Independent Public Inquiries are a cunt.

The very name suggests that the issues being examined will be thoroughly and impartially considered. Of course, everyone knows that this is total nonsense. The Government will decide what is and is not considered under the inquiry’s terms of reference. Who do the cunts think they are kidding?

Apparently the Independent Public Inquiry into the handling of the Covids “crisis” will now delay its hearing of the evidence regarding the “vaccines”. Well fuck me, I wonder why that might be? Spoiler alert…Maybe it has something to do with a forthcoming GENERAL FUCKING ELECTION?

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Of course, there is nothing to see here. The Rt Hon The Baroness Heather Carol Hallett DBE came to the decision entirely off he own bat. Anyone who says anything different is a tin foil hatted “anti vaxer” , obviously.

Fuck right off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

A cunting for Jamaica.

This toilet of a country wants to remove King Charles III as head of state.

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I personally would be dancing for joy if the shithole wanted to sever ties with me, and if I had a choice I’d have severed all ties with Jamaica when they gained independence in 1962.

The good for nothing bastards are constantly lying about rebuilding the country after WWII with the Windrush cunts, when in reality they supplied a handful of smelly bus conductors and bin men.

The vile immigrants here now are nothing more than idle criminals who for some reason think the UK owes them something. Well they’re right in that regard, we owe them a damn good birching.

Those other fools Harry and Meghan Hewitt are out there at the moment embarrassing themselves and us as usual, but that needs a cunting of its own.

So Jamaica, by all means remove Charles as head of state, don’t send anyone else here, and take back your execrable countrymen who currently pollute the British Isles.
One more thing, the only reparations you’re entitled to is the filth we want to send back to you. (You can keep the Hewitts as an added bonus).

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by: General Cuntster

I would like to second this nomination and add that the Markle-Hewitts were used by the Jamaican Government.

The anti-Royalist Jamaican Government wanted their image in solidarity with the anti-(ex)-royal couple to bolster their cause.

But after the photo they had no more use the shameless grifters and treated the Dysfunctional Duo like the D-List Celebrities they truly are.

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(No more emergency aid from the UK when the next natural disaster hits, either! – Day Admin)

Yesterday (26th Jan), old Kloppie announced he will be leaving the ‘Pool at the end of this season, primarily because he’s knackered and doesn’t have the energy to coach anymore.

Even though I rarely bother with EPL football these days, I will admit that Klopp is one of the greats, and certainly ranks as one of the best managers Liverpool as ever had.

However, the media went into total meltdown as soon as he announced his news, with some papers having it as the major Page 1 headline (fuck WWIII).

I went onto the BBC’s football page last night, and I counted a total of 14 articles, all about Klopp. FOURTEEN!!

By the time this nom is published (assuming it does of course), that figure will probably diminish. Although it will no doubt grow again come the end of the season, especially if Liverpool win something!

For the next few days then we’re going to get wall-to-wall commentary about Klopp, about why he is stepping down, what he as achieved, what he intends to do next and what he ate for fucking breakfast!

And clearly the city of Liverpool will be closed for business for weeks as it mourns his departure!

The media really are cunts at times with their massive servings of hyperbole!

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Nominated by: Technocunt

Once again Gary Lineker is proving that not only is he a cunt, but a selectively racist, anti-Semitic cunt to boot.

Not only did the jug-eared crisp stealer not condemn the pogrom, the murders, rapes, burnings, mutilations and hostage taking of innocent Israeli and other civilians, he has now, to the delight of the Hamas Paliscum called for Israel to be boycotted and barred from international football.

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Hey, at this rate I can see him donning a Hamas headband and heading up managing the Gaza First Eleven and a prime spot on Al-Jazeera “A question of Zionism”.
What is it with these fucking stupid “celeb” wankers who always seem to side with murderers, particularly jew-killers?

Meanwhile, crickets at the BBC about Gazza4Gaza’s inflammatory outpourings that would see most lesser mortals at the very least disciplined or sacked.

But this is the BBC who are a law unto themselves and no doubt the appalling Linekunt will suffer no long-term consequences while British Jews have their backs against the wall because of cunts like Gazza4Gaza empowering Jew haters, Islamists and hard left fascists.

Waiting now for an MP, any MP to raise their head above the parapet to slam both Linekunt and the supposed “inclusive” BBC who have for too long tolerated and even encouraged this shit.

Meanwhile the jug-eared overpaid cunt, is still in post and drawing his £1.5+ million salary that takes nearly 10,000 TV taxes to fund.

What a nasty vicious cunt. I’ll wager, that given the chance, ol’ Gazza4Gaza would steal the hostages’ crisps.

I cancelled my TV licence on October 8th, so I’ve done my bit to not fund these cunts and will never pay it again.

Fuck ol’ Jug-ears, fuck the BBC and fuck so-called “Palestine”

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Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh.

Environmental protesters have developed two sure fire ways to get Joe and Jane Public on their side.

Firstly, you can sit down in the road in London and elsewhere in the rush hour, bringing the place to a halt (‘Just Stop Oil’ refers). Secondly, you can go to a gallery and throw food at a priceless work of art.

The latest escapade in the latter category has occurred in Gay Paree, where a couple of sanctimonious airheads from ‘Riposte Alimentaire’ (‘Food Response’) have demonstrated the justice of their cause by, er, throwing soup at the world’s most famous work of art, Leonardo’s ‘Mona Lisa’.

I don’t know about anyone else, but as a result of this inspirational action, I’ve become immediately drawn and committed to their cause, which is a demand for ‘sustainable food’. Or something.

I’m going straight down to the National Gallery in the Smoke, where I plan to throw a bacon sandwich (with brown sauce) at a Raphael or a Van Gogh. It’s the way to get your message across and rally support, not to mention getting your picture in the papers and gaining cachet with your smug middle class friends.

Ha ha, what a jolly jape.

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Nominated by : Ron Knee