After careful consideration, bosses at the RM have decided that despite a 25% drop in letter usage since the pandemic, they’re going to increase the price of a 1st and 2nd class stamps by up to 15% from 3rd April. This means a 1st class stamp will go up from 95p to £1.10p.

Bosses not only blame the drop in letter volume, but also rising costs and record inflation. However, that doesn’t stop the CEO from earning around £400k last year and receiving a £400k bonus on top of that.

How he can justify a bonus that size is fucking amazing given the RM is stuck in the past with its working practices as well as losing money hand over fist.

And then of course the new stamps will have King Fuckwit’s profile, but without a crown. Why? Is he scared he might offend someone? But that’s for another nomination.

Royal Mail. !st Class Cunts!

Sky News

Money Saving Expert

Nominated by: Technocunt

Never heard of the cunt? Me neither until I looked into a new album entitled “I Can Only Be Me” by the beautiful and talented Eva Cassidy. (For those that don’t know, Eva died nearly thirty years ago.)

This grave robber has allegedly isolated Eva’s voice from recordings, and set it to music that he composed.

What’s the matter Chris, can’t your composition stand on it’s own two feet without stealing the voice of a genuine entertainer? Didn’t anyone alive want to warble along to your hacked composition?

It’s had exactly the response he was hoping for, I thought it was a long lost recording, and nearly bought it.

Noise11 News Link

Independent News Link

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

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Oh dear , poor old wokie, weirdo black lezza Lori has had her arse kicked in the Mayoral election. Her share of the vote dropped from 75% to 17% thus becoming the first one term Chicago Mayor for 40 fucking years!

Nothing to do with her wokie policies of defunding the Police and allowing crime to spiral out of control while ordering the coppers to barricade the streets around her mansion. Oh no…..according to Lori it’s all because of misogyny, racism and homophobia.

Of course it is dear…..now trot off to the loony bin and fuck off while you’re doing it.

Arsehole!

Fox News

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Our King is a useless cunt.

Even after Harry’s vindictive and spiteful autobiography and his slut of a wife telling out and out lies about the royals being racist, the jug eared buffoon has apparently invited them to his coronation, despite strong misgivings from his son, William.

What do these two cunts have to do to be fucked off for good? Murder someone? And surely the Grudge Toting Man Baby and his trailer trash slag would be a security risk, because of Little Walt’s remarks about the Taliban?

Charlie is as soft as steaming shite. How many last chances are they going to have? They are irredeemable scum, and they will continue their antics, stunts and bullshit because they know they can get away with it. On your own empty head be it, Charlie. They will use it as a stunt for their own gain, just like they always do…

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Norman

Yet another ugly old harridan in the mould of Thornberry and AnalEase (and they don’t come much mouldier than that old pair of shockers), Sue Gray she of “Partygate” and former barmaid, is trying to hitch herself to the Starmer wagon of poofters, lezzers and trannies, and the hypocritical old pair of Mandy and Blair.

Starmer is such an opportunistic piece of slime – there is no belt below which he is prepared to punch, he is like a disease waiting to spread.

Gray herself is a hypocrite of the first order – a senior civil servant should be impartial, however, it turns out her son has lead an Irish Labour group and is likely to be parachuted into a safe Labour seat at the next election and one of her chief advisers in matters of law with Partygate turned out to be a potty judge of the Labour persuasion.

So much for this woman’s “ethics”. Yet another would-be hobby politician whoring herself to the highest bidder. Another willing arsehole to sit on Starmer’s face – the biggest arsehole of the lot.

New Statesman

The Sun

Nominated by W.C. Boggs.