Belle Gibson …

… is a liar and a cunt because of what she lied about

She claimed to have cancer that she had “cured” by a diet and herbal remedies. She conned people out of hard-earned cash for her “cancer beating book”, when she had never been diagnosed with cancer.

I don’t know about any of you, but my lovely Mum was diagnosed with breast cancer, and if tearing the world in half could have saved her, I’d have done it.

Instead, she died within 19 days of being admitted with “swollen ankles”, and spent most of that time in a morphine induced comma.

I wonder how many desperate people bought this cunts book, hoping to help their loved ones.

I hope there’s a special place in Hell for Ms. Gibson, and all the snake oil sellers who prey on the desperate.

Cosmopolitan

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

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NatWest – Carbon Wank Bank

NatWest – these cunts have been a thorn in my side for many years, the only reason that I haven’t closed my account is that I dread to think what a mess they would make of it ( for instance, it took about 10 years to get them to remove Flat 3 from my address, I did not live in a flat and there were none in the place).

However, they are determined to increase their cuntishness – not satisfied with harassing Nigel Farage and closing accounts of people they disapprove of, they are now inviting customers to use their mobile app, which helpfully keeps an eye on your carbon footprint and notes when you have been purchasing meat products.

You don’t need to be a weatherman to see which way the wind is blowing here, and how all this information might be used for sinister purposes. I gather that they are about 40% owned by the taxpayer so you would think they would have a bit of humility about their policies and PR, but seemingly not.

If anyone needed an example of why using cash is a good thing, this is it. I’m sick to fucking death of companies who don’t know their place and think they are entitled to sit in judgment on the public.

Every cunt should withdraw all their money, and then write to NatWest to say they spent it on an orgy of sausages, steak and petrol.

(Trouble is, all the main banks will probably follow suit. – Day Admin)

MSN

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

Who Are You Calling a Nazi? & The left changing language to suit their narrative

 
Everyone has their own ideas about Nazis and their ideology but in recent years the term has been hijacked by the Left as a catch-all slur to brand anyone who doesn’t conform to their narrow-minded worldview. Much like “racist” or “far-Right” it has been so diluted to mean anything they want it to mean.

The great irony is that those throwing the term around are often guilty of similar behaviour than those they are accusing. Following the EU referendum David Lammy branded Tories “Nazis” and compared Brexit to the rise of Hitler. Similarly unhinged whiny gobshite Terry Christian said that Brexit voting pensioners should be denied flu shots and forced to endure food shortages while Nigel Farage was recently debanked by NatWest for political wrongthink.

Not to be outdone, over in the U.S, congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wanted to set up the Trump Accountability Project, a leftist shit list of Trump voters designed to ostracize them from polite society for exercising their democratic rights. Meanwhile Al Jolson enthusiast Justin Trudeau was busy arresting and freezing the bank accounts of “Nazis” who took part in the Freedom Convoy, a mass protest against draconian Covid mandates. And lets not forget New Zealand’s Jacinda Ardern who said “we will continue to be your single source of truth” during the response to the pandemic. If only Goebbels and the Nazi Party had had a Twitter account.

Then there is course Antifa, the sinister black clad SJW’s who do their masters bidding out on the streets. Beatings, arson, looting, rioting and shutting down political dissent ..the comparisons with Hitler’s enforcers the Brownshirts are hard to ignore.

This isn’t to compare Nazism of the 1930’s and 40’s to today because you can’t but there is a different kind of woke tyranny in the 21st century anglosphere and unfortunately there is no Winston Churchill or Franklin D. Roosevelt just cunts like Sunak and the hair sniffing Alzheimer’s riddled old twat across the pond.

Washington Post

On a lighter note, who says the Nazis didn’t have a sense of humour?

Youtube

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

In a similar vein about how the left have changed language to suit their own narrative below from Barry zuckercunt.

Lefties changing the meaning of words to suit their narrative..

Over the past ten years we have heard so much about people and families in poverty, to highlight how wicked this government is.

I take it poverty wasn’t hitting home.
So now it destitute.
According to the guardian “no surprise there ” four million people are destitute.

Now don’t get me wrong there are people in dire straits.

But what boils my piss is every thing is taken at face value.
These people pleading poverty “oops sorry destitution ” never have their finances scrutinised.
A quick glance at their outgoings would soon put that to bed..

So being destitute nowadays is only having sky sports not the movie package..
And only one takeaway a week..

Fat mums saying how they skip meals so the kids can eat. When said cunts haven’t skipped a meal in ten years.

Victorian workhouse it ain’t..

Guardian

London Rickshaws

 
These tourist traps and tasteless monstrosities richly deserve a cunting.

London traffic is bad enough without these things clogging up the streets. They are an eyesore and a traffic hazard. Selfridges on Oxford Street, as well as other areas, seems to be a meeting place for them. There they can be seen in all their tasteless glory, bicycle rickshaws in various revolting hues and decor, some with pink fur lined interiors and fluffy dice, most blasting out tasteless Arabic or Latino dance music at ear splitting volumes. These contraptions are nearly always driven by shady Middle Eastern or South American types and they have the driving skills to prove it.

As if this wasn’t bad enough, the contraptions are uninsured, unlicensed and unregulated. There are tourist nightmare stories of gullible fools getting into these and being charged a few hundred pounds with menaces at the end of the journey. And how tourists can be seen in these embarrassing conveyances is difficult to understand. I would have to put a brown paper bag over my head.

These things belong in the Third World, not London. Oh, hang on, London is the Third World….

Metro

Nominated by MMCM.

Cryptocurrency (2) and Sam Bankman-Fried

Now that the Czar of Cryptocurrency Sam Bankman-Fried – you know him of the iffy ‘70s footballer perm – has been sent down in America as a dodgy cunt, a fraud and a liar, I restate my previous position.

Betting on the gee gees with Lester Piggott or blowing my wad at a Chinese Casino, would be more ethical than entering into the anonymous cash free world of Crypto Mining and fungible CC (CryptoCurrency is fungible because it can be exchanged for other currencies) and non-fungible tokens (exist only as a line of code in a block chain).

Who owns the Crypto-currency Exchanges? Er nobody, at least in a legal sense.

Who owns the CC held in them? Er nobody, at least in a legal sense.

Is there an address I can go to to draw my CC out if I want to? Er no, at least not in a legal sense. In order to “Cash Out” you have to first sell your CC to an intermediary such as a website like Coinbase

I’m starting to like the sound of this, how do I start mining CC for myself and others? Get yourself a remote warehouse and fill it with vast numbers of PCs running 24/7 then install remote terminals all over the World where punters insert cash and see it vanish in exchange for a Non Fungible Token – lines of code sent to your CC account.

Er you can’t, at least not in a legal sense.

Mob and other underworld connections would help though. How do I find those? Try the Dark Web or just inside the kitchen door of a Chinese or Italian restaurant.

Interesting factoid. Law enforcement agencies searching for illegal CC Exchanges either employ vast teams of cyber analysts online to trace the dealings or just send in the heavy mob to any remote premises that have started to use large amounts of electricity. An indication of Raves, Cannabis Farms and CC Mining or all three.

Now Bankman-Fried (subject to appeals and lawyers) is going down for a very long time in the Yankee penitentiary system good news is that he will be soon experiencing the old fashioned jail currency of AC (Arse Crypto) and DC (Dick Crypto).

The BBC version of the story and pictures of the scruffy cunt in whiffy sneakers:
BBC News

Nominated by: Official Suspect