I have a real hate for daft cunts who can’t speak properly and use ridiculous made up words. There’s the horrible wigga twats spouting shite like ‘Wifey’ ‘Famz’ ‘Hollibobs’ and the like for a start.?

And now wankers are using the term the Metaverse. There is no such fucking thing and no such word. Some cunt has recently made it up. But now loads of mongs online are using it, just to appear clever. And that’s another thing: bellends who use words to make out they are smart when they aren’t.

That musical tree fairy Taylor Swift does it all the time. Thinks she can elevate a disposable and crap pop song into high art by cramming it with words like narcissism and altruism. Glaringly obvious it’s forced and a miserable attempt to look like a serious songwriter.

But ‘ordinary’ people are bad for it too. Some knob last week asked me if I thought the ‘new’ Beatles (apologies for mentioning them again) single was ‘canon’.

I pointed out that – first of all – the Beatles were a rock band. Not part of some sad cunt magnet cinematic universe, like Marvel or Star Wars.

I then said, do I think this new record is authentic and a genuine collaboration between all four members of the band? No, because two of them are long dead. They ceased to exist as a group in 1970.

The pillock replied,’That’s what I was trying to ask.’

But he didn’t ask properly. Canon…. For fuck’s sake…?

No link. Just me witnessing these pricks.?

Nominated by: Norman

(Gen Zed Word Up Shite – Day Admin)

Oh what a gay day!.. Time I think to offer duckie congratulations to the darling of the Champagne Socialists, and to Mr. Reinaldo Avila da Silva in particular for finally making an honest woman of Mrs daSilva.

Belfast Telegraph

You might think that this late entry into matrimony might signal the end of the slimy buggers political career, but don’t you believe it – prominent at the wedding was Anthony Blair, who can never resist a free piss-up,and of course both he and the blushing bride are great friends of the Blair wannabe Starmer. Ominous that both have clambered back into the limelight at the time when Starmer looks a show-in for the big job.

Meanwhile, I am sure they re enjoying a really bona honeymoon, inspecting each others rings, with the honeymoon suite smelling of roses, KY Jelly and hemorrhoidal ointment. What a pity it wasn’t a summer wedding during the cricket season and young (51) Reinaldo could have taken his pensioner wife up the Oval.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Yawn, this old chestnut again, I am so sick of hearing about these fuckers banging their waaaysist bongo, s about their arrest.

So basically a car was being driven so badly it required a pull, apparently weed could be smelt and then the people within the car pulled the (do you know who I am shit) and wouldn’t comply with the requests of the law until the coppers had to man handle these cunts, who happen to be athletes and blick.

Same as any other fucker would have got in the same situation, act like a cunt and you get what you get in my book, no matter what shade you are, you brought it on yourselves ya cunts, handy tip, in future just let them do their job and as long as there is no wrong doing, knives, drugs, stolen property you will be on your way soon enough.

But noooooooo you had to go down the screaming and performing like a cunt and make a small problem into a huge issue and the fact that you have taken this to the media is proof enough of the deluded attention seeking attitude you have developed whilst waiting for a 200 year old appoligy.

Sky news

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

The gent in the picture above is not a cunt, but the poor fella that was on the receiving end of the assault C.A.

I’ll make this brief.
You may or may not have heard of the 78 year old veteran who was assaulted in Edinburgh by pro Palestinian supporters.
He was doing what he does every year ,namely sell poppies and remembering those who died.
A crowd of terrorist supporters descended on Edinburgh Waverley station at the weekend and a few thought it would be fine to assault this veteran.

Now to say my piss was on steam mode after reading this is an understatement.
Personally, if I’d been there and witnessed this I’d probably be behind bars by now because no force on earth would have stopped me launching my 6ft 1in 175lb carcass at those fuks and inflicting major bodily harm.

Hamas supporters are cunts and anyone assaulting a poppy seller is way beyond a cunt.
Feel free to give them a more suitable name.

Oh one more thing, I noticed that they crowd was composed of the usual suspects . Ragheads,women from leafy suburbs on a guilt trip for being comfortable and snowflake student types brain washed by their trendy lefty lectures.
Those are the same ones with gay,dyke etc…friends who supports wimmin’s rights.
Try that in Palestine, or any Muzzie rathole, you won’t last five minutes.
These people are ill informed, treasonous, cowardly trash.

Cunts one and all.

The Sun

Nominated by Uttercunt, link by Ron Knee.

Rochdale Cenotaph Desecrators
By Ron Knee.

This nomination has been added here to go out at the appropriate time as the above because it covers the same disgusting lack of respect for our fallen hero’s. C.A.

The chap in the photo is replacing the wreaths and not the vandal. C.A.

Good God above, how low is it possible to go?

The Cenotaph in Rochdale has been desecrated by vandals, who’ve damaged commemorative wreaths and spray-painted the memorial, including (guess what) the words ‘Free Palestine’.

I’m pleased to hear that the Cenotaph has now been cleaned and the wreaths replaced, and at the time of posting, is under guard by police.

Which brings us to the unspeakable, shit-for-brains cunts responsible for these gross acts. Apparently a couple of arseholes have had their collars felt, but I’d wager that in the end, they’ll get off with a slap on the wrist, particularly if it turns out that they’re of a certain ethnic persuasion.

My suggested sanction for these morons? Ten minutes alone in a room with three or four gentlemen from the Paras or the SAS, and I’m not talking about ‘a quiet word’ in their shell-like ears either.

Enough of this shit already.

Rochdale online

Last post additional link by C.A.
Youtube

Getting the right arsehole over this spreading No Name game. The Show With No Name. The Pub With No Name. Comedy Improv With No Name. The Panto with No Name. The Curry House With No Name (signature dish No Name Masala I kid you not). The Gin With No Name for crissake (but oh so very expensive) with its twee hand filled reusable chunky glass bottles. The Gender With No Name.

Talking of that fuckabilly I was upstairs on the bus the other day and within six inches of my nose a couple sat down. A couple of what? Now there you have me. A pair of non-identifying nose ringed, pierced and inked with ratty hair that’s been bleached and colour rinsed in old horse piss….well a pair of those.

One pig fat and smelling of sweet pork and the other with its fanny whiffing of cheese, much younger and elfin small wearing old school NHS glasses. The little elf giggled a lot and lowered its eyes in submission as it reached forward and took sweets one by one from Mamma Pigs huge handbag. Mamma Pig every so often would lick its lip pins and waggle one fat finger to establish control.

They jabbered and lisped away in what I took to be Ukrainian (pretty sure because lots down my way) and then I twigged. Took a while because this lifestyle is usually pretty well hidden even in hedonistic and ugly Brighton. A touch of the old dominants and submissives, another Club With No Name. A bit extreme even for my old arse – but inject a bit of Nazi leather, oh yes.

So where to go to from here – the Beckhams and Gwinnie Paltrow having a last swing at child bearing with The Child With No Name? Many of those cunts appearing in Courts up and down the land already.

“I self identify as The Person With No Name Your Honour”

Plenty in my family down the centuries but we have a name for them – Bastards. So if any brain drooling trendy cannot think of a name for its enterprise I offer a choice of the following, all copyright free:

Cunting, bollocks, shite arsed, dick fuck, anal retentive, pox cock, fanny fumbler, minge and juice….oh I don’t know I could be cutting off my own foreskin giving away some of this golden creative.

“Coming for a swift half dahn the Minge and Juice mate?”

Now that has traction.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke