Teachers

Posted on February 8, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The lazy worthless idiot cunt teachers have to abide by the syllabus that the even bigger cunts in the Education department throw at them.

They are so bound by having to impart equality, cultural diversity, political correctness and are constantly looking over their shoulders in case the Gestapo of Ofsted come thundering down on them for inadvertently failing to push the latest “hot agenda” on the already disenchanted and disengaged students that they find it easier to toe the party line and not make waves.

Dangerous thing being an honest teacher, educating the peasants leads to them questioning their masters.

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Islam

Posted on February 7, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Islam, the religion that never knowingly ignores the potential to take offence.

I’ve realised that it was my fault that I didn’t understand the issues involved in some of the recent high-profile incidents involving Islamic protagonists.

Lee Rigby’s murder – as stated by Anjem Choudhury and one of the killer’s brothers, it was OUR fault that this murder happened as we didn’t understand how Islamists feel about what the West is doing in the Middle East. So the vicious, insane and witless killers are innocent and it’s all OUR fault.

Rape of young white girls – It’s my fault I don’t understand this because I don’t share his cultural values. It’s clearly not his fault!

Grooming of young white girls – the instances are too numerous to link but the protagonists are often excused (and the real victims ignored) due to Islamic cultural values trumping traditional British values. Furthermore, the police discriminated against real victims rather than the perpetrators

Lee Rigby again – my fault – I hadn’t realised that we couldn’t even object to a UK citizen being massacred on our streets by Islamists –

So it’s my fault. I’ve clearly not understood the Islamists’ culture properly. I’ve done some research and now I understand; it is NEVER their fault and I must give them whatever they want.

OK – I have an idea which might finally keep everyone happy. Massacre them all so that they get their 72 virgins (as per the Koran) – with any luck if it’s done quickly enough, there won’t be enough virgins to go round and they’ll end up bumming each other. Hopefully, they will be finally happy.

Nominated by: Bordran

New Zealand

Posted on February 6, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

There are more cunts per capita in New Zealand than there are people for fuck’s sake. And the flora and fauna is truly horrible!

Take those Moas and Kiwis with their shite fuct-up wings for instance. Evolve already, you avigation-dodging cunts. Fly! Be free! And you Giant Moas, Dinornis robustus Ha! Not so robust are ya? Where are you now? Fucking extinct cunts!

Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians

France [2]

Posted on February 5, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The French are a bunch of filthy, dirty, garlic smelling, black beret wearing (don’t forget the striped T shirts), greasy, wanky frogs. Fuck off Jacques Tati.

That General De Gaulle was a cunt, as well.

Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon

If De Gaulle hated Hitler so much, then why did he copy his moustache and haircut. Perhaps they are related?

I think we should be told…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Kiddies’ books

Posted on February 4, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

What the fuck do you have to do these days to get a decent book to read to your kiddies at bed time?

For example “It hurts when I poop – A story for children afraid to use the potty” or “The Queen’s Knickers” or “But what if? – a book about being worried” or “Who cares about elderly people?” or “Mummy, I did a poo.”

And let’s not forget “Games you can play with your pussy” and “The gas we pass – The story of farts” or my personal favourite “Pop goes the Hamster and other fun microwave games” – I mean who the hell writes this shit?

Whatever happened to good old fashioned childrens’ classics about wolves eating piggies, Hansel and Gretel burning the witch, the troll getting slaughtered by the billy goats? Now those were books!

Even J K fucking Rowling was better than this and she wrote Harry fucking Potter!

Nominated by: The eighth dwarf