Now, in certain quarters, this lot are being ‘reassessed’, with people who didn’t used to to like them giving it the rose tinted stuff and all that ‘They weren’t that bad compared to the crap that’s around today.’ sentimentality. Oh, and that one: ‘At least they were a proper band’.

Well, popular music is so bad now, even Dido or James Blunt sounds good next to the likes of Ed Sheercunt and Titless Swift. But giving Oasis due for being the most unoriginal band in musical history? That’s just taking the piss.

Aside from their notorious bullshitting, staged fights and self mythologizing bollocks, these cunts nicked from other artists time and time again.

Now, I can hear someone say ‘Yeah, we know. T-Rex and the New Seekers’. But there are more of them, fucking loads in actual fact. Everyone from Thin Lizzy to Cliff Richard (straight up) has been pilfered by that unibrowed bluenose knobhead Noel.

And as for them being a ‘real’ band? A band that had four drummers, four bassists, and two rhythm guitarists? As soon as the orignal line-up broke up, it was the Gallaghers and loads of sidemen. It was hardly a magic mix like Daltrey, Townshend, Moon and Entwistle.

If people want to get nostalgic about 90s bands and all that Britpop bollocks, then can find better than them to eulogise. Simple fact is they weren’t very good then and they aren’t very good now.

Here is a complete list of all the songs they nicked. Has to be seen to be believed.

You Tube Link

Nominated by: Norman

There are many reasons why our illustrious PM qualifies as a cunt, but here’s my personal favourite.

Guess what. ‘The British people have had enough’, says Wishy Washy, and makes yet another promise to ‘ crack down’ on illegal migration. Don’t make me laugh, you twat. We’ve been hearing this hot air from the Government for years, and the problem just gets worse year on year.

Speaking of the problem getting worse, old Rushi reckons that migration’s going to get worse due to (you guessed it) ‘climate change’. Nothing to do with the UK being the world’s softest touch when it comes it comes to scrounging then Rishi.

Here’s the thing then. Don’t tell us, show us. You’ve been talking the talk for a long time. Now fucking well walk the walk. Until then fuck off.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Once again the jug eared cunt has crossed my radar.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/bbc-breakfasts-naga-munchetty-fuming-28691363

Goes out on the razz, then gets all hoity about being paid a compliment, wtf.
”You look nice tonight”

How offended would she have been if one of the girls had said that?
But no, it’s a man, therefore a predator. Like she didn’t go out hoping to prevoke this very reaction? Who’s the cunt? Not the bloke.

Her tits must be starting to sag, if she’s resorting to this kind of Fuckwittery.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

OH FUCK ME NOT AGAIN…………….WITH AN ADDED CUNT!!!!!!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me……………….this trio of absolute attention seeking cunts

Well the long streak of piss and his ever loyal, opened mouthed wife have joined forces with the cunt that is Martin Lewis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63917114

Mr Lewis has been a somewhat celebrity on these hallowed pages in recent months, the self gratifying, doom and gloom, let me tell you how to save money while I sip champagne from a cup of my own good fortune cunt, must be wanting to break Richard Branson’s record for any opportunity to get into the press.

The other two, go by the name LadBaby, who I believe I did cunt around this time of year before. He is a six foot something, thick as two short planks, sausage roll singing cunt, and his wife just gazes in amazement that being a fucking chav can actually bring rewards from the gullible British public.

Some may cunt me for cunting them, after all they do a lot for charity, thing is, they love to fucking talk about it at every fucking opportunity, and believe they are some type of celebrities. Well you are, you are celebrity cunts, you can bring the sausage rolls, and Martin can bring the ‘mincing’ pies.

I appreciate Christmas is supposed to be a season of goodwill to all, so why do we have to have this trio of cunts bringing out their version of ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ I and Mrs DryItchy would gladly donate a few quid to stop them releasing a fucking record.

Those three must think it is fucking Christmas every day. I’ll grant you Martin Lewis does offer some good financial advice, but now the cunt believes he can bestow upon us his money saving tips, how to conserve energy, and basically anything else to enable his band of merry followers to worship him. The other two are just a pair of cunts who managed to tap into the lower intellect level of the population……………..if they want to sell more records, they should bring a song out about Sunny fucking Delight.

Nominated by : DryItchyCunt

A cunting for the poor little darlings who got upset over Jeremy Clarkson and a rather well written piece about, who else, MeAgain.

It seems the reference to the game of thrones scene where the ‘shamed’ queen was forced to go through the streets naked and was pelted with shit didn’t go down well.

Clarkson has issued a statement on Twatter, basically ooops sorry, will do better next time, fucking hilarious.

6000 complaints apparently, nice one Jeremy ?

Manchester Evening News Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it