Dead Pool [284]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of the legendary wrestling champion Superstar Billy Graham who has died aged 79.

On to Deadpool 284

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Gits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Europikeys


Thieving cunts the Europikeys, it seems they are that desperate to pick our pockets and no doubt the benefits system, that even deportation doesn’t get rid of these shit stains.

like shit to a blanket they are virtually un-shift able and no amount of washing powder is going to rid us of these Thieving vermin cunts.
So fellow cunters keep your wallet in a tight grip on your wallet and whatever happens don’t allow yourself to be hugged by a strange woman or you will lose your watch. or something else.

Like coffee coloured vultures they are out their casing the joint as we speak, waiting to relieve so poor fucker of his hard earned….cunts

Daily Fail

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Paul O’Grady


OK, Paul O’Grady aka Lily Savage aka the whining lefty tory hating cunt needs a cunting. Yes he loved dogs but fuck me could he whine, anyone else remember when them evil tories won and he sulked and flounced off loudly announcing he was off to Italy.

Alas it was not to be, they’ve enough drag artists of their own many at a certain former leaders parties er allegedly. Anyway he worked out he wouldn’t have the medias ear in Italy and so spend the next decade whining about Brexit, the evil tories etcetera.

Still it’s quieter now the cunts pushing up daisies.

(Needs a link, but we’ll let it pass on the basis of the over the top fawning when it croaked – NA)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

Owning Some Golliwogs & Running a Pub


Not sure how to make this nom any longer than “Holy SHIT!!! Those bastard golliwogs again?”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65471314

But I guess we need to get used to the routine suppression of anything that looks like an independent mind. Or any public space not pandering to a minority to the exclusion of the majority.

I simply hope cunters will now join me in a total boycott of Heineken, and any beer and anywhere recommended by CAMRA (Unbalanced and hard to swallow, pintsized cunts – ABV 0.001)

(A too short nom and not really explained, but allowed on this occasion simply because this is such an egregious over-reach of authority and pandering to one of the new protected classes – NA)

Nominated by : Komodo

Women’s World Cup Blackout


Well, well well BBC and other broadcasters. It seems filling your schedule with cheap, substandard women’s football is backfiring on you.

You see, FIFA are demanding much bigger subs for the event or they’ll blackout coverage in Europe.

Please make it so.

However, I think the BBC will spunk millions of licence payers cash on showing this shite event, to prove its woke credentials.

Let the event and women’s sport in general stand on its own two feet and stop stealing from the men’s game and the taxpayer.

Fucking thieves.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65453756

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks