Audi drivers are cunts.
If it says you must drive like a cunt at every opportunity in the owners manual, then I apologise.
But I still think you are all cunts.
Nominated by: Bob Z
Ed Miliband [8]
The fucking Miliband cunt has a smaller vocabulary than a North Korean string-pull doll.
Squeezed middle (“skeethd mid-hull”)
hard-working families (“har dwerkin famblies”)
500,000 people every day in Britain queue up at soup kitchens, and go to beg at food banks. Yes there are some scroungers, but most are in real distress and despair, and genuinely hungry.
Meanwhile the idiot cunt Miliband spouts utter mindless shite about mythical groups.
The cunt Miliband stands for cunts – not people. He wants to exterminate the British with his toxic snotty saliva and thinly-veiled protocols.
Nominated by: Oliver Twist
Moderators
Bloggers who moderate comments are dullards and would not comprehend half of my wit. They realise I would be bad news for their hegemony and Alpha status. The owners of these blogs are merely protecting their domains.
Bloggers who moderate comments are cunts.
Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians
Moaners
Moaning cunts, who through the grace of someone with a fucking good idea of starting a website where the term ‘cunt’ can be freely used, feel it is their right to moan.
You don’t like the way things are sorted? Then fuck off to another website!
Moaning cunt.
Nominated by: Cripplecock
Historical inaccuracy
England’s fucking Historian cunts can’t seem to agree on the text and flags used to deliver what was probably the most famous Naval message ever sent(1).
Nelson’s message via flag signal – “England Expects Every Man Will Do His D U T Y” above, from the The Boy’s Own Paper, 1885, employing the flags as shown in the 1804 copy of the Signal-Book, revised in manuscript and by re-pasting flag images, that was on board HMS VICTORY at Trafalgar.
Wills cigarette card adding the third word “that” and employing the strict 1799 Signal-Book for the Ships of War.
Some cunt’s ‘probable’ reproduction of the signal
(1) With the possible exception of the message sent April 14, 1912: “CQD SOS CQD SOS WE’RE FUCKED”
Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians