Historical inaccuracy

Posted on February 13, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

England’s fucking Historian cunts can’t seem to agree on the text and flags used to deliver what was probably the most famous Naval message ever sent(1).

Nelson’s message via flag signal – “England Expects Every Man Will Do His D U T Y” above, from the The Boy’s Own Paper, 1885, employing the flags as shown in the 1804 copy of the Signal-Book, revised in manuscript and by re-pasting flag images, that was on board HMS VICTORY at Trafalgar.

Wills cigarette card adding the third word “that” and employing the strict 1799 Signal-Book for the Ships of War.

Some cunt’s ‘probable’ reproduction of the signal

(1) With the possible exception of the message sent April 14, 1912: “CQD SOS CQD SOS WE’RE FUCKED”

Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians

Trades Unionists

Posted on February 12, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Trade Unionists – especially anyone involved in the latest round of cunty tube strikes – are a bunch of overpaid lazy cunts.

They stop everything moving just because some cunt missed a red light and got taken of driving, got caught sleeping or in this case they want to continue sitting on their fat lazy cunting arses in their ticket office rather than get up and do some fucking work. Get a grip you cunts, jobs change and that fucking that. Move with the times of fuck off.

Bunch of lazy, ignorant, overpaid CUNTS.

If these CUNTS worked in the real world they would get fired out the fucking door quicker than they could ask what the cunt just happened!!

Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson

Davina McCall [3]

Posted on February 11, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Dippy Divina “attempting to make history by becoming the first woman to undertake an entire BT Sports Relief challenge, which involves running, swimming and cycling 500 miles from Edinburgh to London in a week.”

Hardly making history, is it? On the other hand she did make the headlines when she fell over in the snow in Scotland and then again when she got hypothermia by swimming in Lake Windermere in the middle of winter. I’ve heard of women being frigid, but that’s just fucking ridiculous!

Perhaps she will make history by being the first person to die while doing something totally pointless? Perhaps it will relaunch her flagging career? It sure as fuck isn’t doing a lot for her fitness books and videos.

Fucking silly little cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Bruce Springsteen

Posted on February 10, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Plays for four hours every night and his music is just fantastic….!

Like fuck it is, four hours of listening to that middle of the road ‘rawkkkk’ shite would be hell on earth.

And anyone who styles himself the Boss, isn’t a boss. He’s a cunt.

Nominated by: DanB

My professional opinion? He ain’t that fucking good! Christ, he sings worse than me!

Nominated by: ChasCMusic

Houses

Posted on February 9, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Houses used to be enclosures for comfort and security. Now they are investments and cash generators for grabbing corrupt cunts.

New houses are so small, if you get a hard-on, you have to stick your dick out of the window. They are all disgusting designs made from cheap shit, as is dictated by the filthy public sector cunts in planning offices in Town Halls. They hate the idea of someone living in a nice house made of quality materials.

The cunts in government (and the cunts in the public sector) are deliberately making sure there is a shortage of homes – because they are making shed-loads of money from renting at extortionate rates to desperate fuckers working 60 hours a week – yet still so poor they are living off dog meat after paying rent.

Houses are cunts because they are designed by, build by, and mostly owned by, cunts. 80% of people under 25 (no matter what their qualifications) will never be able to afford to buy a home and will be under the boot of cunts forever for extortionate rents.

Nominated by: Dog Meat