Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who correctly predicted that the former England and QPR Maverick forward Stan Bowles would be the next dead dude.Bowles was 75 and died yesterday evening surrounded by all his family following a 10 year battle with Alzheimers disease.
On to Dead Pool 316
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
Dennis Skinner
1
David Attenborough.
Mickey Dolenze. (The Monkeys).
John Cleese.
Petula Clarke.
John Virgo.
0
Well done San Francisco Bay Cunt
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
2
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
Dabney Coleman
John Astin
Good shooting Mr Cunt Man.
2
Must add that Stan Bowles was a cracking player and top character back in the days of real football.
5
Jocelyn Wildenstein
George Hamilton
Bill (William) Cobbs
Donald Sutherland
Michael Ironside
0
Clint Eastwood
Denise Nolan
Phil Collins
Mrs Navalny
Sheridan smith
1
Why Sheridan Smith?
Do you know something I don’t?
Abaaaat 14 years ago I would have loved to have… well… I’m not going to put it in writing
https://www.12thblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Sheridan-Smith-22.jpg
0
She’s puddled an likes a drink Harold.
Some thieving gyppo stole my Beast of Bolsover so I called Sheridan off the bench.
2
He He
That was me Mis! 😃👍
3
No you can’t tarmac my drive Mr Cuntalugs!!
2
Paint yer gates sir! 😃
3
Mis there are two do as you likes on tonight. Just hope the others step up to the plate to throw a double six.
Do you think that global warming is making the pikeys more active?
1
CuntyMort @
Deadpool has always had it’s pegsellers and caravan folk on it,
It’s considered ” common ground”.
It’s it’s not nailed down they’ll have it away.
Admin should serve em a summons .
3
Bob Newhart
King Charles
Captain Kirk
Dick Van Dyke
Dr Ruth
0
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
James Hetfield
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
0
Desmond Morris
Thomas Stafford
Stuart Hall
Len Deighton
Brian Blessed
1
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic Bumley
Queen Camilla
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Tony Blair
John Major
Gordon Brown
Michael Heseltine
David Cameron
0
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Trueman
Tony Soper
Shannon Doherty
0
Esther Rantzen
Don King
Brian Murphy
David Daker (actor)
Ratko Mladic
0
Royal Flush
King Charles
Elton John
Duke of Kent
Duchess of Kent
Kate Middleton
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
James Hong
0
Gladimir Putin
David Icke
Rudy Giuliani
Rosemary West
David Irving
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Alan Greenspan
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Nancy Olson
Eddie Stobart.
Nice work cunt man.
2
Sven Goran Eriksson
Ray Anthony
Steve McMichael
Charlie Bird
Joanne Woodward
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
Tom Lehrer
Dame Joan Plowright
James Bolam
Sir Tom Courtenay
Dame Vanessa Marx-Redgrave
Grief, is that really Stan Bowles?
1
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
Ray Reardon
Bruce Dern
Noam Chomsky
Bang on Cuntman.
2
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
James Earl Jones
Douglas Hurd
Jim Lovell
William Daniels (KITT of knightrider)
Peter Higgs
0
Congratulations CM of A.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
2
Mel Brooks
Imelda Marcos
Bernie Ecclestone
Raul Castro
Gene Hackman
1
Geoff Boycott
Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird
Henry Blofeld
Sandi Tosvikg
Billy Fucking Bragg
0
Cherie Blair
John Prescott
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff Richard
Good darts the CMOA.
1
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Charles the homeopathic halfwit
Camilla his pantomime horse
1
In there cunt man.
Bowles was a fine player, and one of the game’s characters. RIP.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Jack Smethurst
1
Eddie Booth (Jack Smethurst) died 16/02/22.
0
Nail on the head Norman, Flair players like Stan Bowles, are what made kids in the 70s fall in love with the game.
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Skinny Joey Merlino
Gene Gotti
0