The Worldwide Industrialisation of Pop Music

it’s happened more locally in Motown and SAW (Stock Aitken and Waterman) but now the hit factory mentality is global, and nearly all of today’s major recording artists aimed at the youth market are pushing the product, and its producers don’t even speak English as their first language.

They are Swedes.

If they are not Swedes, they are Korean, although K pop is still fairly limited in reach, and not fully embedded with Western culture.

This is not an attack on Swedish songwriters, but it is perhaps a requiem for homegrown, more meaningful songwriting reaching the charts, and it says something when a load of Swedish blokes can churn out hit records with their incomplete (yet sufficient ) grasp of English for the Anglophone market.

The talent these chaps have is to have turned the songwriting process into an assembly line. This began back in the nineties, which the Stockholm-based producer Denniz PoP, (Dag Krister Volle) and his Cheiron studio, who worked with Ace of Base (‘All that She Wants… is Another Baby’) and Dr Alban (‘it’s my Life’), and has since worked with Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Britney Spears, Westlife and 5ive, before his surprise death in 1998 at the age of 35.

His successors, Shellback (Karl Johan Schuster) and Max Martin (Karl Martin Sandberg), have written songs for Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Adele, Maroon 5, P!nk, Rihanna, Ed Sheeran, ‘Tay-tay’, Carly Rae Jepsen, Leona Lewis, One Direction, The Weeknd and a fuckton of other pop cunts you’ve heard on the radio. There is an Polish-American involved in these audio-crimes the form of Dr. Luke (Lukasz Gottwald) using the same sort of ‘track and hook’ process. He was accused of sexual behaviour by the American pop <del>slut</del> chanteuse ‘Ke$ha’ but she ended up paying him $, leaving her as just plain old Kesha Sebert.

Rick Beato made a video a few years ago about how pop was lyrically and compositionally simpler than it used to be. The lyric element might be down to the simplistic, purely emotive vernacular the Swedes have adopted for the American and European markets. Either way, the music in today’s charts is made like your typical Volvo; Well-engineered, reliable, child-friendly, but largely uninteresting,

The Globe and Mail

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Richard III and Ableism

You couldn’t make this up.

‘ Non-disabled Richard III actor to press on despite calls for recast’

MSN News

I suppose there must be a shortage of actors with spinal deformities. Whatever next? Non Daleks in Dr Who? An Irishman playing Oppenheimer? A non-plastic entity playing Barbie? Some fucker actually acting.

However what doesn’t seem to be of concern the legions of the woke is that the ‘actor’ playing Richard is called Michelle. So was Richard some sort of trannie? It seems to be the only insult Shakespeare, sucking up to the Tudors, didn’t throw at him.

But never fear:-

‘But Terry’s statement said her performance would “address and unpack” a text “saturated with ableism”.

Translate that fucker if you can. I think it means that the Bard should be cancelled but I might be wrong.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Socialist Workers Party

We’ve seen a good few cunts come and go on IsAC over the years, but I’d argue that we’ll never catch sight of a bigger bunch of deluded tossers than those that make up the membership of the Socialist Workers Party.

I saw a little huddle of these sad losers manning (can I say that?) a rickety stall the other day, desperately trying to persuade passers-by to purchase a copy of some obscure, dry as dust revolutionary tract, or the latest issue of their arsewipe comic ‘The Socialist Worker’.

I remember them well from my uni days, practising the politics of the student union. When they weren’t putting up posters or sitting in some dingy bar hatching ludicrous plots to infiltrate this or that group, they’d be arguing the toss about who was the True Keeper of the Flame. Then like as not they’d splinter into raucous factions denouncing each other, then the factions would splinter into factions.

These days of course, you’ll see them fastened like limpets to any protest or demo about any fashionable lefty cause, trying to gain a wider audience for their own loony agenda. They’ll be carrying their distinctive placards (they must get a good deal from some printer somewhere), bearing vacuous slogans such as ‘organise and resist’ or ‘smash the fascists’ in an attempt to propagate their own brutal hard left orthodoxy.

In my view these useful idiots constitute an existential threat to our way of life. Why at any given time, there must be at least several dozen of cunts at large on our streets, beavering tirelessly away to destroy ‘the system’ and usher in the New Dawn.

Be afraid cunters, be very afraid, for the raging tsunami is about to break over us and sweep us away. Lord save us from the Socialist Wankers Party, a really bad dose of the Trots if ever there was one.

Socialist Worker News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Do these “workers” actually work? – Day Admin)

Melody Wiseheart – Transwoman Swimmer

Amongst the worst of the species of Cunt known to mankind, behold the dripping horror of Melody Wiseheart, formerly known as Nicholas Cepeda.

Mad and/or malevolent, Nick the Prick is proudly taking trans-gender insanity to the next level. Not only does he declare he’s a woman. But he also identifies with teenage girls. And changes into skimpy outfits in the same changing areas as them. To compete against them in swimming competitions. What a slippery slimy bell-end of a Cunt.

Such incredible idiocy could sadly happen anywhere in the West nowadays, but naturally enough it is Trudeau’s Canada which is leading the way with this wave-breaking level of cluster-fuckitude.

More details here provided you take your anti-emetic first –

Spiked

Apparently Nick the Prick, age 50, has been representing the Orangeville Otters swim club since 2019, changing next to and swimming around teenage girls of increasingly pissed off families. It’s like dumping a male bull shark into a baby female otter nursery and closing your eyes and crossing fingers all will be well.

‘Swimming Canada’ of course defended the rights of this plonker: “Actually, having a todger helps keep Nick on an even keel and so exemplifies good lane discipline to all the girls. And having a 50 year old male rubbing up alongside them makes those girls who are a little on the large and hirsute side feel less bad about themselves. Great success!”. Or something Cunty like that.

Surely it’s time someone did a Bobbit to this Cunt of a Bull Shark if he really wants to think he’s a teenage female Otter?

Nominated by: Holey Bonus

Additional link provided by Ron Knee: 

Admin;

May I suggest adding the undernoted link to this splendid cunting?

You Tube

I think the part from 6.30 onwards (where the Rebel News reporter confronts this seedy cunt) is particularly interesting.

Thanks

Times Radio

A cunting for that Establishment/Murdoch foghorn, Times Radio, promising to bring us expert analysis but promoting stories at a similar register to its Murdoch stablemate, The Sun.

‘Dictator Trump’, ‘ Storm Isha causes damage not seen before’, How GCHQ keeps us safe’, Gen Z go to War, and the flip flopping on the War in the Ukraine Putin runs out of ammo, men, (at an unfathomable’ rate’, tanks a few months ago, now we’re supposedly going to war, Putin is once again bringing war to NATO.

There’s the chummy interview with Ian Hislop about “his 2023”, the bloke who has destroyed Private Eye’s reputation and turned it into a snarkier version of Punch.

Then there’s the odd interview where Kait Borsay keeps putting futile and daft questions about the Russia-Ukraine conflict to Peter Hitchens, to which he can only, and honestly, reply, ‘I don’t know/,I have no idea’. One such example is,
‘Is Putin Ill?’

Nobody knows!

It seems a lot of the ‘experts ‘ don’t live in the real world either, ‘we’ll need a better manufacturing base to build weapons and ammo, and recruit people, about half a million’.

How?

The level of discussion is about the same as GB News… okay, not that remedial, but still lacking in anything beyond ‘We’ll do this and then this.. uh well i’m sure people will join in when push comes to shove, the public must, the public will…’.

Delirious shite.

Times Radio

Wiki Times Radio

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime