist attraction will be to pay for testing of ordnance at the coast £50-£100 a head to shoot at illegal gimmegrant ferry companies. I’d heavily advertise in the USA these holidays as they have the lowest accuracy rate and highest ammo consumption.

Strong Policies for a happier country.

(Who the fuck elected you to decide our future? – Day Admin)

Oya Celasun of the IMF – “Let energy bill soar in order to achieve Net Zero”

This smug careerist, well-paid cunt has suggested governments should not subsidize rising energy bills with tax cuts and benefits. Neither should governments consider re-opening coal mines, fracking or gas supplies.

Instead, according to Celasun, energy prices should be allowed to rise based on market forces with no state intervention. This will mean people will have to cut back on their reliance of nasty old fossil fuels in order to speed up Net Zero Carbon targets.

Celasun goes on to say that by reducing dependence on gas from Russia it will somehow weaken Putin’s position on his threats to reduce/cut off gas supplies into Europe.

Basically, therefore, we should all freeze to death in order to save the planet, as well as bring the war in Ukraine to an end.

Or more specifically, let all the poor cunts on low incomes freeze to death while the rich elites can carry on pontificating and finger-wagging at how we’re still killing the planet by us reckless cunts turning up the central heating by 1 degree because its -10C outside!

It is rather telling that cunts like Celasun have actually said this publicly. It makes you wonder how many other global organisations are of the same mindset but haven’t been so vocal about it.

Perhaps the IMF are in the pockets of the WEF in order to achieve The Great Reset by any means.

It also begs the question why global organisations such as the IMF and WEF have so much power and influence over national governments even though by the most part no one from the general public elected them to power!

Can you image what would happen if all governments in the EU and the UK decided to follow the IMF’s edict and announce “Enough is enough.Prices need to rise further. No more handouts to the masses!” There would most definitely be massive civil disobedience and protests throughout Europe – protests not seen since the days of the Poll Tax Riots back in 1990.

There is a certain inevitability that renewable energy will be the primary source of our energy needs and in some respects that is a good thing just so long as all countries play ball. But the biggest problem I find is the reckless headlong transition from fossils to renewables when we are simply not ready for it.

We have no Plan B for situations we find ourselves in now, thus dumping us between a rock and a hard place, while cunts like Celasun simply shrug shoulders and resort to the Greta School of Thinking  and say “Stop moaning, get over it and think of the future!”

Neo-Feudalism – Globalists are on the warpath and will resort to anything to get what they want.

Telegraph News Link

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Nominated by: Technocunt

(Nurse: “Just a little prick, Mr President!“)

Uncle Joe tests positive for Chinky Flu……AGAIN!

After “isolating” for 9 days it appears the hair sniffer still has the Lurgi, but no symptoms apparently. Is anyone buying this shit?

Obviously they want him out of public view for as long as possible the embarrassing old cunt. How much longer can they prop up this cardboard cutout President?

It’s only the prospect of Chopper Harris taking his place that keeps him and his equally embarrassing wife in office.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog