No, no, no. This is not the same ole, same ole Ji Jing Joe is a Coffin Dodger yada, yada, yada…
This is about Joe…the Presidential Love Machine.
Have your barf bags at the ready cunters because the news is out. Here’s Megyn Kelly with her quests Emily Jashinski and Eliana Johnson (aka ‘the EJs’ to her regular viewers):
Jesus H. Christ Himself in a Jerusalem Cat House! The fucking Democrat propagandists in the MSM have no fucking shame!
I’m not sure there’s really anything else to say except:
OMG! Show me to a Barfitorium!
Nominated by General Cuntster.
‘He’s hornier than my 19-year-old.’
Brilliant!
Thanks for that, General. Brightened up a dull day.
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Wanksy
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Jackson Bollock.
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I wanna bloody hot dog now.
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I’m amazed that the poor old sod can remember what to do with it.
Surely this guy’s not going to run for office again?
Morning all.
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@ronknee at least he’ll get a vote, seeing as he’s virtually victor meldrew and most of his votes came from beyond last time 😩…😂
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There’s no doubt in my mind that Shuffling Joe was on a very string cocktail of stimulants when he gave his State of the Onion address..
So he’s also on an industrial strength course of viagra that enables him to force out a small quantity of dust into his wife’s mummified vag.
One million times better than Cottaging Tony Bliar.
Cheers General!
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Well they say its like riding a bike..
And the daft old cunt can’t do that without falling off, or climb stairs up and down or even leave a stage..
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I thought we’d already had a nom about old fossils?
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Joe fuckin Biden . What a load of Cunt.
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All that hair sniffing of kids gives Sleepy Joe the’orn.
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Weirdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELwYdEtkm7s
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Can’t wait for the old hair sniffing toddler magnet to debate The Donald. Brilliant…
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Won’t happen.
Joe’s handlers would be terrified to let him off the leash.
He’s just a face for the fuckers actually running the place.
Biden and Trump would be pretty much bringing a knife to a gun fight.
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I note the odds-on favourite to win this year’s Presidential election is the Grim Reaper, with his slogan: “Make America Grim Again”.
😁
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Due to ill health and being wide awake in the early hours the other morning, I heard his State ‘o’ the nation speech live.
Fuck me, they must have pumped the raddled old cadaver full of more ‘uppers’ than you find on any given day at the Glastonbury festival of performing arts.
Higher than a kite on a windy day,
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Didn’t read the article. Reading about old widge will put me off my Sunday dinner.
I DESPISE this old cunt, though. I genuinely hate what he’s done to our world and the United States. In fact, I’ve never felt so virulently about a politician.
When he carks it, I’ll open a nice bottle and have a cigar. Boris Johnson is a close second. I’ll happily push him out of the plane over Avdiivka personally.
If people genuinely cannot see how much of a fucking shit show Biden’s administration has been and/or are still trotting out the “not Trump, though” line, they need lobotomising.
Apart from that, I do hope everyone’s well and enjoying their Sunday! 😁
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Biden on the job? Sounds like a theme for a Gunther Von Hagens exhibition.
https://www.alamy.com/body-worlds-amsterdam-is-part-of-a-more-significant-set-of-exhibitions-created-by-dr-gunther-von-hagens-image361042459.html
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She call me Mr bidenbastic, tell me fantastic..
Mr. Lover lover, hahaha
She tickle on me bad back, she says I’m Mr. Boom-boom-boom-boom..
The only thing sleepy is shagging is the American people..
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Joe Bidens sex life? Bet that took some dusting off. Hunters carrying on the family tradition now.
https://youtu.be/i1h3Ws3f1xs?feature=shared
Joes got hairy legs, they turn blonde in the sun.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/jHhxjL5NosETGVab/?mibextid=KsPBc6&startTimeMs=1000
The demon rats are ahead of the republicans on sleeze and corruption but I expect the Republican Party will fight hard to win the title back.
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In the words of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, “You climb obstacles like old people fuck”.
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Hahaha! Never heard that before. Made me genuinely laugh!
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Hartman was right!
Biden is “…the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.”
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The HORROR! The HORROR!
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Shortly after I wrote this nomination there was a follow up story that says Dr Jill is quite chagrined when Jerk Off Joe starts bragging to the White House Staff about is sexual exploits with her.
https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/joe-biden-often-brags-about-good-sex-with-dr-jill-that-could-be-a-sign-of-dimentia/
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When it comes to links I have dementia.
https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/joe-biden-often-brags-about-good-sex-with-dr-jill-that-could-be-a-sign-of-dementia/
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You don’t say. 😃
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“At least it’s not Trump”
Said every numb in the head, soft cocked, limp wristed cunt ever.
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To be fair to Joe, when he recently had his hands all over Eva Longoria, I for one was quite envious.
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Eva could make me even longorer
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