I’ve always been an admirer of anyone who can make a rational, constructive contribution to a debate on any subject of interest. The current hot topic is, of course, the Israel-Hamas conflict, about which many calm and measured responses have already been made.

One particularly rational addition to the discourse has been made by those critical thinkers who’ve taken to spraying mice in Palestinian colours, and then hurling boxes full of the pesky little rodents into branches of McDonald’s. The IsAC fraternity will surely agree that this action has brought some much-needed insight into this appallingly difficult problem.

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Meanwhile, in a related story from Narthurn Oirelund, another well-meaning contributor to the discussion has apparently been photographed parading about in a Hamas outfit. As you do for a bit of fun on Halloween in that calm and laid-back part of the world.

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You’ve not only got to admire the intellectual capacity of these individuals; you’ve also got to admire their sense of style. They’re helping to bring calm to troubled waters, and for that we should be truly thankful.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(More about the mice and why Maccy D’s were targeted here – Day Admin)

(Blimey, no wimminz to be seen here! – Day Admin)

Oh dear, these “strong and independent” wimminz we are all told about can’t take a bit of sexual banter and cheeky cunts getting a bit “handy” without crying like……err……well like girls to be honest.

I’ve worked with and known plenty of birds who don’t take shit from anyone ; you cross the line and you get called a wanker, slapped round the chops or kneed in the bollocks.

None of them ran to HR …… but that was before compo was invented of course.
These wimminz want to be in the military and to be EQUAL but they can’t cope with normal, everyday banter and behaviour.

What are they going to do when Charlie Chan or Johnny Abdul turns up and insists on a three way, all holes filled? Moan to the fucking BBC?

Good luck with that one bitches.

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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

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(Fuck to using a Mathew Perry pic our Jennifer is far more appealing. C.A.)

(Goatfuck – originally a WWII US military term for operational chaos later morphed into a shorthand for journalists and photographers climbing over each other with ladders to get a story. We make no allegations of a porn type nature. The term references goats climbing over each other in sexual frenzy)

Started over the weekend, newsflashes with dramatic music showing helicopters revolving over a house being besieged by police patrol cars and over excited reporters.

Then the usual quotes, “Tributes pouring in”, “World’s Greatest Comic”, “Comedic star of Friends, tragic loss”, “Death in pool”, “Death in hot tub”, “Tsunami of Grief” then name attached “Matthew Perry dead at 54, Jennifer Aniston inconsolable”.

Sense of relief to get the name but also deeply puzzled. To me helicopters whirling over house = Cliff Richard, death in pool = Michael Barrymore, “Worlds Greatest Comic” = Bob Hope/Max Wall/Your Choice but definitely not Perry.

But Matthew Perry?? Who the F?, What the F? And so it continues, leading on Early Morning News soft shit shows “Tragic Soul”, “Battle with Drugs”, “Just out of Rehab”, “Police confirm death by drowning”.

So there you have it, another druggy minor showbiz cunt who can’t hack it. Why has that common event knocked all other news off the telly? Is it summertime silly season when there is not much news about and the media insert lots of trivia?

Forgive me but this is October so what about ethnic cleansing in Ukraine and other Rooskie shite, a certain kerfuffle in Israel, ongoing climate disasters in Argentina, India and a little local flooding and storms devastating Blighty? Storm Ciaran ba ba boom.

Perhaps I am missing something. I often do. Is Matthew Perry the Messiah in mufti , Is Jennifer Aniston actually pregnant, or is it a Virgin Birth and they are just Friends?. Boom boom.

Call me a cynical old cunt but I do have a little experience in such matters. American comedy shows are legendarily written by a team of gag writers. They put the funny lines in the mouths of the actors and the directors rehearse them for camera and position them and give then the all important timing without which nothing is funny (in a good way).

Bob Hope is a good example, humourless in life he was totally reliant on his teams of gag writers and cue cards who travelled with him around the world.

There was that wonderful moment (available on YouTube) when he was hosting a Miss World Contest live on TV and the fems invaded and stole his cue cards. Old Bawb was reduced to a shambling shell unable to think of anything to fill in.

Director had to pull the plugs until Bawb is rehearsed into a new script. The only thing that makes Bawb stand out against other comics is that he did not top himself and lived to 100.

I know. I had the cunt in the pool.

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Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

Here are the two non-phobias the fake ones made up to shut down discussion and enforced ruthlessly by the Plods and fascist-left going after soft targets who won’t riot or call them waaaayycist or “phobic”, while the real cunts get a free pass, unless it really cannot be swept under the carpet as it’s too visible.

To whit:-

A phobia is an IRRATIONAL fear, these two are clearly bogus.

1. Islamophobia, how is it “irrational” to fear being attacked, injured, raped, kidnapped, mutilated, blood-libelled and beheaded by these cunts.

Everything now revolves around not offending the cunts and abasing ourselves making apologies for hating everything about their perverted prophet and sick religion of death, demonstrated amply by the hordes of cock-suckers-for-Palestine terrorising all and sundry. Perhaps the word IslamoNAUSEA is more appropriate, we’re sick of it and the perverted psychopathic cunts who promote it.

2. Transphobia. The latest sacred cow of the deranged LGBTQWERTYPLUSVAT and their leftist, Islington middle-class camp followers.

No-one “fears” cunts like Eddie Izzsoft in his lippy and matching granny outfit. He’s a figure of self-imposed ridicule, who when you snigger at the old granny, accuses you of a “phobia”.

The fear is genuine when the Cult of Trans grooms and damages naïve and immature young children or mentally ill misogynistic men, accuse us of “phobias” when we object to these sick perverts invading spaces intended for real women. Worse still when the PlodCunts go after anyone who objects to cock-in-frock predators being indulged in their fantasies putting women and children in danger.

Right, those are the two FAKE “phobias, here is a REAL phobia, one that is completely irrational:

1 Judeophobia or Jewphobia. Also known as Israphobia and Ziophobia.

Jews pose no threat and never have. It’s all made up shit by ignorant cunts looking for a scapegoat for their own fucking failure, 3500 years worth of shit because Jews wouldn’t convert to their version of God bothering.

The demonstrations by cock-suckers-for-Palestine and sundry other cunts, threatening Jews and Israel for fucking defending themselves, after Hamas Nazis killed over 1400 civilians including babies, just for being Israeli and or Jews shows the cunts for what they are.

At least the fucking Nazis hid their crimes, the Hamas PaliCunts videoed and live-streamed to show how proud they were killing and raping for their fucking religion as written in their little book of death.

A POX on the lot of them.

Sorry Admin, if this is a bit long, have mercy and grant this sincere and well deserved cunting.(No worries, Mate. Good concise nom – Day Admin)

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Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh.

Apparently, this quote was attributed to Winston Churchill. I always think of this quote, and today was when it hit the hardest.

I was at a till, paying for some food, when a man pushed his hand past my back to get something. I pointed out that there was no need for that, and he responded with a torrent of abuse.

I quickly determined from his behaviour and appearance that he was probably a drug dealer, so I moved away. I was shaken by the fact he was probably a criminal, but more so disturbed by the fact he had his son with him.

These cunts are breeding. This cunt will turn his child into an extension of himself, and he will probably be a cunt too. No doubt he uses the poor boy to do things for him.

I have known this for a while and seen many other cases, but this one is one of the most stark and sobering.

What a terrible world we live in.

Nominated by: Angryman

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With a fascinating link supported by: Herman Jelmet