John Lewis Partnership (5)


I want to nominate the woke bastards otherwise known as the John Lewis Partnership who are promoting “chest binders” for children, via their sick magazine that has been circulated to all 70,000 of their unfortunate employees.

This horrendous publication was created by some LGBT cunts at John Lewis to coincide with “LGBTQ+ History Month” (yawn). The 32 page magazine takes advice from notorious child sex abuse advocates Mermaids, a so called charity currently under investigation by the Charity Commission. Articles include advice for parents seeking to raise “trans and non-binary children” using chest binders to crush growing breasts thereby posing health risks like breathing difficulties and tissue damage, not to mention the long term psychological scars these parents would be inflicting on their vulnerable, impressionable offspring. These parents are either mad, bad or both, either way they need locking up, or investigating at the very least, IMO.

Re Mermaids – there’s never been any doubt as to where they are coming from. But to be given the red carpet treatment by John Lewis? Disgraceful doesn’t begin to describe this vile collaboration.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.

Dead Pool [316]

Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who correctly predicted that the former England and QPR Maverick forward Stan Bowles would be the next dead dude.Bowles was 75 and died yesterday evening surrounded by all his family following a 10 year battle with Alzheimers disease.

On to Dead Pool 316

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Hampshire Constabulary

An eleven year old Kray wannabee walloped three boys and 2 police officers were sent to the boys home to discuss it with him: one a man of 48 with twenty years experience in the job, the other a young tart “P.C. Rich” a real little uni snowflake if ever was.

The boy sweared freely, not least at the older policeman, and was playing with his mobile phone and not engaging. As the boy became aggressive, the police officer shouted at the boy and there was an altercation. The father of the boy asked the two officers to leave the home, which they did. I was just surprised that fragrant PC Rich didn’t offer to kiss the little boy better (he had hit his own head on his own wall during his tantrum).

Now this “old school policeman” (their words not mine), faces losing his job at a tribunal. It was solely through him that the boy hates the police so much and has threatened to kill policemen. He clearly hasn’t been helped by P.C. Rich, who clearly disapproved of his actions. Thanks to him there is the danger this boy will turn to a life of crime. He was well on the way to it, before this policeman came along.

Is it?. He sounds like an out of control little bastard who needed a good slapping from his father, though dad is clearly scared of his own son.

So Hampshire might well be losing one of those rare officers these days who are a credit to their force:

Daily Mail

Proof – yet again – that policing is a man’s job and not for university poofters and daft girls.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The Harvard Hunger Strikers

Well if this doesn’t end the Israeli/Hamas conflict, nothing will.

Fired up with righteous indignation at Harvard University having some financial interests in Israel, a number of students have gone on ‘hunger strike’ demanding the Uni divests. In pursuit of their aims, these fearless warriors for justice starved themselves for a full……….12 hours.

Yes, they skipped lunch in a brave and strenuous show of defiance, courageously enduring the agony of a rumbling tum in order to rid the world of injustice. Their sacrifice is an inspiration to us all.

Just remember cunters, this is Harvard. One of these dumb cunts could well be Leader of the Free World in 30 years time. That’s if there’s a Free World left in 30 years time.

New York Post

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Immigrants who pretend they did hugely important jobs in their home country


are cunts, aren’t they.

“Back in Oo-kraine I was dorrr-ktur, da, da, so importance”

“Back in India I am vorking as I.T. CEO dearly, haan ji hello please”

“Back in Turr-key, I civil engineer study five year hard wid curry sauce, innit boss”

“Back in Poland, I TV actor. Dobjay, kor-va. Me good. Korrrr-va”

“Back at Afghanistan, me heart surgeon. Where job here? Give, give. Salaam alaykum inshallah death to white Britishers”

Whether it just gives indolent fuckers an excuse not to work or whether they’re just trying it on, they’re liars. Call them out on it.

Annoyed because you were an osteopath in Morocco? Prove it.
Refuse to do a boring job because you were a famous magazine journalist in Bulgaria? Show me the articles.
Don’t like your job as an Amazon driver? Fuck off back to Bucharest then.

Self-important, freeloading, parasitic leeches.

Kentonline

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous, link by C.A.