Lord Heseltine (10)

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I’d almost forgotten about this back stabbing old bastard (other than nominating him for the dead pool every time) but I heard him on the radio the other day. Surprise, surprise he was moaning about brexit again……what a terrible disaster, everyone should have listened to me, I am always right etc etc.

Then he was moaning about being “shouted down “ a typical brexiteer trick apparently. No cunt, you were just being asked questions which you couldn’t answer you wanker. I hate this posh, self interested, money grabbing fucking traitor with a passion. Other than Blair probably the biggest cunt ever in British politics. Did you know that he has a son called “Rupert” and a granddaughter called Hermione Grace Dibdin Heseltine?

Arsehole.

Huffington Post

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Andrea “Big Lips” Ivanova (2)

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Another “lovely” lady for the horn section that I thought I’d share this beauty with you all.

I know they must be mentally ill, either that or they have a serious case of beer goggles.

What I really want to know is how can any professional carry out procedures which turn a perfectly lovely person into a comical figure? Why would they unless they are amoral misogynists?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(I bet she gives a good BJ. But given the size of those lips only well endowed blokes like me need apply – Day Admin)

Internet Trolls (4) and Keyboard Warriors

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You’ve all seen the sad news that the missing Mum, Nicola Bulley, has been found deceased. Rip, lass.

There’s been criticism about the police response, nothing new there then, and politicians eager for a soundbite have added their twopennorth worth, bandwagon jumping cunts.

But the real hyenas are these utter cunts, as per the link, trolling her partner, posting stupid images on his social media account.

For fucks sake, why? What possible satisfaction can they get from it?

And the amateur sleuths who turned up while the search was still on, and posted their laughable antics on Twat Tok!

I’ll stop now, I can feel my blood pressure rising.

Wales On Line

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Dead Pool [278]

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Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who has won Deadpool 277 by predicting the sad demise of Betty Boothroyd the Former speaker of the UK house of commons who has died aged 93.Known for her no no nonesense style,she was the first and so far only commons speaker being elected in 1992 and serving for 8 years in the role.

On to Dead Pool 278

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death announcements and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Transgender Couple having a Baby

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What cunts.

A trans man and a trans wimminz are having a child. Needless to say (I can’t believe I just typed that) the trans man is the one giving birth. So a biological wimminz and a biological man are having a child. But they somehow decided to swap roles.

The world is coming to an end. I just hope you have a nice seat to watch the flames. We are all fucked.

BBC News

Nominated by Dark Key Cunt.