Samuel Brinton (2)

Not content with being a Jade Goody lookalike pervert dressing up as a woman while having a political career (see Eddie Izzard), Mister Brinton is now stealing women’s luggage at airports, presumably to get his fix of women’s fashion without having to pay for it.

Just once you could chalk up to an accidental misdemeanour but he’s been seen on camera now removing luggage tags and walking away with people’s suitcases!

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The pervert also hosted a spanking seminar at a kink conference after stealing the luggage, wouldn’t surprise me if he wore the poor woman’s undies as he did this! This degenerate should not be anywhere near politics, proof that the left will hire anyone to fit a criteria.

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Nominated by: Emma

Card Cloning Thieves

Here I am sat enjoying my Sunday afternoon and I thought I’d have a quick look at my online banking. Some utter cunt has had it away with £1686.42.

What’s odd about this is the first transaction was for SAGA £76.84 the rest was made up of 45 transactions to Hobbycraft. The cunt had sat there for about 9 hours skanking money in £5, £10, £20 £35 and £40 amounts.

I have to say my bank, Barclays, were absolutely brilliant in dealing with it, within 24 hours or so every penny was refunded.

The chances of catching the cunt that did this is virtually nil, the bank is unlikely to investigate further. To be honest I thought the SAGA payment would be easy to trace, the cunts only flog insurance and holidays I reckon.

Todays lesson is not to have too much sat in your current account, which I’ve already addressed. Scum bags, I’d publicly flog them before rubbing lemon juice in the flayed flesh, all this is prior to letting a pack of hound on the cunts.

I know banks get a cunting from time to time, but on this occasion I have nothing but praise for the way I was treated.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

And seconded by: Norman

Superb cunting, Bertram, and seconded by me.

I was once screwed by one of these cunts a few years ago in 2012, and I have refused to do online banking ever since. Even now, I still do it the ‘old way’. People always tell me ‘But… But… It’s the way it’s done now and you need an online account’.

No, I fucking don’t. Yeah, it’s convenient, but it can slso be a pain in the arse. When my brother in law made more than one payment from his online account, his cunt of a bank actually stopped his account, thinking he was a fraud. Yet, it was his account and his fucking money.

Social Tariffs – A Robin Hood Tax

The “Conservative” government is considering introducing “social tariffs”, which would basically mean workers on a decent wage being forced to subsidise those “vulnerable households” through levies on their energy bills.

In essence the government wants to target additional financial help with rising energy bills to specific households rather blanket support where some households really don’t need the extra cash, as we’ve seen with the latest £400 rollout that went to the majority of households throughout the UK.

Exactly how this will work hasn’t been mapped out yet, but experts have warned middle-income earners will face a hike either in their energy bills and/or their income tax (or perhaps even a new energy tax).

They also warned that millions of working households who do not receive benefits could be dragged into fuel poverty because they won’t qualify for the extra support, which to my mind will only act as yet another incentive not to work!

This is yet another example of workers being penalised for having the nerve to actually go to work, earn a wage and pay even more tax in order to keep the ever growing vague definition of “vulnerable” in the comfort zone with least effort from the latter to help themselves.

It is also worth remembering that MPs from all sides of the House probably won’t be affected because if any such “social tariff” is introduced they can claim it as an expense, in a similar way as they do with heating costs generally. You could say they are “well insulated” against they’re own stupid energy policies.

When will this neo-socialism shit ever end?

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Nominated by: Technocunt

Oasis (2)

Now, in certain quarters, this lot are being ‘reassessed’, with people who didn’t used to to like them giving it the rose tinted stuff and all that ‘They weren’t that bad compared to the crap that’s around today.’ sentimentality. Oh, and that one: ‘At least they were a proper band’.

Well, popular music is so bad now, even Dido or James Blunt sounds good next to the likes of Ed Sheercunt and Titless Swift. But giving Oasis due for being the most unoriginal band in musical history? That’s just taking the piss.

Aside from their notorious bullshitting, staged fights and self mythologizing bollocks, these cunts nicked from other artists time and time again.

Now, I can hear someone say ‘Yeah, we know. T-Rex and the New Seekers’. But there are more of them, fucking loads in actual fact. Everyone from Thin Lizzy to Cliff Richard (straight up) has been pilfered by that unibrowed bluenose knobhead Noel.

And as for them being a ‘real’ band? A band that had four drummers, four bassists, and two rhythm guitarists? As soon as the orignal line-up broke up, it was the Gallaghers and loads of sidemen. It was hardly a magic mix like Daltrey, Townshend, Moon and Entwistle.

If people want to get nostalgic about 90s bands and all that Britpop bollocks, then can find better than them to eulogise. Simple fact is they weren’t very good then and they aren’t very good now.

Here is a complete list of all the songs they nicked. Has to be seen to be believed.

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Nominated by: Norman

Rishi Sunak (9)

There are many reasons why our illustrious PM qualifies as a cunt, but here’s my personal favourite.

Guess what. ‘The British people have had enough’, says Wishy Washy, and makes yet another promise to ‘ crack down’ on illegal migration. Don’t make me laugh, you twat. We’ve been hearing this hot air from the Government for years, and the problem just gets worse year on year.

Speaking of the problem getting worse, old Rushi reckons that migration’s going to get worse due to (you guessed it) ‘climate change’. Nothing to do with the UK being the world’s softest touch when it comes it comes to scrounging then Rishi.

Here’s the thing then. Don’t tell us, show us. You’ve been talking the talk for a long time. Now fucking well walk the walk. Until then fuck off.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee