Kirsty Williams-Henry

Kirsty Williams-Henry is not only a cunt, but a total tool, as well.

Brief summary, she fell off a pier that had no guard rail, and actually suffered significant injury.

A shoe-in for a compo claim, then.

But no, having rejected an offer of £300k+, and obviously encouraged by her money hungry mother, she went to court asking for £2.3m.

Unfortunately, both Kirsty and her mother tripped over their own tongues whilst exaggerating her injuries and the judge, who said in his ruling that he would have been minded to award over half a million, awarded them zilch, zero, nada, not a round coin, because they lied.

I have no sympathy.
Except, she’s probably now unfit to be left, mother will probably get carers allowance, etc.

Wales On Line

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

 

 

42 thoughts on “Kirsty Williams-Henry

    • I suspect you’re right there WC. I hear it gets pretty warm at the business end of a crematorium.

      Forgive me if you’ve heard this old joke:

      Primary schoolteacher to pupil;
      “Why weren’t you at school yesterday Johnny?”

      “Sorry Miss but daddy got burnt.”

      “Oh dear, not badly I hope?”

      “I’ll say Miss, they don’t fuck about at the crem.”

  1. It’s not quite a candidate for my proposed “You should have been more careful, shouldn’t you?” law, but it’s heading in the right direction.

  2. We’ve seen every conceivable attempt at fiddling money in comedy and drama and it doesn’t work, only for the enjoyment of we viewers.

    • Image being on the beach crabbing and that dozy cunts hits the rocks next to you?

      I’d still be laughing the following week when I got back from holiday.

      I’m with the judge.
      Liar.
      Lost out there Kirsty luv.

  3. Walking on a Pier with no safety rails, check brain, avoid going near the edge.

    Woman obviously won’t miss her brain as she doesn’t seem to need it.

    Just watching the news, a stabbing in London, surprised to see footage of the sword wielding cunt but then it was clear, he is obviously white 😂

  4. Those injuries are horrific..

    One minute your having a afternoon out, after a few Jägerbombs you fall off a pier..

    You wake up in hospital looking like a sad Alan Carr..

    Ain’t life terrible..

  5. A simpler way for her to see bioluminescent plankton, would of been to dye her hair blue and look in the mirror.

    Would of saved the NHS a bundle..

  6. Wonder why there wasn’t a safety rail?
    Bit slack that.

    The company would be best advised not to open a safari park.

    You let cyclists in there’ll be a big payout once the lions maul them.

    Oh an maybe invest in a few bits?

    Fire extinguishers are a good start but maybe see to safety railings first.
    And maybe a few “DANGER” signs wouldn’t go amiss?

    • Ps

      Maybe any rotten planks replaced too?

      I know it’s H&S gone mad but falling 30 ft onto rocks can upset more sensitive tourists.

  7. Its not a proper pier as such, otherwise it would’ve had a safety railing. The dozy fat cunt might as well have gone for compo from Wigan Pier.

  8. Very pleased to read this tale. Defrauding the insurance has grown as the national sport almost to rival football over the last thirty years and it’s us poor mugs who finance it with our ever growing premiums. In any case I would immediately doubt the word of any cunt with a double-barrelled surname.

  9. Mr Justice Ritchie said she suffered from a “modestly severe” brain injury as well as depression and anxiety and mild post-traumatic stress disorder but being Welsh wasn’t a reason to lie.

  10. It’s obviously a pack of lies.

    If the fat bitch fell off a pier head first then she would have drowned immediately.

    It’s clear she wasn’t wearing water wings nor a crash helmet.

    Safety First.

    Case dismissed.

    Then gas the pair of lying cunts to save on the Benefits bill,the greasy waiter in No.10 needs every penny for dinghy dung.

  11. Talking of falling off piers; one sunny afternoon in Fowey in the early eighties we were queueing for the ferry across the river to Bodinnick. In those days it ran from a short ramp off the car park but has now been rejigged with a bigger ramp a few yards to the north. A car on the ramp with Belgian plates was left there when the ferry departed fully loaded. The driver reversed a few yards from the water’s edge, misjudged it and dropped the rear near side wheel off the side of the ramp with a loud bang. The couple alighted and she proceeded to berate him in their native tongue. From her tone I would guess she was saying; “WTF do we do now you dozy twat?” Pleased to report that a crowd of us went over to help. Eight or ten of us simply heaved the rear end of the car back up on to the ramp. The couple thanked us profusely by use of a phrase book, they apparently had no English.

  12. Pity the pissed up fat cunt didn’t get blown out to sea and get harpooned by some similar inebriated sailors and mistaken her for a whale. In fairness even sober salts would’ve got away with it.

  13. Should’ve made the case into a Game Show, with everyone waiting patiently for the judge to finally say “Here is What You Would’ve Won”.

  14. Well she certainly ain’t Colt Seavers, the problem for kirsty is her melon sized head.

    As soon as she started falling, the weight of her had had her turning faster than dame keir on a policy pledge..

    • Oh dear. I’ll bet that £300,000 is looking pretty good right now. She’s learned that honesty is the best policy. She’s not wealthier, but she’s wiser.

      • Unlikely.
        It’s Civil Court, and she’s not been convicted of an offence.

        Although if attempting to defraud…..
        No, she was actually severely injured, just attempted extortion, and lying under oath then!

  15. Money grabbing cunts tough shit you were caught out should have took the dosh while you had a chance.
    This puts me in mind of my younger years when a sooty claimed I had reversed over her foot.
    All sobbing away and comforted by shop staff of the store I was working on
    Blick fuck wit finally came unstuck when I pointed out as it was raining quite hard then would she not have a wet tyre track across her suede boot?
    The fucking grilling I got off my boss and shop senior management for fuck all!
    Wish I drove straight at her with my boot to the floor!

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