The Miss Universe Contest


This is who won. And who came second.

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1678117142942580738

The one who came second? Truly what a beauty. The one who came first. Well really?! She doesn’t look a classical beauty at all.
That’s because she’s a man.

Next stop for Miss Netherlands the The Miss Universe Contest. Wow a man could win Miss Universe.

Miss World comes to mind from days of yore.

I bet if George Best was alive today and still pulling he WOULD actually ‘kick (Miss Netherlands) out of bed’.

Remember the protest at the Miss World competition all those years ago and Bob Hope getting angry…well the women protestors were protesting at the demeaning objectification of women.
Why wasn’t there protests at this competition?

She really is a Beauty the one who came Second.

Yes I think it is perfectly legitimate to have beauty contests.

Yes womanly beauty. You simply cannot fake it. The delicacy of the jaw line. The winner’s jawline is masculine no matter which way you look at it. Her arms aren’t right. Nor his/her chest. Upper chest. It’s bony. Also ‘she’ is showing a ‘bit o’ leg’. But it’s not a lovely long shapely leg that a beautiful woman has. It’s hard and er…not shapely.

I think I’m falling for this second woman. I’d love to be up close with her right now and and feel her soft curvaceous figure burying my head in her luscious…

Hold yourself together lad.

I must calm myself down by thinking of Ann Widdecombe or Margaret Thatcher.

No all I need to do is think of Miss Netherlands-

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1678400946374602754

Nominated by : Miles Plastic

How young is too young?

 
Is it really the role of teachers to introduce our children/grandchildren to the seething morass of wokeness, that posits that men can breastfeed ( oops, we don’t call it breastfeed anymore, except when it suits the agenda) and Mum can have a penis.

Not if Mum waggles it near the Lass, she/it can’t!

I’m about as sick to the back teeth of hearing this load of steaming horseshit, day after day, and so, apparently, are the parents of this Manchester primary school.

I’m listening, I hope others are, too.

Bbc news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Dr Roxy

 
‘Dr Roxy’, real name Katherine Grawe, is an American cosmetic surgeon and a monumental cunt.

This silly tart has had her medical licence revoked for livestreaming operations on TikTok. She was so obsessed with putting on a performance for her 800,000 followers that she ballsed up several ops which required remedial medical treatment to correct. So how about livestreaming your trip to the labour exchange then, Dr Dickhead?

Have a gander at her in action. If nothing else she’ll keep the Horn Section occupied for a while.

ny times

Youtube

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Dead Pool [293]

NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 03: Music legend Tony Bennett arrives for his 90th birthday celebration at the at The Rainbow Room on August 3, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for RPM)

Congratulations Sir Limpy Stoke who has won Dead Pool 292 by picking legendary crooner Tony Bennett who died today aged 96.On to Dead Pool 293.

Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .Its first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chrono1logy of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

#Please only put your nominations on this thread not the previous one#