who can’t control and indulge every whim of their idiot children.

For a single bloke with no kids of my own I’ve grown pretty tolerant of children since my twenties, especially after becoming an uncle, but I don’t think my niece would be allowed to ride her bike around a supermarket with her hood up, getting in the way of shoppers carrying boxes of wine and beer.

It doesn’t help when that person is a 19-20-stone builder with a bad back and size 13 boots.

Get out of the fucking way.

Or, as I said at the time as the child vanished from view and collided with my knee, ‘OOOOIIAAAYY!?!’

The mum saw I was fuming and apologised (jokingly) but patted her dear little sprog on its hooded head.

I could definitely feel the steam rising off of my head as i walked across the car park carrying the shopping to my van.

Why do these middle-class tossers have to indulge their brats’ every whim?

Riding bikes around fucking supermarkets when you’re knee high, and wearing your hood up so you can’t see anything or anyone around you?

Is there a man at home? You can bet he’s a wet liberal twat with a man-bun who works from home, or the type who commutes from London and never sees the fuckers, or one of these louche Robert Peston-looking cunts who wear scarfs around their pencil necks until about mid may and red trousers.

Nearly as absent minded as the sister-in-law, the thick twats.

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Harry Prince of fuck all is a 24 carat gold plated cunt,

Turns out this royal buffoon is about to accept an award for services to aviation. Turns out this cunt who makes 2 short planks look like a computer never passed his pilots license and could only be a Co pilot or gunner!

Can you imagine him, what are all these flashing lights, is it Christmas?,,,,, oooh is that a machine gun,,,, no Harry you pleb, those are our soldiers and we haven’t even taken off yet ffs.

Anyway, put down your drinks, this is the best bit, this ginger fuck knuckle is collecting his award alongside Buzz Aldrin. So that’s the level they are comparing this useless fucking orangutan to, you know fighter pilot, first man to walk on the moon and countless other heroic feats having his award turned into some meaning less peace of tat all because Meagain bitch is up for the same award, for doing next to fuck all.

In fact it makes you wonder about what the other royal pilots actually did, cunts to all involved in this fucking farce.

If I was Buzz I would be telling them to insert their award sideways….

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(I wonder if this cunt will volunteer to fly with the RAF should there be a WWIII with the Ruskies? – Day Admin)

Is, of course, a song by Kate Bush. Now this cunting is not aimed at Kate. I admire her and always have done.

The song is a good one too. However, I am sick to death of hearing it.

Every radio station – every single one – keeps playing this song. As if it’s the only record that Kate ever made. This is obviously down to that overidealised faux eighties dogmuck Stranger Things featuring the song.

The fact that sundry septics and millennials thought Kate Bush was a ‘new discovery’ and an ‘up and coming singer’ was hilarious enough. But British media is also acting like it is the only thing that Kate has ever done. Do they play Army Dreamers? Breathing? Sat In Your Lap? Or her Number One, Wuthering Heights? No,the cunts play Running Up That Hill . All the time, every time.

I love her as an artist (and for other reasons). But clueless knobheads should know that there is more to her than just one song.

And here is the lovely lady in her pomp with another song…

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Nominated by: Norman

A short, specific cunting.

Waaah. Global warming.
Waaah. Icebergs melting.
Waaah. Energy waste.
Waaah. Fossil Fuels are bad.

It makes sensitive, caring people all so goshdarned GLOOMY ..

But wait a minute. Wasn’t the sale of turf banned two years ago? Aren’t new houses not permitted fireplaces/chimneys this past ten years? Isn’t a fuck-all infrastructure mandatory EV catastrophe imminent for the end of this decade, like they wanted?

Aw diddums … what MORE can we do to alleviate the snowflake stress for them?…

I know. Let’s leave city Xmas lights going for a superfluous near-4 weeks through the long January nights …

For fuck’s sake!

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Nominated by: Cunt’emAll

A simple Google search will reveal quite a few big names appearing in the top 10s of overrated directors, including the likes of Woody Allen, Ridley Scott, Michael Bay, Tarantino and even Martin Scorsese.

Some argue the reasons for this include one or two-hit wonders who live off that reputation such as George Lucas and Star Wars; or Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction from Tarantino.

Other critics believe some directors play it safe by keeping to the same formula such as Chris Nolan and his Memento and Inception. Or Scorsese and his Goodfellas, Casino, Gangs of New York and the Irishman.

If I’m being honest I don’t really care what these critics say, or even if they have a point or not. That said, if there was one director that really gets on my nerves and can never quite understand why he receives so many plaudits as one of the greatest directors EVER, and that would be Alfred Hitchcock!

Over the Christmas and New Year holiday period I decided to give this cunt a chance by watching 5 of his most highly praised films – Psycho, Rear Window, North by North West, Vertigo and The Birds.

It was a herculean effort getting through this lot, but I suppose the best of the bunch would have to be Psycho if only because it had some truly suspenseful moments and it didn’t star Hitchcock’s usual blandies in James Stewart and Cary Grant.

The other 4 films were adequate, but still doesn’t explain why film critics fall over themselves bigging all of them up as something really special and typically “Hitchcockian”

In my opinion he made some boring, bland, tedious, predictable shite. Give me Akira Kurosawa, any day of the week as he pisses all over him in the director stakes!

With this in mind who would you say was the most overrated director, past or present?

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