Dead Pool [316]

Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who correctly predicted that the former England and QPR Maverick forward Stan Bowles would be the next dead dude.Bowles was 75 and died yesterday evening surrounded by all his family following a 10 year battle with Alzheimers disease.

On to Dead Pool 316

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [316]

    • If Shirley snuffs it, she can meet all her ex-husbands in heaven.
      Like Napoleon, Charlemaine, Attila the Hun, Uncle Tom Cobbly, Albert Tatlock, Donald Duck etc.🤣

  1. Cliff ‘Colostomy bag wearing k*ddie clown’ Richard
    John ‘Cliff’s spunk trumpet player’ McElynn
    Adam ‘one trick pony, shit actor and wanker’ Woodyatt
    Mads ‘strange faced actor’ Mikkelsen
    Ronnie ‘that’s who’ Pickering

    • David Jason aged rapidly. In those last (and crap) Only Fools and Horses episodes, Del Boy looked older than Grandad and Uncle Albert put together.

  2. Jimmy Tarbuck
    Tim West
    Prunella Scales
    Robert Duvall
    Billy Connolly
    My Father in Law said yesterday I see Stan Bowles has died My reply was who’s he ? Then again I’m not very old RIP Stan having read all about you fair play you were a good one 👍👍

  3. Didn’t Stan kick the FA Cup off a table at Roker Park ?? It was on display pitch side after their heroics against Leeds at Wembley in 1973. Top player and a top bloke. One manager said of him “if Stan Bowles could pass a betting shop like he passes a ball he’d be a rich man”

  4. Nobody had Richard Lewis? … he actually crossed my mind a few days back (for this) when I saw him looking frail in the new, last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm…

    He seemed like a decent man. no scandals or anything. The cunt/not-cunt percentage balance in the world tips another smidgen in the writing direction.

    His last scene was arguing with Larry about (Lewis) putting Larry in his will….

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