International Days


Almost every cunt and cause has now got an ‘International Day’. Women (yes, even those with penises Keir), refugees, the QWERTY+ people (about 365 of them actually) climate action, domestic violence, and even teachers. Lets hope they are not striking, that would be fucking awkward.

I missed World Down Syndrome Day in March and was busy nailing a pigs head to the door of the local mosque on Zero Discrimination Day. Micro-Small and Medium-sized Enterprises Day last month also passed me by. A real banger by all accounts, those crazy kids. Never mind, there is always next year!

Even Sleepy Joe gets a day, National Hairstylist Appreciation Day. Its like Christmas and Donald Trump being indicted rolled into one. A big bouncy bouffant on top of a creeped out eight year old. And who could forget World Alzheimer’s Day? Well Joe probably will.

How about a ‘Shove Your Virtue Signaling International Days Up Your Arse Day’?

Now that I would raise a glass to.

UN Link

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Dead Pool [296]

Congratulations to Paul Masckinback who has won Dead Pool 295 by predicting the sad demise of South Aftican born acteess Doreen Mantle who had a prolific career in the UK but will be best known as Mrs Warboys in One Foot in the Grave.She also starred in Coronation Street and Father Brown amongst many other TV roles.Mantle was 97 and died peacefully at her home.

On to Dead Pool 296

The rules

1)Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily on chronology of death.

Unilever


It just had to happen didn’t it , Unilever agrees to to let Putin conscript their employees to be cannon fodder.
This company which seeks to lecture us on lgbtxyz rights and claims the moral high ground through its dreadful ice cream makers Ben and Jerry has allowed its 3000 employees to get shot at in the name of whatever.

The war started the best part of 18 months ago and the writing was on the wall long before the bullets started to fly. A genuinely caring company would have not gone to Russia in the first place but most of the money grabbing cunts saw the writing on the wall and shut down their operations.; not so Unilever.

The cunts are now reaping the piss poor rewards.

As ever Admin ,I rely on my brighter fellows to provide the appropriate links.

https://myjoyonline.com/unilever-will-let-russia-employees-be-conscripted
(Link provided by Minge Juice Bottler)

Nominated by : Guzziguy.

Delivery Cyclists


Regulars on here know that it’s my considered opinion that cunts on bikes should rot in hell.

You know the types I’m talking about. They race through red lights, pedestrian crossings and pedestrianised areas. They swing from the road to the pavement and back again. They cycle the ‘wrong way’ down the street while using a mobile phone.They ride without lights at night. And so on.

Then you’ve got your lycro loony. They dress up in ‘real cyclists’ outfits that cost a fortune but Spider-man wouldn’t be seen dead in, then ride along the roads in packs, two or three abreast, chatting away to each other, no doubt about the virtues of the latest tyre pump or water bottle.

But there’s a truly special brand of cycle arsehole that occupies a class all by himself. I refer of course to delivery cycle cunts, those reckless bastards from the likes of ‘Just Eat’, ‘Deliveroo’, and ”Uber Eats’. They commit all the transgressions that your ordinary, bog standard cycle cunt commits, just at three times the rate and three times the speed.

We all know why they act the way they do of course. If they followed the Highway Code, each journey would take longer, and time is money. Imo the way some of them carry on constitutes a form of reckless endangerment. How they don’t seriously injure themselves and members of the public more often than they do is a mystery to me.

I don’t know if these cunts are subjected to any form of regulation, but if they aren’t, it’s about time they were. Fucking twats.

Scotsman Link.

Reading Chronicle Link.

links etc ad nausem.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Care4calais (3)

 
Care4calais is a herd of traitorous cunts.

Hasn’t been cunted for three years, so well overdue a recunting.

It’s been under investigation for three years by the Charities Commission, jointly cuntable, too. I can as yet find no conclusions from the investigation, but more on that anon.

C4C sent some of its wimps and wokes to welcome the first tranche of fighting-age economic migrants aboard the Bibby Stockholm at Portland, today. With flowers, shampoo and a map of the area to better facilitate the migrants’ dispersal into the black economy. Let us hope that the shampoo is insecticidal.

Daily Fail

It appears that the same bunch of UK-hating shitstirrers are opposed to the barge. Though not to its actual location off a small town far from their leafy suburbs. That might put them on the same side as the far-right waycist locals who are for some reason scared that this is going to get completely out of hand.

Cunters will not wish to know what proportion of illegal immigrants, who have no right to be here at all, are going to be housed in a few accommodation barges, and half the hotels in the country. In conditions rather more humane than many a UK -born renter or applicant for social housing is likely to see these days. Indeed, with easy access to doctors and dentists, in relatively luxurious conditions…

And C4C claim charitable status as they pursue their insidious objective. Here, there may be a slight problem. I crave CA’s indulgence for a second link:

civil society

The Charity Commission, which is funded by the (legally resident) taxpayer has been sitting on the issue since first advised of C4C’s governance problem in 2020. While the accounts are visible on the Charity Commission website, the source of most of their funding is completely invisible. Begging the question of whether a little palm grease is not coming from Albania or India. It’s certainly not coming from me.

And this question is front and centre: should registered charities be allowed to run political campaigns?

Take home statement:
“A Commission spokesperson told Civil Society News that charities can take part in political activity that supports their purpose and is in their best interests.

“There are many examples where carrying out political activity is the best way for trustees to support their charity’s purpose. However, political activity must not become the reason for the charity’s existence,” they said.”

Slippery, that. If you hand out a few cheap freebies to illegal immigrants that nullifies your nakedly political intention to flood the country with illegals?

Cunts who need a course in citizenship, administered by waterboard and oven.

Nominated by Komodo