Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who correctly predicted that the former England and QPR Maverick forward Stan Bowles would be the next dead dude.Bowles was 75 and died yesterday evening surrounded by all his family following a 10 year battle with Alzheimers disease.
On to Dead Pool 316
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Max Baer Jr. (Jethro)
Shirley MacLaine
Jay Rockefeller
Angie Dickinson
Hazem El Beblawi (former PM Egypt)
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If Shirley snuffs it, she can meet all her ex-husbands in heaven.
Like Napoleon, Charlemaine, Attila the Hun, Uncle Tom Cobbly, Albert Tatlock, Donald Duck etc.🤣
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The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
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Snoop dogg
Jay z
Lizzo
Kanye west
Dappy
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
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George Foreman
John Prescott
Uri Geller
Mary Peters
Paul Michael Glaser
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Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
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Cliff ‘Colostomy bag wearing k*ddie clown’ Richard
John ‘Cliff’s spunk trumpet player’ McElynn
Adam ‘one trick pony, shit actor and wanker’ Woodyatt
Mads ‘strange faced actor’ Mikkelsen
Ronnie ‘that’s who’ Pickering
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Phil cool
Jimmy cricket
Tom Baker
Jim Dale
David jason
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David Jason aged rapidly. In those last (and crap) Only Fools and Horses episodes, Del Boy looked older than Grandad and Uncle Albert put together.
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Anybody have Melanie in the dead pool?
The girl always gave it some welly. And was better than useless cunts like Adele and Taylor Swift.
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44Ach4mXE4
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Thats sad to hear Norm I haven’t heard much of her discography actually but her version of Ruby Tuesday was great
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Jimmy Tarbuck
Tim West
Prunella Scales
Robert Duvall
Billy Connolly
My Father in Law said yesterday I see Stan Bowles has died My reply was who’s he ? Then again I’m not very old RIP Stan having read all about you fair play you were a good one 👍👍
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Virginnia Mckenna
Cleo Laine
William Shatner
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
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Didn’t Stan kick the FA Cup off a table at Roker Park ?? It was on display pitch side after their heroics against Leeds at Wembley in 1973. Top player and a top bloke. One manager said of him “if Stan Bowles could pass a betting shop like he passes a ball he’d be a rich man”
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Edna O’Brien.
Michael Craig.
George Chakaris.
Thelma Holt.
Jeanne Moody.
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Miriam Margoyles
Jo Guest
Ron Jeremy
Doreen Lawrence
Ram John Holder
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Nobody had Richard Lewis? … he actually crossed my mind a few days back (for this) when I saw him looking frail in the new, last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm…
He seemed like a decent man. no scandals or anything. The cunt/not-cunt percentage balance in the world tips another smidgen in the writing direction.
His last scene was arguing with Larry about (Lewis) putting Larry in his will….
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😡 ^
… The cunt/not-cunt percentage balance in the world tips another smidgen in the WRONG direction…
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David Coverdale
Steve Coogan
Eamon Holmes
Joe Biden
Kate Moss
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Dick Van Dyke
Jimmy Carter
Gene Hackman
Bob Newheart
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