Potholes (3), Mosques and the SNP (3)

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Cunters, are you keen to develop your 4×4 driving skills by negotiating the challenging terrain of broken, torn-up roads? Would you like to put your roll-bars to the test? Well there’s no need to go off-grid, just head for Glasgae, the UK’s pothole capital, or Edinburgh, which is running in second place.

You’d think, wouldn’t you, that the Jockistan ‘government’ (haha) might take a break from deleting their WhatsApp messages and dish out some dosh to their SNP comrades on Glasgae cooncil so they could fill in some potholes.

Not so. Instead they’re handing 6-figure sums to a mosque linked to the terrorist state of Iran to ‘support awareness of climate change issues’ amongst the ragheads. I think we can assume the SNP has carried out its customary due diligence to ensure the money is spent correctly, just like the £600 million they’ve pissed away on their ferries farce.

Oh yes, and any news yet from Jockplod about the £667,000? Don’t hold your breath.

Cunts.

Scottish Daily Express

Scottish Sun

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

44 thoughts on “Potholes (3), Mosques and the SNP (3)”

  1. Money given to underagd girl-raping, smelly, cousin-marrying terrorists now that the country is nominally run by one?
    What a surprise.
    The porridge wögs ought to use tarmac made ftom melted muzzıes to fill the potholes, kill two birds with one stone.
    Good morning Gents.

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    • Or make carpet kissers unconscious by applying their kryptonite:
      Bacon scented soap.
      Pop the snoozing cunt into a large pothole and run it over with a steamroller.
      This scheme to be ‘rolled out’ across the rest of the UK, starting with Bradford.

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  3. There’s some massive potholes out there.

    They’ll fuck you up.
    A costly garage visit.

    Sheffield used to be like driving in Kyiv, but they seem to of sorted some of them,

    It used to be a poor man’s Grand Canyon with people stopping to admire the view from the edge.

    You’d think campervan enthusiast Wee Nicky would of prioritised the potholes in Scotland but no.

    That £667,000 probably went on her garage bills.

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  5. Most Muslamîc cunts like to shit on the pavement so some of this grant money should be spent encouraging these bath-dodgers to aim for the pot-holes. They’d only have to hitch up their pyjama-nightgowns.. It would provide a real-life game of Frogger for motorists. Traffic calming.

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  7. I have lived in Glasgow for nearly all my life, and let me tell you it’s not just the potholes but the state of the pavements as well. Filthy cesspit of a city, hell we even have rats out the backyard for fucksake.
    The council are a bunch of corrupt, self entitled cunts that should be should be put to death by firing squad in George Square.

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    • This isn’t my first nomination about Scotland barney, and while it’s easy for us English to poke fun at you lot north of the border, I’ve nothing against the Scots per se. I’m half Scottish myself.

      Indeed I lived and worked in Scotland in the 1990s and at times had to visit Glasgow on business. I really liked the place and found Glaswegians to be hospitable and with a great sense of humour. From what I hear now, however, attitudes towards the English hardened during the Independence referendum, and while anti-English xenophobia always existed in places, the SNP have turned it mainstream. Sadly I doubt I’d find Glasgow so friendly today.

      You Scots deserve better than the SNP.

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      • Why the fuck are the English always blamed for Scotland not being independent, it’s not like we get a fucking vote. Personally, I’d be happy to say “piss off, all the best” and watch them desperately try to join the EU to carry on getting disproportionate allowances.

  9. This is a shame.

    Imagine two dykes in a motorhome having to cancel their tour of Scottish fisting boutiques because they fucked their suspension in a gaping hole in the road.

    Who’s to pay for that now?

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  10. Dearie me, It was never like this in the days when Scotchland was ruled by the gorgeous, pouting Queen McNicola. Things have clearly gone downhill fast. Perhaps that nice chap King Samon the Sweatie could be enticed back to sort things out? Just jocking (geddit?!!), things have been going downhill north of the border ever since 1307.

    Good morning, everyone.

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  11. Apologies Barney for my remarks on Scotland, I often ” including this year” tour on the motorbike and love it ( apart from the midges).

    But, how the fuck did your population swallow all that SNP lying bullshit..

    You have a total population of around 5 million, if you do the maths independence would be a disaster..

