Rolf Harris [2]

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I’m very disappointed in Rolf Harris.

It makes me wonder when he was signing to deaf kids at the end of Rolfs cartoon club, what was he saying? There could be a tidal wave of deaf kids born in the 80′s traumatised by this blokes didgeridoo and none of us knew!

Can you guess what it is yet? Yeah. An arrest warrant.

Nominated by : London cunt

Caroline Lucas [2]

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Caroline Lucas deliberately went to Balcombe to get herself arrested. “I have tried to use the democratic processes…the government isn’t listening”.

You’re an MP, you stupid cunt. So you’re condemning the very process that put you in Westminster in the first place. You only like democracy when the majority do what you tell them, then?

Perhaps you’d be more at home in Cairo.

Nominated by: Cuadrillafrackter

Jesus Christ

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I would like to nominate the baby Jesus. Okay, had a tough start in life. Born in a stable, but at least the cunt got some gold. Thirty years later the ‘exalted one’ is working as a fucking tekton. What happened to all the fucking gelt?

And what the fuck happened to Joesph? I bet the cunt fucked off with the fucking money. Cunting Yid – should have been nailed to a piece of wood.

Has anyone noticed that baby Jesus looks a bit like Prince George? God bless you Maaaaaaam.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon