My brother just died.
I’m trapped in Ukraine.
I’ve just got a new job.
The dole will sanction me.

All above I’ve had.
If your running a business you need to be reliable.
Your customers judge you on it.

If you have employees you expect them to turn up.
Don’t think that’s asking too much.

Today I’m home , I should be doing a removal .
Luckily my customer is happy to postpone till tomorrow.
Why?
The bloke who was due to be my labourer has been stuck in Ukraine!

Too late to find cover ,
The silly cunt.

I notice when people are due to be payed they’re never stuck in Ukraine?
Family never dies on payday?

Funny that.
Maybe on payday my fucking goldfish will die?
Or get stuck in Ukraine?
See how the fuckers like that.

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Link by C.A.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

The Month of October is a cunt.

Not only do the nights draw in and the clocks go back; kids go mental on sugar and additives for Halloween.

It is also the month of the party conferences. Wall to wall bullshit as a general election draws ever closer. Outlandish promises will be made by insincere politicians. Policies which the public knows are never going to be implemented. ‘We will stop open door immigration’ they will say. ‘We will end the crazy policy of giving aid to India.’ ‘We will review Net Zero.’ ‘We will get tough on benefits scroungers.’ ‘We will guarantee no further lockdowns or mask mandates.’ ”We will lower personal taxation.’ ‘Vote for us or that Kweer bloke will get in.’ ‘Vote for us because Ed Davy is a nice man.’

It was in October 1066 that the Frenchies won at Hastings. It was in October 1957 that the Windscale fire heralded the age of atomic disasters. It was in October 1972 that Parliament enacted the European Communities Act which led us into the EC (later the EU). It was in October 1938 that Hitler annexed the Sudetenland. And worst of all, It was in October 1926 that Jimmy Savile was born.

My advice to cunters is to batten down the metaphorical hatches. If the past is anything to go by we are in for one helluva ride…

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Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

I would like to cunt the Grief mongering press banging on an on about Earthquake in Morocco and now Flood in Libya.

Any loss of innocent life, especially kids is never right, But the shithole country that chooses to let its people live in houses on a fault line or flood plane that eont last the next storm let alone flood or quake should expect no less.

Both these governments have squadded billions in aid -and i strangely bet no senior governments family members count in the tens of thousands of Mohammads that have gone to god.

What the press never show us is a picture of the place before the event as from the little i have seen of these places. the rubble looked the same as before the quuake but with less people, and if looking at Libya, from the drain they shot gadaffi in, that had trouble holding that cunts corpse in it let alone handle the impacts of a storm surge.

Quakes and floods in these burrows are not acts of god they are inevitable eventual failure of bad building off the back off bent greasy governments that give less fucks about safety before these events, than what alot of people do after them.

I think Abdul or more surprised the village lasted as long as it diid, not that it fell down when Allah sneezed.

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Nominated by : King Cunt

Yeah ok guys, it’s yours truly Ron here. Again. Some might argue that I spend too much of my time on here, but I crave your indulgence. It’s a case of so many cunts, so little time.

Speaking of cunts…

I was just sent this link by the wife, who’s still laughing with disdain at the latest antics of megacunt Sam Smith;

YouTube Link. (Brian Cox is also a cunt though, eh Ron? – NA)

Now some might argue that he’s just trolling for attention, and they might be right. But personally, I find something extremely creepy about this person’s posturing, bordering on sinister. It’s hard to quantify, he just radiates unsavoury like a fire radiates heat.

There’s being outrageous for effect, and there’s being in need of help. In my opinion, in Smith’s case it’s definitely the latter.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

First Sir Laurence Fox and Dan Wooton get the boot, Now Calvin Robinson has got the bullet, And all because Ava Evans has been offended for the hundredth time.

Well, for a start, all three men are in a no win situation. Ava Evans is the sort of woman who gets offended if a bloke opens a door for her or pulls out a chair for her to sit on. Her blatant misandry and total hatred for (white straight) men is well known. But, of course, the media – mainstream and social – have conveniently overlooked or ignored all the nasty shit that she has said. From her wanting all men to be ‘terrified; to sneering at male suicide statistics. And will she apologise like Fox and Wooton have had to do? Will she fuck. She can say what she wants, when she wants.

Yet Fox, Wooton and Robinson are public enemies numbers 1, 2 and 3. GB News should be backing then up, not carpeting them. GB News was supposed to be the last bastion of British free speech a beacon in a sickeningly woke world. My arse, they are as scared of offending the woke loonies as much as any other media outlet.

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Nominated by Norman.

And in a similar vein, there’s this from Cuntybollocks 

BBC on their high horse

The absolute shower of cunt that is the BBC, have been up in arms over the recent Lawrence Fox fallout. GB News have shamefully shit their pants and have thrown others under the bus in support of twats like ‘Hate (and destroy anyone with a different opinion or who tells a risque joke) not Hope and other cunts, such as the BBC.

Let’s have it right.

The BBC employed Savile, DLT, Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and that recent crocodile tamer cunt, whose crimes are so fucking sick and evil, the media can’t really tell you what he did. It’s too harrowing so I’m not going to go into that here

No, what fucks me off, apart from GB News shitting themselves (they can fuck right off from now) is that I’ve seen countless BBC talking heads moralising over GB News content and presenters in recent days.

Look, Fox’s comment was pretty rude, but fuck it. He’s not been raping dogs until they die or diddling kids for fuck’s sake.

What GB News should’ve done is doubled down and told the Beeb, the Guardian and the bastards at HNH to go fuck themselves, which they probably would if it was possible, unless of course there was a kid or dog in the way.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66963562