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  12. Roll on the next election and a labour landslide, the whole country will be soon like Glasgow, if it isn’t already. The recent bye elections showed the labour vote didn’t increase and actually fell in one constituency, yet they still won easily, cos 70% of the population are so utterly disillusioned and disenfranchised by main stream politics they can’t be arsed to vote for these self serving cunts.

    You have to hand it to the muzzies, they infest and infect slowly at first, until they reach a level of population where they can become more vocal and gain influence. In jockland it’s all been done under the radar as the scotch racist hatred of the English was exploited by the SNP and hides the true agenda.

    Who’d a thunk in 2024, the ‘first minister’ of Scotchland was called Hammza.

    As for pot holes, spray paint a giant Fluorescent cock and balls around to warn other motorists.

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  14. You could just see Sturgeon loved the power and used it with relish during her daily covid press conferences just as that little wanker Hancock did.
    Tinpot little Hitlers but now crys she wishes she wasn’t leader during the crisis.
    Now a Muzzie in charge. What an absolute clusterfuck of a country Scotland has become. Sad.

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  15. Mosques, the only climate awareness they will need is how much petrol is required to burn the fucking things down (best day Friday).

    Use the molten P*ki cunts to fill the potholes.

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  16. Instead of wasting time making laws in parliament that say Rwanda is a safe place, Rishi Sunak should pass a law stating that potholes are a safe place for illegals to live in. This would not only save the taxpayer £8Million a day on 4Star hotel bills but also fill the potholes at a stroke. Might even act as a deterrent to some of the dinghy scum thinking of coming here to blight Blighty. Just a thought.

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  17. Most UK councils are the same shower of shit.
    Their priorities are usually as follows…

    Spunk money on decorating the town hall.
    Keep favoured property developers sweet in return for brown envelopes and free holidays.
    Ensure the mudslimes are well catered for and left to get on with whatever they want.
    Spend vast amounts of council tax income on speed humps and cycle lanes.
    Blow even more on green initiatives. Usually involving companies that a family member has a financial interest in.
    Make sure there’s enough left to pay the fat sweaty coppers their gold plated pensions.

    And finally, at the very bottom of the list, comes you and me and the services we pay for.
    The whole system stinks.

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  18. Crumbling roads to go with the Crumbling economy, and the porous borders..

    Maybe the beatles were mystics when they wrote about 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire..

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  20. Wasn’t there an article not that long ago, about an individual filling in potholes close to their own property and foolishly fined for it, instead of doing something positive, such as giving illegal immigrants a roof over their heads. Better still, what about about filling in the holes with the not wanted. The only bed and board I think they are fit for.

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  21. It as reached tipping point, so many pot holes it is impossible to repair them before more appear.
    The establishment don’t want the fucking peasants to drive, why do you think they fly everywhere.
    The cunts.

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  23. Where I live there is a pothole epidemic. The public outcry has resulted in faster pothole patching after heavy rain but the real solution is to resurface of course. Always the money issue comes up. Well maybe if you didn’t have to pay those fat lezzoz to go ‘round inspecting recycle bins to make certain people haven’t dared to discard a water bottle with the fucking lid still on it, you could fund the much needed resurfacing! I don’t recycle. Fuck them. Too many rules to follow and I can’t be bothered. Recycling is bullshit anyway. Most ends up in trash. It’s only to appease the mob that claims we are killing the planet.
    I digress. Potholes are a cunt. Good nom.

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  24. Surrey is bad enough for pot holes, give tge road task being paid by owners of Range Rocers, Jags and Porsches and near Woking, the occassional Martian tripod (the McLaren tech centre is near Horsell common – don’t tell me that’s a coincidence).

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  25. Last year I had £250 of suspension damage not by pot holes but by a speed bump.
    It’s on a curve and I was only doing 5mph and it broke a spring, and arm requiring replacement and realignment. And a nail in my tyres (£90 to repair) at the sodding recycling centre!

    I can only think the popularity of the SNP was only due to being the least shit of all the political parties including Labour. Tony Blair wrecked Labour’s chances for years.

    The SNP’s Party Political Broadcasts are laughable. I had to add some captions to this one:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ribIYny_YTg

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  27. The SNP’s theme tune should be a remake of the old Jacksons track…

    Don’t blow it on the cities.
    Don’t blow it on the potholes.
    Don’t blow it on the people.

    Blow it on the sandfilth.🎵😉

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